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Mista-Manuva-San
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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 14:32:00 Reply

At 1/10/08 01:58 PM, kaiser-d wrote:
At 1/10/08 01:43 PM, Mista-Manuva-San wrote:

I'm sure you've been though soooo much more in 16 years than I have in 27. The fact is, you are some average nerd, cause if you weren't you wouldn't take so much offense to shit people say on the internet. Some day after your balls drop, you might realize that telling people that you are hot shit just makes you look lame. Claiming you are stronger than everyone else bears the burden of proof, which you have yet to provide. BTW, it's winter here too, and I still have shit in my life to attend to, like school, my career, and my girlfriend. The only reason there isn't shit to do there is because your life is boring. Don't bother pitying me little boy, you should save it for yourself. If you have so many friends, why don't you go do something instead of telling everyone else you're better than them because nobody wants to fuck you. I bet you've got crusty "inner strength" stains all over your filthy undies right now due to that. Go you. You're my idol.

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27 years old, and you're still at school? And the things in your life are shit, I agree, no one wants to be a dirty old man who makes comments on younger guys underwear...and I'd like to make it clear, I have no interest in sex, quite frankly it disgusts me. Now go back to your meaningless life, and stop harassing me.

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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 14:33:29 Reply

At 1/10/08 02:20 PM, Syth wrote:
...yeah...?

16 and engaged with someone like that?! Stop lying you! ='D


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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 14:34:02 Reply

At 1/10/08 09:16 AM, lnstinct wrote: she has a penis.

Well, isn't that intresting...

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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 14:35:14 Reply

My mother said, that I never should play with the naughty rude girls in the woods. Their giggling talk I could never understand...That's why I fell in love with my right HAND!

That's why....I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker........................

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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 14:35:36 Reply

I like my GF because she is fucking hot, pretty smart (just like me), and has no problem with sex/dirty jokes or talk.

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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 14:37:17 Reply

At 1/10/08 02:33 PM, Gagsy wrote:
At 1/10/08 02:20 PM, Syth wrote:
...yeah...?
16 and engaged with someone like that?! Stop lying you! ='D

Yeah! Gags' is saying the truth!

I just made this post so that I could call gagsy Gags', tee hee!
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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 14:40:05 Reply

Mista San and kaiser-d made me lol big time with their stupid shit.

Man these threads make me wish I had a girlfriend to show off.

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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 14:42:21 Reply

Because she's awesome.
To be honest, she's not that special, but she's special to me.
i love her because she's just her and she's awesome! And lets me warm my cold hands up on her warm back when i've lent her my jacket because my hands get cold and understands when i tell her i'm straight and like her :3


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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 14:49:26 Reply

At 1/10/08 02:32 PM, Mista-Manuva-San wrote:
At 1/10/08 01:58 PM, kaiser-d wrote:
At 1/10/08 01:43 PM, Mista-Manuva-San wrote:

27 years old, and you're still at school? And the things in your life are shit, I agree, no one wants to be a dirty old man who makes comments on younger guys underwear...and I'd like to make it clear, I have no interest in sex, quite frankly it disgusts me. Now go back to your meaningless life, and stop harassing me.

Wow, it took you an hour to think of that? your a sharp one. And yes, it's called grad school. And this is not harrassing you. If you keep responding, you keep getting responses. Harrassment would be spamming PMs or some other such douchebaggery. And is is quite clear that if you are not interested in sex, then your balls have indeed not dropped yet. Thank you for proving my point. :D


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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 14:49:56 Reply

At 1/10/08 02:37 PM, JewelCrafter wrote:
At 1/10/08 02:33 PM, Gagsy wrote:
At 1/10/08 02:20 PM, Syth wrote:
...yeah...?
16 and engaged with someone like that?! Stop lying you! ='D
Yeah! Gags' is saying the truth!

I just made this post so that I could call gagsy Gags', tee hee!

=] to hell its a real engaged thing lol but ive been with her for 2 years and i forgot her birthday last november :( so i got her a nice ring

arent i nice :)

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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 15:30:00 Reply

At 1/10/08 02:49 PM, kaiser-d wrote:
At 1/10/08 02:32 PM, Mista-Manuva-San wrote:
At 1/10/08 01:58 PM, kaiser-d wrote:
At 1/10/08 01:43 PM, Mista-Manuva-San wrote:

27 years old, and you're still at school? And the things in your life are shit, I agree, no one wants to be a dirty old man who makes comments on younger guys underwear...and I'd like to make it clear, I have no interest in sex, quite frankly it disgusts me. Now go back to your meaningless life, and stop harassing me.
Wow, it took you an hour to think of that? your a sharp one. And yes, it's called grad school. And this is not harrassing you. If you keep responding, you keep getting responses. Harrassment would be spamming PMs or some other such douchebaggery. And is is quite clear that if you are not interested in sex, then your balls have indeed not dropped yet. Thank you for proving my point. :D

Last reply to you, it did not take me an hour...I don't spend all my time on NG...and for the record, you're the one who responded. You can't be a fully grown man if you still make jokes about people's genitalia, I'm not a bitter person, so I don't hold grudges, so I for one am letting this go, i have better things to do.

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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 15:32:48 Reply

whats a Girlfriend?


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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 15:35:31 Reply

MUH GRLFRIEND MAKES ME FEEL TINGLY
And happens to actually be a boy. But I wear the pants around here, damnit.

I'd say why, but it will be obvious cliche stuff. Plus he cooks. I can't and refuse. I need someone to feed me when I'm too hungover to function.


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead
Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 15:38:31 Reply

At 1/10/08 03:30 PM, Mista-Manuva-San wrote:
At 1/10/08 02:49 PM, kaiser-d wrote:
At 1/10/08 02:32 PM, Mista-Manuva-San wrote:
At 1/10/08 01:58 PM, kaiser-d wrote:
At 1/10/08 01:43 PM, Mista-Manuva-San wrote:
Last reply to you, it did not take me an hour...I don't spend all my time on NG...and for the record, you're the one who responded. You can't be a fully grown man if you still make jokes about people's genitalia, I'm not a bitter person, so I don't hold grudges, so I for one am letting this go, i have better things to do.

Silly, the time stamp doesn't lie. And if you think a grown man can't make jokes about genitalia, then apparently you've never seen Monty Python, or Eddie Izzard.

Aren't you supposed to be British?

Tosser.

XD


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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 15:39:17 Reply

i love m gf because we sit in the living room high and slit our rists with plastic wrap every saturday


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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 15:40:09 Reply

I never, ever, had a girlfriend.


Disregard this post.

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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 15:40:26 Reply

cause she sucks my penis


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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 15:42:38 Reply

I love mine because she gives me toe curling, eye rolling into the back of my head blowjobs.

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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 15:42:49 Reply

At 1/10/08 09:16 AM, WilliWowza wrote: Obvious topic to make NGers feel bad.

lol yeah im not too bothered right now though


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