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cocks in class 2008-01-10 14:30:19 Reply

some dude was told his flies were undone. This guy's really shy, just joined the school, so he doesnt have that many friends or anything. As he hurriedly reaches for his trousers, his penis flopped out! It was rather humorous to those of us that saw it, but i was kind enough not to tell anyone. Unluckily for him, all the class chavs also witnessed the incident.

Discuss.


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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 14:31:35 Reply

What's a fucking chav? I would've been like OOPS and flaunted it.


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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 14:32:01 Reply

I like the way the "discuss" makes it look like an exam question or something.

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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 14:32:40 Reply

At 1/10/08 02:30 PM, SCUD14 wrote:
Discuss.

Did his face turn red? Also, what kind of penis did he have?


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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 14:33:23 Reply

I guess wearing underwear is overrated these days?


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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 14:33:30 Reply

Wow id hate to be that kid... let me know when he commits suicide


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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 14:34:22 Reply

At 1/10/08 02:31 PM, FuckDemon wrote: What's a fucking chav?

Does anyone else smell an american?


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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 14:35:32 Reply

At 1/10/08 02:32 PM, Mr-Destruction wrote: Did his face turn red? Also, what kind of penis did he have?

very red. At the time, only a few people had seen, so he sat down laughing nervously. His penis had a big vein, but was flaccid so you couldnt really determine size.

At 1/10/08 02:31 PM, FuckDemon wrote: What's a fucking chav? I would've been like OOPS and flaunted it.

A chav is an english word. like a gangster/wigger lite.


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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 14:35:36 Reply

I bet he was uncircumsized...

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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 14:36:05 Reply

At 1/10/08 02:34 PM, flashplayer5 wrote:
At 1/10/08 02:31 PM, FuckDemon wrote: What's a fucking chav?
Does anyone else smell an american?

Yes I am, now get on with the answer!


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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 14:36:19 Reply

When I was a freshmen in high school a long time ago there was this guy that got suspended because he was jacking off during CAD class, hence he achieved the name Sticky Steve.

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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 14:36:35 Reply

At 1/10/08 02:31 PM, FuckDemon wrote: What's a fucking chav?

British term for wigger, A person (read, sack of meat, Not specifically a human) who believe themselves to be "fuckin' hard as" as it were, They can be indentified by wearing tracksuits, having a cap tilted up so high it should fall off, and shit music coming from their mums walkman phone.

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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 14:37:53 Reply

It seems that going commando (no underwear) is in fashion today?

happaned to me once. closed my zip so fast i made my cock bleed.
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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 14:39:00 Reply

At 1/10/08 02:37 PM, thecoreman wrote: It seems that going commando (no underwear) is in fashion today?

happaned to me once. closed my zip so fast i made my cock bleed.

Cock bleed


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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 14:40:36 Reply

At 1/10/08 02:36 PM, temasongu wrote: When I was a freshmen in high school a long time ago there was this guy that got suspended because he was jacking off during CAD class, hence he achieved the name Sticky Steve.

The same thing happened when I was in middle school (geez must have been almost a decade now) except it was some skinny black kid in math class.

The teacher's name was Ms. Ford, and she drove a Ford Explorer.


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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 14:41:25 Reply

At 1/10/08 02:33 PM, BlueHippo wrote: I guess wearing underwear is overrated these days?

^^ Sounds that way... or maybe his undies were too big?

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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 14:49:16 Reply

At 1/10/08 02:41 PM, AngelOfDeth wrote:
At 1/10/08 02:33 PM, BlueHippo wrote: I guess wearing underwear is overrated these days?
^^ Sounds that way... or maybe his undies were too big?

presumably there was a pee slit on the front of his boxers tthat his cock went through. its happened to me before. Except my trousers were zipped. And i was at home.


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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 14:54:45 Reply

My friend purposly pulled out his cock and slapped it on the desk where a gay kid was sitting and asked if he wanted a piece. I love all boy schools.


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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 15:00:02 Reply

At 1/10/08 02:54 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: My friend purposly pulled out his cock and slapped it on the desk where a gay kid was sitting and asked if he wanted a piece. I love all boy schools.

Sounds like you and your friend enjoyed that in an all boy's school.. a little too much, eh?

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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 15:13:03 Reply

At 1/10/08 03:00 PM, AngelOfDeth wrote:
At 1/10/08 02:54 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: My friend purposly pulled out his cock and slapped it on the desk where a gay kid was sitting and asked if he wanted a piece. I love all boy schools.
Sounds like you and your friend enjoyed that in an all boy's school.. a little too much, eh?

the last scentence especially supported that =P


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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 15:17:53 Reply

Happned to me years back in P.E, those dam shorts cant contain anything :P.
People must have seen it as the changin room was crowded and everyone was in close contact but meh.


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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 15:21:29 Reply

At 1/10/08 02:33 PM, BlueHippo wrote: I guess wearing underwear is overrated these days?

Yeah Boxers are more confortable


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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 15:25:57 Reply

At 1/10/08 02:30 PM, SCUD14 wrote: some dude was told his flies were undone.

He had more than one fly?

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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 15:27:12 Reply

At 1/10/08 02:30 PM, SCUD14 wrote: As he hurriedly reaches for his trousers, his penis flopped out!

You should have grabbed it.

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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 15:28:00 Reply

That's inappropriate.
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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 15:42:16 Reply

At 1/10/08 03:28 PM, UfaKefe wrote: That's inappropriate.
D:

it wasnt his fault!


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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 15:42:57 Reply

At 1/10/08 02:34 PM, flashplayer5 wrote:
At 1/10/08 02:31 PM, FuckDemon wrote: What's a fucking chav?
Does anyone else smell an american?

Chavs are in britain...

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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 16:03:42 Reply

At 1/10/08 02:33 PM, nazmdeh wrote: Did he have a big cock? If so PM me his phone number please...

Queer


Bleh, what am I still doing here?

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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 16:05:04 Reply

At 1/10/08 02:33 PM, BlueHippo wrote: I guess wearing underwear is overrated these days?

COOOOMMAAAANDOOOO


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Response to cocks in class 2008-01-10 16:26:23 Reply

At 1/10/08 03:21 PM, DrClay wrote:
At 1/10/08 02:33 PM, BlueHippo wrote: I guess wearing underwear is overrated these days?
Yeah Boxers are more confortable

Fuck that.

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