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At 9/24/08 07:53 PM, Toasty4you wrote: I've never owned an FPS PC game, but I've always been exceptionally good at those on the consel. This should be a very fun experience for me. ;D

I hope this means that you'll be getting the PC version then.

Anyway, I just got off a great session. No getting kicked by someone with a reserved slot! It's a good thing too as I was on the top of my game! I don't think I've ever had a better K:D ratio before! By the end I was up like 130 kills to about 30 deaths.

Also, there was a bit of mic rape.

Anyway, I just got off a great session. No getting kicked by someone with a reserved slot!

usually, if someone's a good regular in a server, he/she is immune from reserved slot kicks.

...

Did you guys even miss me one bit.

I have teh spray of the 50 foot pyro!

At 9/24/08 09:58 PM, Dookiemaister wrote:

Anyway, I just got off a great session. No getting kicked by someone with a reserved slot!

usually, if someone's a good regular in a server, he/she is immune from reserved slot kicks.

What are you implying? That I'm not good enough? What do you want from me!? Why must you keep playing these games!?

At 9/24/08 10:26 PM, pYROkINDoFgUY wrote: Did you guys even miss me one bit.

You left?

At 9/24/08 10:26 PM, pYROkINDoFgUY wrote: ...

Did you guys even miss me one bit.

who the fuck are you?

Just had a good run in Arena mode, as pyro of course, 23 kills to 8 deaths.

man o man that game is addictive but yea the rules are obvious

At 9/24/08 09:58 PM, Dookiemaister wrote:

Anyway, I just got off a great session. No getting kicked by someone with a reserved slot!

usually, if someone's a good regular in a server, he/she is immune from reserved slot kicks.

Really...l didn't know that...and then, what do you mean by "good regular?"...a frequent player?

VALVE WHERE IS OUR UPDATES? I DEMAND SOME FUCKING UPDATES.

In even less important news I turn 18 today, yup i'm legal. Guess i'll look for a party server or something. And yes Hellraiser where is our update? seriousley.

At 9/25/08 06:06 PM, WooldoorSockbat wrote: In even less important news I turn 18 today, yup i'm legal. Guess i'll look for a party server or something. And yes Hellraiser where is our update? seriousley.

Happy birthday. Go buy yourself a 4 ft birthday bong and give it to me.

At 9/25/08 06:47 PM, Hellraiser wrote: Happy birthday. Go buy yourself a 4 ft birthday bong and give it to me.

No you idiot. I'm supposed to be the one to do that. His birthday is meaningless. Mine however, has a meaning. 4/20 baby!

At 9/25/08 07:09 PM, Aksumka wrote:

At 9/25/08 06:47 PM, Hellraiser wrote: Happy birthday. Go buy yourself a 4 ft birthday bong and give it to me.

No you idiot. I'm supposed to be the one to do that. His birthday is meaningless. Mine however, has a meaning. 4/20 baby!

You were born 4/20? Happy birthday Hitler.

At 9/24/08 08:09 PM, Aksumka wrote: I hope this means that you'll be getting the PC version then.

Hell yes. I can't wait. The game should arrive within 2 days from now. The only other FPS games I've owned are Metroid Prime, MP2, MP3, RE4, Goldeneye (for the N64), and maybe a few others. But this is going to be my first online multiplayer FPS. Sounds like fun playing against other people and not just some dull comps. I might be seeing you guys. Already made a steam account.

my ID is Toasty4you

At 9/25/08 06:06 PM, WooldoorSockbat wrote: In even less important news I turn 18 today, yup i'm legal.

no shit? i turned 18 a month ago. asl?

At 9/25/08 05:36 PM, Hellraiser wrote: VALVE WHERE IS OUR UPDATES? I DEMAND SOME FUCKING UPDATES.

As do i, its getting boring trying to get the same old achievements and failing all the time. We need something fresh >:C

Also, whats gonna happen once every class is updated? :/

At 9/26/08 01:00 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

At 9/25/08 05:36 PM, Hellraiser wrote: VALVE WHERE IS OUR UPDATES? I DEMAND SOME FUCKING UPDATES.

As do i, its getting boring trying to get the same old achievements and failing all the time. We need something fresh >:C

Also, whats gonna happen once every class is updated? :/

They brainwash us to join the army

I'm shocked I didn't die...

An epic session. I hate using that word, but I have to. Six and a half fucking hours. Non stop. No pissing, no getting up, just six and a half hours of pure TF2...

I live to tell the tale.

At 9/26/08 02:47 AM, Aksumka wrote: I live to tell the tale.

Holy fucking shit, 6 and a half hours non stop. Were you the only one doing it or did you have friends to keep you company (besides dudes in the server).

I just came back from a sweet run in cp_well, i was engi, building underwater, and me and a spy had fun building/destroying my tele entry until i found and killed him, was pretty fun.

I read about this guy:
This is an article, l just found it, and l am dying to play on his server just to see if he is really THAT good...9well if he is on my team l won't complain, but l want to be on the opposite side too)

Don Newman

He stalks his prey from above the canisters. Peering down onto the control point, he sees a heavy and his medic running across, trying to capture. If his mask were not in the way, one could imagine a smile across his face. He searches through his arsenal, tossing aside the flamethrower and shotgun found inside. At the very bottom he finds his one true love. Gleaming brightly at him was Betty, his trusty chopper. The blood she's spilled, the heads she's chopped, the curses she's caused utterance of; all kept within metal and wood. He unsheathes his violent baby and cuts his glove slightly, making sure it cuts like butter. It does, and he moves out.

He sneaks around back, making sure he keeps out of sight. He moves in like a spy, but somehow more cloaked, and reaches the pair as they begin to cap. Over his voice communication, he hears his teammates saying to go for the medic. However, his mind knows better. While the angry shouts of his brethren play over his speakers, he attacks the heavy. It may be the amount of fat behind him, but he hardly notices Betty cutting through him like he was tender pork. As he falls down, the medic is horrified by the sight of his dead partner and begins to run. However, Betty knows where to swing to take out his opponents. With a side-splitting chop, the master assassin walks over their bodies and says...

"It must have been a bit embarrassing..."

This is the story of Don Newman, the most amazing pyro I have ever seen. Without using the flamethrower's flames or shotgun, he is able to dominate most on the other team, climb the scoreboard, and leave us laughing and crying. Many a time I have came onto the server and shoot at Don, yet he manages to just walk slowly to me and axe me a question. There is even talk of a machinima for him as a Batman-esque crusader known as "The Red Knight."

For anyone who dare doubt his power, he assembled a video of both his axing and also some uberchaining.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9T_kvDvQ nY

This is a video made just for this article. This includes Don using every weapon except flames and shotguns.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LHw9M1wd VE

If you would like to play against this force of nature, you may join him on the main server he frequents. His server is:

ATF Humpaholics Anonymous - 8.6.77.142:27015
OK, end of article.

Note: l din't know you could actually air blast jump...l never tought of that...he is a pretty good axer, but is axing enough?
I mean, he uses the flamer only to air blast jump and nothing else...so what is the meaning of being a pyro if you never use your primary weapon?
Obviously l won't go spy or scout, because l'll have no chance...l will go heavy with Sascha...when l first started playing heavy the pyros could easily kill me because of that stupid swirling around thingy...now that Sascha makes the swirling slower, l can easily kill ANY pyro...now a pyro can kill me only when l am at half health or below, or when l didn't see him at all...well, since he uses his axe and the air blast, l really can't understand how he will kill a (non-n00b) heavy...especially when the axe is a melee weapon, and the minigun deals 5 times more damage at close range...

Hmmm...l visited don newman's steam ID page, and the TF2 stats are here:

Personal Records _
Most points:63 (as Heavy) Most kills:63 (as Heavy) Most sentry kills:13 (as Engineer) Most assists:23 (as Medic) Most captures:8 (as Heavy) Most defenses:7 (as Pyro) Most damage:9,414 (as Demoman) Most destruction:10 (as Pyro) Most dominations:10 (as Heavy) Most revenges:3 (as Pyro) Most UberCharges:10 (as Medic) Longest life:1576:22 (as Pyro) Most backstabs:7 (as Spy) Most buildings built:12 (as Engineer) Most headshots:13 (as Sniper) Most health healed:18,599 (as Medic) Most health leeched:800 (as Spy) Most teleporters built:17 (as Engineer)

OK, some of them are really suspicious.....
63 points and 63 kills in ONE LIFE?
You can't get 63 kills in an entire game of 5 minutes,let alone a life...and the longest life is just...1576:22
Yes, 1576 minutes...that is A LOT of time....far too much for a normal match...he probably was in a no-rule server and just was AFK for all this time...
As for the kills, l really don't know...l mean you have to spawn camp for eternity or something like that...
That is why l believe that player stats should only be tracked on official servers or maps with rules.(well, the stats are just for "fun", but still....)

Played Zombie Mod on TF2 last night. It's good and has lots of potential, but needs tweaking to make it fairer to the one or two zombies (aka a reduced speed, melee-only scout and a sandvich and melee only heavy) when they first start off.

My goodness six hours Aksumka? um wow.

At 9/26/08 02:47 AM, Aksumka wrote: I'm shocked I didn't die...

An epic session. I hate using that word, but I have to. Six and a half fucking hours. Non stop. No pissing, no getting up, just six and a half hours of pure TF2...

I live to tell the tale.

wait i don't understand, you spent 6 hours without dying, or you spent 6 hours playing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPkujG5Cm eU&eurl=http://www.ubercharged.net/
How to make a sandvich..obviosuly, the guy in the vid is german (the medic made the sandvich for the heavy so that he can heal other people too) so don't expect to understand what he sais....there are also heavy quotes and Tf2 music in the background

At 9/27/08 04:20 AM, HeavyTank wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPkujG5Cm eU&eurl=http://www.ubercharged.net/
How to make a sandvich..obviosuly, the guy in the vid is german (the medic made the sandvich for the heavy so that he can heal other people too) so don't expect to understand what he sais....there are also heavy quotes and Tf2 music in the background

says*

somebody interested in playing? steam name is jerune.

have been playing pretty intensively the past few days, pretty much playing scout constantly (pretty much only cp_orange maps) with some switching to medic and pyro, dealing with the situation etc.

At 9/26/08 08:38 PM, Dookiemaister wrote: wait i don't understand, you spent 6 hours without dying, or you spent 6 hours playing?

Don't be stupid... Six hours playing.

Seems less impressive now eh?

l really don't know why l kept on playing..on a server with bots only!
I created a server and then l put a load of bots in it, and l started having damage tests (how many flares do you need to take down a pyro?or: how many axtinguisher hits can a heavy take before dying?etc.) and then....well let's just say l had 90 minutes of play (the max server time allowed) and l had fun with EVERY SINGLE WEAPON IN THE GAME.
I played on a pyro ach. map (just because the enemy spawn is not off-limits), and, l can say, backstabbing 11 people in a row is kewl.
And backbutrning them is even kewler (not to mention stickying them, sentry spawning them or KGB-ing them)
At the end of the map time, l had like 1600 kills...
Obviously the stats didn't count (and this is a good thing) but l had a lot of fun..
And then l continued playing ike that, but l typed the "bot_mimic 1" command, so it was even better...l still can't fingure out how to make bots act in a normal way though :P