Flirt

[Elaizaforever]

What is your best picup line :D.

I've never consciously chatted someone up, but a classic I've used in the past is, "I have Madonna songs on my iPod."

Define classic.

[Sekhmet]

At 1/10/08 12:17 PM, Scarab-Stalk33r wrote: I've never consciously chatted someone up, but a classic I've used in the past is, "I have Madonna songs on my iPod."

Define classic.

Wow, that is a good one.

[LOLZILLA]

Here's an ace one:

Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blowjob? No? Well let's go out for lunch sometime.

Also, here is agood way to show your love for someone:

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

[Mista-Manuva-San]

Good day to you, may I make love to you?

Then I grab her cock!

[STEM]

I just made this one up.

Is that a dick in your pants? Oh, that's mine LOL!

[Aprime]

Will smiths one was

Bing Bang Boozy Me N u In A Chacoozi

quite random lol :S

[Elaizaforever]

At 1/10/08 12:27 PM, Mista-Manuva-San wrote: Good day to you, may I make love to you?

Then I grab her cock!

Her cock ? :D

[tatsumaru7]

At 1/10/08 12:27 PM, Mista-Manuva-San wrote: Good day to you, may I make love to you?

Then I grab her cock!

hahahahaha instant classic

[Elaizaforever]

At 1/10/08 12:29 PM, tatsumaru7 wrote:

At 1/10/08 12:27 PM, Mista-Manuva-San wrote: Good day to you, may I make love to you?

Then I grab her cock!

hahahahaha instant classic

Agree

[Harry-Feltersnach]

I lost my phone number, can I put my dick in your ass?

[1337]

At 1/10/08 01:35 PM, Harry-Feltersnach wrote: I lost my phone number, can I put my dick in your ass?

Always does the trick..

[JewelCrafter]

If girls are so easily optainable with those Lollerskate'ish pick up lines...Then FUCKING ELL OH ELL!

[Lucy]

I use my eyes to flirt, no need for chat.

[flashplayer5]

At 1/10/08 12:15 PM, Elaizaforever wrote: What is your best picup line :D.

*while tying up my catch and throwing in back of car* "SHUT UP, BITCH!!! YOUR GONNA LIKE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!!!"

[thecoreman]

I just go to my "target" and say "hi, i'm *my name*. what's your name?"

OR

if i have my guitar, i just start play. thay melt ;-p

[McZero]

At 1/10/08 02:24 PM, ChaiLatte wrote:

My friend said you left! How are you back?

[FuckDemon]

If i flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

I lol'd when i heard it.

[Randy74]

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

works every time.

[Elaizaforever]

At 1/10/08 02:36 PM, Randy74 wrote: Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

works every time.

lol

[Lorkas]

At 1/11/08 09:53 AM, Elaizaforever wrote:

At 1/10/08 02:36 PM, Randy74 wrote: Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

works every time.

lol

Just saying "lol" is against the rules! Zerok will ban you!

[AnalPenguinFarming]

I bet you $50 you can't fit my whole dick in your mouth.

[AnalPenguinFarming]

Do you like clocks? Well then put two hands and a face on this!!!!!!

[Procrastination]

"im going to have sex with you later, do you know why?"
"because i'm stronger than you are."

[Cyberdevil]

Hello

( works everytime, really, the perfect base of conversation )

[TheSarcasmMachine]

chat up lines are really crap, what happened to telling their friend you think they're hot? works pretty well...

worked on me

[uyersuyer]

If I asked you if you wanted to fuck, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?

[Zerok]

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/search/top ic/pickup