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[NorthDakota]

OMG guys,

I was robbing a bank and when I ran out the police stood there and I noticed I was surrounded. So I emptied my clip in two cops and ran back inside.
Then I logged in on my Newgrounds account, posted in a few threads and now I'm asking you what I should do!

I'm outta ammo, I'm pretty much surrounded, I killed two cops and raped the cashier, so I won't just surrender. The person who helps me out first gets 2 million dollars.

[Tsuchinoko]

Take as many of those bastards as you can with you.

[PulpChaos]

Grab cocks and do barrel rolls.

[Sh0T-D0wN]

At 1/13/08 01:04 PM, Apocalypse wrote: ...I killed two cops and raped the cashier, so I won't just surrender.

Cashier = human shield.

In before an hero.

[steph2568]

fight the cops until you're out of energy!

[flashplayer5]

At 1/13/08 01:04 PM, Apocalypse wrote: OMG guys,

OMG bad start guys!

I was robbing a bank and when I ran out the police stood there and I noticed I was surrounded. So I emptied my clip in two cops and ran back inside.

Story loses all credibility...here.

Then I logged in on my Newgrounds account, posted in a few threads and now I'm asking you what I should do!

Possibly the only true part

I'm outta ammo, I'm pretty much surrounded, I killed two cops and raped the cashier, so I won't just surrender. The person who helps me out first gets 2 million dollars.

I doubt your story, and dispute the fact that you HAVE 2 million.
:wtf you mean it was a joke???!!!?!?! OH SHI-

[NorthDakota]

At 1/13/08 01:06 PM, steph2568 wrote: fight the cops until you're out of energy!

With my fists? Maybe I forgot to mention it, but I'm in a wheelchair and if I go outside I'll die for sure.

Also: grammerfault in the first post. I meant 'ripped' not 'raped'. So I pretty much ripped apart the cashier. I can't use her as a human shield.

[Cericon]

At 1/13/08 01:06 PM, steph2568 wrote: fight the cops until you're out of energy!

Bullets > Fist

I think you should just kill a whole lot of hostages.

[ParisHiltonHater22]

At 1/13/08 01:04 PM, Apocalypse wrote:

I'm outta ammo, I'm pretty much surrounded, I killed two cops and raped the cashier

Rape the cops, duh.

[crazerfish50]

Take the cowards way out.

hire Al Sharpone!

[WarlockMonkey12]

ya why fists

[aquaticmole]

Tell the cops it was an accident.

[Alastor]

I'm banning people who make threads like this.