How to cheat?

[Argoneus]

in school during exams? :P

[Aeonstars]

Nintendo DS Pictochat! I aced a french test because my friend was sending me the answers!

[Lucy]

Wear a skirt and write the answers on the top part of your leg.

[Little-Rena]

Don't cheat, just wing it.

[Little-Rena]

At 1/10/08 02:03 PM, Lucy wrote: Wear a skirt and write the answers on the top part of your leg.

Yeah, that wouldn't luck suspicious if you where a guy doing it, lolol.

[Prinzy2]

Put a slide show on your ipod?

[PantyWipe]

When I was in school I would just have my friends help me out with shit I didnt understand. We used to be able to signal shit to each other without the teacher knowing, like with blinks and shit.

(This was before everyone had cell phones and shit)

So yea, do txt messages.

[BlueHippo]

put your answers upside down on a shirt

your teacher totally won't notice at all. ;P

[Lucy]

At 1/10/08 02:04 PM, Little-Rena wrote:

At 1/10/08 02:03 PM, Lucy wrote: Wear a skirt and write the answers on the top part of your leg.

Yeah, that wouldn't luck suspicious if you where a guy doing it, lolol.

A kilt would do the trick.
But in seriousness, theres no point in cheating.

[PantyWipe]

At 1/10/08 02:05 PM, Lucy wrote:

At 1/10/08 02:04 PM, Little-Rena wrote:

At 1/10/08 02:03 PM, Lucy wrote: Wear a skirt and write the answers on the top part of your leg.

Yeah, that wouldn't luck suspicious if you where a guy doing it, lolol.

A kilt would do the trick.
But in seriousness, theres no point in cheating.

Sure there is, if you dont like to learn.

[proflashsional]

At 1/10/08 01:59 PM, Argoneus wrote: in school during exams? :P

ask your teacher if you can listen to your ipod/mp3 player during the test.
record the info the test is on and listen to it
make up some bullshit like, "i can consentrate better when i listen to music"
thats what we did

[proflashsional]

At 1/10/08 02:10 PM, Ejit wrote: Do you people talking about phones and mp3 players really not know shit about exam regulations nowadays?

my teacher lets me listen to them

[JewelCrafter]

At 1/10/08 02:09 PM, proflashsional wrote:

At 1/10/08 01:59 PM, Argoneus wrote: in school during exams? :P

ask your teacher if you can listen to your ipod/mp3 player during the test.
record the info the test is on and listen to it
make up some bullshit like, "i can consentrate better when i listen to music"
thats what we did

yeah right! Try saying THAT to my geography teacher! And you'll have two F's in no time!

[Panzer-Wolf]

Develop some type of code only your friends know.

Ex: Tap your legs 3 times for the answer ect.

[kaiser-d]

rub some pepper on your nose, and write all the answers on a hankerchief. Your nose will get all red and look like your sick. blow your nose once or twice with the hankerchief for show, and fake wiping when you need to look at it. The teacher is not going to want to touch something that has your disease infested snot all over it, so they won't take it away from you.

Alternate plan: sit down and do the test. If you do horrible, fold it up and put it in your pocket instead of handing it in. Toward the end of the quarter the teacher will realize that they don't have a grade for you, and give you a chance to retake the test. After seeing that you were not absent that day, they will assume that they lost your test, so they have to give you another chance. By this time, everyone else will have gotten them back, so you can get the answers easily. Note that this does not work if you are in college, and never use this trick on the same teacher more than once. They will catch on quickly.

[CapnRyan]

If they are set exams you can always get the answers off the internet somewhere.

[proflashsional]

go old fashion... write it on your hand/arm
where a hoddie and write it on your arm, then scratch your arm to look at answers

[FuckDemon]

At 1/10/08 02:00 PM, Aeonstars wrote: Nintendo DS Pictochat! I aced a french test because my friend was sending me the answers!

that's awesome, I have a new yet small respect for the DS now.

[thecoreman]

Just fucking learn, lazy ***)*#@$%(!&#$(. And if you don't want to, do this :
A. go the day before the XM to the nearest bathroom in your school.
B. stick a note with all the answers under the sink (like escape games)
C. Ask to go out if you get stuck (try to learn you &^%*^&%*&)
D. Take the note, hide it in your privat area.
E. Flap and take the answers out.
F. Stop flapping.

Good luck.

[thecoreman]

Oh and BTW FuckDemon you suck donkey balls.

[FuckDemon]

At 1/10/08 02:25 PM, thecoreman wrote: Oh and BTW FuckDemon you suck donkey balls.

You only know that cause you tape me doing it!

[JewelCrafter]

Oh God...Just write it on a paper! Nothing hard with that! Flip it out when the teacher ain't looking you lollerskate! You don't need to go all I AM AN AGENT style...

[Syth]

Invisible Ink and a UV light

I shit you not

[proflashsional]

At 1/10/08 02:23 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 1/10/08 02:11 PM, proflashsional wrote:

At 1/10/08 02:10 PM, Ejit wrote: Do you people talking about phones and mp3 players really not know shit about exam regulations nowadays?

my teacher lets me listen to them

She's a dick then.

actually that makes her cool

[AngelOfDeth]

At 1/10/08 02:07 PM, PantyWipe wrote:

At 1/10/08 02:05 PM, Lucy wrote:

At 1/10/08 02:04 PM, Little-Rena wrote:

At 1/10/08 02:03 PM, Lucy wrote: Wear a skirt and write the answers on the top part of your leg.

Yeah, that wouldn't luck suspicious if you where a guy doing it, lolol.

A kilt would do the trick.
But in seriousness, theres no point in cheating.

Sure there is, if you dont like to learn.

Yes, just wait until you get thrown out for doing stupid shit like that.. instead of making the slightest bit of effort to know "some" of the material.

[TheSarcasmMachine]

At 1/10/08 02:11 PM, proflashsional wrote:

At 1/10/08 02:10 PM, Ejit wrote: Do you people talking about phones and mp3 players really not know shit about exam regulations nowadays?

my teacher lets me listen to them

if its an ipod with a screen use the notes feature, makes it piss easy, and easier than recording your voice.

At 1/10/08 02:18 PM, kaiser-d wrote: Alternate plan: sit down and do the test. If you do horrible, fold it up and put it in your pocket instead of handing it in. Toward the end of the quarter the teacher will realize that they don't have a grade for you, and give you a chance to retake the test. After seeing that you were not absent that day, they will assume that they lost your test, so they have to give you another chance. By this time, everyone else will have gotten them back, so you can get the answers easily. Note that this does not work if you are in college, and never use this trick on the same teacher more than once. They will catch on quickly.

this is a good one, but find someone who's already tried this, or missed a test and see if they got the same exam, because some teachers change the test people do for retakes. Or find someone in a different class at the same level, they might repeat the test

notes in pencil case...old classic and it works if you're really stuck but get if you get found out, you're dead.
if you just need formulae, write it on a pencil :)

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[HeavenDuff]

At 1/10/08 01:59 PM, Argoneus wrote: in school during exams? :P

I thought you were gonna write something like
"How to cheat on my girlfriend?"

I could have helped you with that, but cheating in school is bad !!!
>:(

[B-McGee]

This is only good if you are allowed to bring drinks into the test

Coke bottle Cheat