I was on Jeremy Kyle

[Earfetish]

pow

maybe I should have done this at a more England-friendly time

[simon]

At 1/10/08 07:32 PM, Earfetish wrote: pow

maybe I should have done this at a more England-friendly time

video link please.

[Earfetish]

lol oops

[WilliWowza]

Did Jeremy get angry and shout at the guests?

[SardonicSamurai]

At 1/10/08 07:34 PM, Earfetish wrote: lol oops

Large crowd I see.

How long did you have to search to find yourself?

[Human-soup]

jeremy kyle is my hero
*^_^*

[BananaBreadMuffin]

What people were getting torn apart today?

[KJDunwoody]

Your quite famous now.
Why didn't you insult the guests with jeremy?

[Earfetish]

http://www.itv.com/Watchnow/CatchUp/defa ult.html

'don't let our baby's death destroy us' - the first one

you've got to use IE

and if it still doesn't work then do a diagnostic

this is the tragic baby death couple, but if you carry on watching you'll also see the other story we watched (the last story we didn't alas)

[Jon]

Well done, I guess. What was on todays show?

Also, this guy went to my schools 'rival' school.

[Earfetish]

At 1/10/08 07:35 PM, SardonicSamurai wrote: How long did you have to search to find yourself?

I was wearing an orange shirt and was with a bunch of my friends; it wasn't hard

two of my friends got the whole screen to themselves and you can see me in the background

[Jon]

At 1/10/08 07:38 PM, Earfetish wrote:

At 1/10/08 07:35 PM, SardonicSamurai wrote: How long did you have to search to find yourself?

I was wearing an orange shirt and was with a bunch of my friends; it wasn't hard

two of my friends got the whole screen to themselves and you can see me in the background

DUDE! YOUR SHOULDER TOTALLY WAS ON TV

[Earfetish]

summarised in one line:

"it is your fault, 'mother' your 'cannabis smoking' is the reason she is out fucking coke dealers"

[Burnzoid]

"You've got to sort your life out mate."

- Jeremy Kyle "Tatters to Talk Shows"

[Earfetish]

you can see me over everyone's shoulder right at the back

[Duffi]

How/why did you come in to the show?

[Earfetish]

At 1/11/08 05:50 AM, Duffi wrote: How/why did you come in to the show?

because talk-shows are awesome and Jeremy Kyle is awesome

also a friend got tickets

you just have to phone up ITV and book them in advance and you get like 15 seats

[ouchichi]

A dinner lady at my school went on Jeremy Kyle, something about her daughter sleeping with her boyfriend.

[Lord-Zed]

It would be good if your parents were on it, with the title

"We're worried our son is writing disturbed sexual stories"

Just cause.

[Earfetish]

At 1/11/08 06:22 AM, Lord-Zed wrote: "We're worried our son is writing disturbed sexual stories"

My parents aren't that concerned. I tried to keep it from them, though.

My auntie came across them recently and was very upset and apparently booked me a psychiatrist

[Sekhem]

What the hell is this? A UK version of Jerry Springer or something?

[Human-soup]

At 1/11/08 05:53 AM, Aci6 wrote:

At 1/10/08 07:35 PM, Human-soup wrote: jeremy kyle is my hero
*^_^*

Who is Jeremy Kyle?

very straight to the point brit talk show host
deals mostly with chavs(englands scum)
tells it how it is
lotta respect
=D

[Lord-Zed]

At 1/11/08 06:40 AM, Earfetish wrote: My auntie came across them recently and was very upset and apparently booked me a psychiatrist

Heheheh, did she have bad words to say?

[Duffi]

At 1/11/08 05:52 AM, Earfetish wrote: you just have to phone up ITV and book them in advance and you get like 15 seats

Ah I see. Got no idea who the fuck Jeremy Kyle is. Because, uh, the show is amercian 'n' all.

At 1/11/08 06:40 AM, Earfetish wrote: My auntie came across them recently and was very upset and apparently booked me a psychiatrist

Your aunt has a subscription on Bizarre magazine?

[Earfetish]

At 1/11/08 08:07 AM, Duffi wrote:

At 1/11/08 05:52 AM, Earfetish wrote: you just have to phone up ITV and book them in advance and you get like 15 seats

Ah I see. Got no idea who the fuck Jeremy Kyle is. Because, uh, the show is amercian 'n' all.

*English

At 1/11/08 06:40 AM, Earfetish wrote: My auntie came across them recently and was very upset and apparently booked me a psychiatrist

Your aunt has a subscription on Bizarre magazine?

Nah, I added my cousin on Facebook and she found my website or something and showed my auntie, anyway it happened after adding my cousin her daughter on Facebook

[Duffi]

At 1/11/08 08:24 AM, Earfetish wrote: *English

Sorry bud. Just seems like every damn talkshow is american now'adays.

At 1/11/08 06:40 AM, Earfetish wrote:

anyway it happened after adding my cousin her daughter on Facebook

Ah, I see. Perhaps you can make up to your aunt by writing her a novel? Like uh, how you love her wrinkled skin and want to wear it.

[weirdoo]

why can't you get a full picture of yourself? :P

Haha, cool. I'd have rather have gone to see the Richard Bey show when it was still on, due to my fondness for messiness, but Jeremy Kyle is entertaining.

Also, as someone's already noted, I can imagine a "sexual stories" scenario. Now what would Jeremy say...?

[Duffi]

At 1/11/08 08:28 AM, weirdoo wrote: why can't you get a full picture of yourself? :P

If you think it relates to him being insecure about his looks, let me just mention a thread where 'PICTURE OF EARFETISHES DICK' was written all over it.

[Clown-aRound]

I only seen that show a few times. Didn't really care much for it.

Congrats on getting on the show anyways.