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Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 04:00:00 Reply

In the sub-division I live in there is a giant crab outside... it scares me. How should I kill it or get it away?

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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 04:00:35 Reply

Attack the weak point for massive damage...


For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.

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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 04:00:54 Reply

Rape it.


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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 04:01:04 Reply

At 1/13/08 04:00 AM, sandmanator wrote: In the sub-division I live in there is a giant crab outside... it scares me. How should I kill it or get it away?

Have sex with it.

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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 04:01:50 Reply

Catch it then steam it!

Then, eat it.

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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 04:02:55 Reply

GO MEDIEVAL ON HIS ASS!!


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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 04:02:57 Reply

Team up with the Hulk and take it's ass down.


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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 04:03:12 Reply

At 1/13/08 04:01 AM, UfaKefe wrote: Catch it then steam it!

Then, eat it.

No, sodomize it, and cut it into peices like the MMO kid did in that other thread,


just roll with it nerd

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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 04:06:31 Reply

Catch it then steam it!

Then, eat it.

dont forget to add chives to accentuate the taste so all ur guest can enjoy this rare delicassee!


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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 04:08:29 Reply

pics of the big bastard

Giant Crab in my street...

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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 04:12:30 Reply

Fox, do a barrel roll!


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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 04:15:55 Reply

At 1/13/08 04:08 AM, sandmanator wrote: pics of the big bastard

It doesn't look like it has any fight left in him, just bash its head in.

What kind of crab is that?

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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 04:16:43 Reply

Lol

Stolen picture.


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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 04:18:02 Reply

Fox, do a barrel roll!

watch out man
i was banned for that once!


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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 04:20:58 Reply

At 1/13/08 04:08 AM, sandmanator wrote: pics of the big bastard

it looks dead. Tell it to pose for the camera


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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 04:22:39 Reply

Is it a coconut crab?


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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 04:22:58 Reply

get one of THESE BMF's!

Giant Crab in my street...


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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 04:39:46 Reply

At 1/13/08 04:00 AM, sandmanator wrote: How should I kill it or get it away?

With a battleaxe

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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 04:41:34 Reply

At 1/13/08 04:16 AM, Chemic120 wrote: Lol

Stolen picture.

that pretty much ends this topic. this thread is now discussing how we like to eat crabs. and go.


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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 04:41:37 Reply

I dare you to put your penis near its claws.

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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 04:42:02 Reply

At 1/13/08 04:00 AM, sandmanator wrote:
How should I kill it or get it away?

With water and melted butter.


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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 05:30:01 Reply

Okay, Okay, Okay... I'll say it...

"Snake... It's not a cave demon, it's a Kenyan Mangrove Crab"


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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 05:32:30 Reply

At 1/13/08 04:00 AM, Yamor wrote: Attack the weak point for massive damage...

Attack the wea....

Damn it.

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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 05:34:54 Reply

At 1/13/08 04:00 AM, Yamor wrote: Attack the weak point for massive damage...

SHI-

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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 05:36:23 Reply

Equip your +5 Ring of Nerdiness and your -10 Armour of Awesome, and your good to go.


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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 06:15:16 Reply

okay here is what you do
1 train up your pikachu until it learns thunder bolt
2 use thunderbolt on the crab
3 buy a dreamcast
4 smash the dreamcast over your head after realising you bought one
5 repeat until the crab is no more or if more arise


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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 07:15:14 Reply

throw some (lit) matches out the window at it


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Response to Giant Crab in my street... 2008-01-13 07:17:05 Reply

Wait for your mana to regenerate then cast an Arcane fire spell.


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