The smartest telling that you know.

[thecoreman]

Rules :
- No cock jokes!
- No spams!
- Nothing offensive (racist)
- Only up to 3 telling per post.
- Don't hurt other people.
- Most importent : NO BUMPING OF ANY KIND!
How is should look :
The smartest telling that i know is :
In order to be smart, all you need is to focus your mind on all the stupid things you can tell, and don't tell them.

Or if you are doing more then one :
The smartest telling that i know are :
- A lampshade is bigger then a watermelon, but you can't use a doorknob as a toaster! (adam sandler, not me)
- The true happines in life can be found in small unnoticed actions of careness and love.

Good luck!

[Loki]

Bump

[Ragnarokia]

Albert Einstein
"Imagination is more important than knowlage"

[thecoreman]

At 1/11/08 06:14 AM, FBIpolux wrote: Bump

You fucking asshole.

I said no bumps!!!!

[Satanessa]

Bumpspicbuttholesihateyoubai

[satanbrain]

the universe rapet himslef over and over and over... intifite times

what we do will reback, we allready done it! i allready write this things
and...

what we do is pretty useless.... cause the universe will shrink and back to the the Big Bang and the

universe get bigger and bigger untill its to big and *puff*(too big)

shrinking and back to the the Big Bang

[thecoreman]

At 1/11/08 06:15 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: Albert Einstein
"Imagination is more important than knowlage"

I never heard of this one Ragnorokia, keep em coming!

Try to use the "italic" HTML if you don't mind.

[Satanessa]

Oh yeah, penis...
bump

[Ragnarokia]

At 1/11/08 06:17 AM, thecoreman wrote:

At 1/11/08 06:15 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: Albert Einstein
"Imagination is more important than knowlage"

I never heard of this one Ragnorokia, keep em coming!

Try to use the "italic" HTML if you don't mind.

I have it on a poster I got from going to Bangor University on an open day, I don't really have any more that I can think of that are smart at the moment.

[satanbrain]

At 1/11/08 06:17 AM, thecoreman wrote:

At 1/11/08 06:15 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: Albert Einstein
"Imagination is more important than knowlage"

I never heard of this one Ragnorokia, keep em coming!

lmao
never? jerk

[thecoreman]

blacklisted :
- FBIpolux
- Satanessa

Blacklisted = Bumpers. Must be ignored.

[Satanessa]

Blacklisted? =o
Are you gonna cut off my nipples?

[Lord-Zed]

COCK JOKE

bump

[Lord-Zed]

At 1/11/08 06:28 AM, Aci6 wrote:

At 1/11/08 06:22 AM, thecoreman wrote: blacklisted :
- FBIpolux
- Satanessa

Blacklisted = Bumpers. Must be ignored.

Because being of your level and post count you equal so much respect from users and generate power and control.

Is that a smart thing you just said?

He might have to blacklist you.

[Ptcfast]

This too shall pass

[TheJamoke]

At 1/11/08 06:13 AM, thecoreman wrote: Rules :
- No cock jokes!

two cocks walk into a bar...

- No spams!

oops...

- Nothing offensive (racist)

porch monkey

- Only up to 3 sayings per post.

fixed

- Don't hurt other people.

I killed 4 ginger babies for this post

- Most importent : NO BUMPING OF ANY KIND!

trust me, non-issue

How is should look :

nice try, you fascist thread nazi

Or if you are doing more then one :

cock joke

Good luck!

you too

[major-shake]

What is a telling?

[Sekhem]

At 1/11/08 06:17 AM, satanbrain wrote: shit

I seriously lost braincells reading this.

[Lord-Zed]

Hey man, why aren't I blacklisted?

I wanna be one of the cool kids with FBIpolux and Satanessa, dammit.

COCKJOKE BUMP BABY KILLER.

ore somtehing./

[AndrewRoss]

Smartest thing I know is;

God and Religion as a whole is just a famine, an illusionary belief.

[Ragnarokia]

At 1/11/08 07:01 AM, AndrewRoss wrote: Smartest thing I know is;

God and Religion as a whole is just a famine, an illusionary belief.

Catually religion is a culture and a way of life.

[Azutom]

That's a mighty fine penis you have there, TC.

[Satanessa]

Just give er another lil' bump. You'll get there =p

[Jumpah]

Smartes tellings i know:
A bird in a bush doesn't...ehh..poop on your head.
No slash and bash make Jack a... dull boy.
Two words for you: sharp,pointy...teeth.
Shhh!listen...can you smell that?thats how cows look like!

(all tellings(with a few changes) copyright to i-ninja's sensei)

[Shmossy]

At 1/11/08 06:32 AM, Lord-Zed wrote:

At 1/11/08 06:28 AM, Aci6 wrote:

At 1/11/08 06:22 AM, thecoreman wrote: blacklisted :
- FBIpolux
- Satanessa

Blacklisted = Bumpers. Must be ignored.

Because being of your level and post count you equal so much respect from users and generate power and control.

Is that a smart thing you just said?

He might have to blacklist you.

LMAO.
Almost every thread I come into these days there's a smart comment or two.
We need an award system, where users can give awards to their fave people of the day or week.

[Soylent-Blue]

Concerning great things one should either be silent or one should speak loftily: loftily--that is to say, cynically and innocently.

-Friedrich Nietzsche

[Ragnarokia]

...fine I will say it though I hate to.
"What you sow so shall you reap"
hate the sound of it.
Equivalent Exchange is much better.

[Subbyzero]

No cock jokes!
- No spams!
- Nothing offensive (racist)
- Only up to 3 telling per post.
- Don't hurt other people.
- Most importent : NO BUMPING OF ANY KIND!

Why did the cock cross the road?
COCKCHOKE!

SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM!!!!

FUCKING NIGGS!! (I don't mean it!!)

I'll get to this one later...

*kicks you in the nuts*

And most importantly,
BUMP!

Boy, i'm sure going to get banned...

[Loki]

Hours later I read this and laugh.

Bump.

[MGS-Revolver]

You can only be smart, if you understand how smart your brain is.