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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 11:37:04 Reply

As I've said before Love is bullshit, the only thing worth doing is making life difficult for scum like chavs and wasters.

I've been fucking screwed up...not kidding.....
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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 11:40:29 Reply

At 1/10/08 09:59 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: You know the sweet girls who you never thought existed? And the ones who laugh at the jokes that my wrecked mind comes out with? That's it. I also find er attractive, but it is her personality that makes it more than lust.

I like your answer.

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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 11:45:23 Reply

I love the way her pussy clamps down on my cock and spasms wildly when she cums.

yee haw....it's like a rodeo
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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 11:49:27 Reply

Because she has a tight cunt.

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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 11:50:08 Reply

At 1/10/08 09:21 AM, WilliWowza wrote:
At 1/10/08 09:17 AM, TacticalShoe wrote:
At 1/10/08 09:16 AM, WilliWowza wrote: Obvious topic to make NGers feel bad.
I'm already depressed.

But I am waiting for people to post what they view as "love" and silently laugh.
You mean when people lie and say they have a girlfriend?

The fact that you two can't handle the possibility that other NGers might actually have someone they love is quite pathetic.


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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 11:50:20 Reply

At 1/10/08 11:48 AM, Kagoe wrote: Lol, you guys are like sour grapes. You make your self believe that having a girlfriend would be a waste of time, but really your just lying to your selves. Saying having a best friend isen't worth it, well....shame on you! I like my BF because hes caring and listens, I wouldn't be happy without him.

Dependence on others is just a sign of weakness, no offence.

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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 12:42:33 Reply

At 1/10/08 11:50 AM, Mista-Manuva-San wrote:
At 1/10/08 11:48 AM, Kagoe wrote: Lol, you guys are like sour grapes. You make your self believe that having a girlfriend would be a waste of time, but really your just lying to your selves. Saying having a best friend isen't worth it, well....shame on you! I like my BF because hes caring and listens, I wouldn't be happy without him.
Dependence on others is just a sign of weakness, no offence.

Thinking you can do everything without any help is a sign of weakness. I look forward to laughing at your failures.


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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 12:47:56 Reply

Because she has 4,5 inch tongue. i'm not even joking though, it goes past her chin on full extension.


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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 12:59:26 Reply

At 1/10/08 09:58 AM, WilliWowza wrote:
At 1/10/08 09:57 AM, Gagsy wrote:
HOPE THIS DEPRESSES YOUS GUYS.
We'll see who's laughing when I immerse myself in some escapism through a combination of video games, alcohol and flash.

Lol genius.


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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 13:00:16 Reply

At 1/10/08 11:50 AM, Rideo wrote:
The fact that you two can't handle the possibility that other NGers might actually have someone they love is quite pathetic.

I bet you don't have a girlfriend.


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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 13:00:59 Reply

At 1/10/08 01:00 PM, WilliWowza wrote: I bet you don't have a girlfriend.

You're right, I don't have a girlfriend. Now what exactly is your point?


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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 13:03:12 Reply

At 1/10/08 01:00 PM, Rideo wrote:
At 1/10/08 01:00 PM, WilliWowza wrote: I bet you don't have a girlfriend.
You're right, I don't have a girlfriend. Now what exactly is your point?

Attacking other people with insults such as pathetic to boost your own self-esteem.

Was mah point


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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 13:05:41 Reply

At 1/10/08 01:03 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Attacking other people with insults such as pathetic to boost your own self-esteem.

You guys were the ones that made the attacks first actually, I called you pathetic for doing that.


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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 13:07:02 Reply

At 1/10/08 01:05 PM, Rideo wrote:
At 1/10/08 01:03 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Attacking other people with insults such as pathetic to boost your own self-esteem.
You guys were the ones that made the attacks first actually, I called you pathetic for doing that.

Well next time try to set turn on your irony alarm and set your sarcasmo-meter to subtle.


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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 13:08:00 Reply

i love my EX because she made me feel like the only person on the world apart from her.

1 year and 2 days since we broke up!

I've covered wars, yknow.

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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 13:11:40 Reply

At 1/10/08 01:07 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Well next time try to set turn on your irony alarm and set your sarcasmo-meter to subtle.

You didn't say this part but:
"But I am waiting for people to post what they view as "love" and silently laugh."

What is ironic or sarcastic about this statement in any way?


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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 13:15:57 Reply

At 1/10/08 01:11 PM, Rideo wrote:
You didn't say this part but:
"But I am waiting for people to post what they view as "love" and silently laugh."

What is ironic or sarcastic about this statement in any way?

i luv my gf cuz she gives me bjs and is so hot, dis is her \o/

Why do you love your gf?


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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 13:29:06 Reply

At 1/10/08 12:42 PM, kaiser-d wrote:
At 1/10/08 11:50 AM, Mista-Manuva-San wrote:
Dependence on others is just a sign of weakness, no offence.

Thinking you can do everything without any help is a sign of weakness. I look forward to laughing at your failures.

Actually doing everything on my own is a sign of inner strength. I'm already laughing at your inferiority.

Quit being so soft...
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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 13:30:21 Reply

Ebony and Ivory live in perfect Harmony.


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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 13:32:23 Reply

heres why i love MY gf:
Shes hot
loves games
loves ps3 <3
gives me lots of sex :)
has big boobs
is smart and fun to be around
rich
has the coolest mum and dad... kinda
and she loves me to

Yes newgrounds my girlfriend is awesome

May i ad shes actually my fiance ><

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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 13:34:38 Reply

At 1/10/08 01:32 PM, Syth wrote: heres why i love MY gf:
Shes hot
loves games
loves ps3 <3
gives me lots of sex :)
has big boobs
is smart and fun to be around
rich
has the coolest mum and dad... kinda
and she loves me to

Yes newgrounds my girlfriend is awesome

May i ad shes actually my fiance ><

We believe you! We really do! Seriously! No joke!

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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 13:35:43 Reply

At 1/10/08 01:29 PM, Mista-Manuva-San wrote:
At 1/10/08 12:42 PM, kaiser-d wrote:
At 1/10/08 11:50 AM, Mista-Manuva-San wrote:
Dependence on others is just a sign of weakness, no offence.

Thinking you can do everything without any help is a sign of weakness. I look forward to laughing at your failures.
Actually doing everything on my own is a sign of inner strength. I'm already laughing at your inferiority.

Quit being so soft...

It'll be funny to see you inner strength your way into a dead end job and unfullfilling life. The fact that you signed up 20 days ago and already have close to 200 posts is proof enough that you don't have anything particularly important going on in your life. Again, your failure amuses me.


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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 13:39:37 Reply

At 1/10/08 01:32 PM, Syth wrote:
Yes newgrounds my girlfriend is awesome

May i ad shes actually my fiance ><

Oh wow, thanks for the laugh! ='D


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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 13:42:57 Reply

At 1/10/08 01:35 PM, kaiser-d wrote:
At 1/10/08 01:29 PM, Mista-Manuva-San wrote:
At 1/10/08 12:42 PM, kaiser-d wrote:
At 1/10/08 11:50 AM, Mista-Manuva-San wrote:
Dependence on others is just a sign of weakness, no offence.

Thinking you can do everything without any help is a sign of weakness. I look forward to laughing at your failures.
Actually doing everything on my own is a sign of inner strength. I'm already laughing at your inferiority.

Quit being so soft...
It'll be funny to see you inner strength your way into a dead end job and unfullfilling life. The fact that you signed up 20 days ago and already have close to 200 posts is proof enough that you don't have anything particularly important going on in your life. Again, your failure amuses me.

Who are you to critisize him? You think you're better than him? Yeah right...You couldn't solo in your life. That means, you always need someone to help you. What do you do when you're writing a test?

Also, 9 posts a day isn't that much. And what is he supposed to do? Go mountain climbing? Find a wife and have childrien at that kind of age? There's nothing to do at this point. I bet your next insult will be "Atleast I have a girlfriend!". If you just have your girlfriend to show her off to random lollerskates...Day-um! But I hope you won't use that insult. I hope.

You just got another enemy, me. Also, try making something w/o anyones help. On your own. Good luck, faggot.

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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 13:43:35 Reply

At 1/10/08 01:35 PM, kaiser-d wrote:

Actually doing everything on my own is a sign of inner strength. I'm already laughing at your inferiority.

Quit being so soft...
It'll be funny to see you inner strength your way into a dead end job and unfullfilling life. The fact that you signed up 20 days ago and already have close to 200 posts is proof enough that you don't have anything particularly important going on in your life. Again, your failure amuses me.

Yeah, that's exactly where I'm going, rofl...care to explain how relationships have any connection to careers? apart from distracting you? You may think I'm just some average nerd, but you'd have topped yourself years ago if you'd been through what I have. I rarely spend more than an hour a day on Newgrounds buddy, I have plenty of friends who DON'T smoke, drink or take drugs, and it's winter over here, not much to do really is there? now why don't you go back to your miserable life and stop acting like such an arrogant tosser, because I'm pretty certain you don't have much going for you. I pity you.

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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 13:46:04 Reply

At 1/10/08 01:43 PM, Mista-Manuva-San wrote:
At 1/10/08 01:35 PM, kaiser-d wrote:

Actuablahblahwn is a sign of inner strength. I'm already laughing at your inferiority.

Quit being so soft...
It'll be funny to blahblahgo and already have close to 200 posts is proof enough that you don't have anything particularly important going on in your life. Again, yoblahbuses me.
Yeah, that's exactly where I'm going, rofl...care to explain how relationships have any connection to careers? apart from distracting you? You may think I'm just some average nerd, but you'd have topped yourself years ago if you'd been through what I have. I rarely spend more than an hour a day on Newgrounds buddy, I have plenty of friends who DON'T smoke, drink or take drugs, and it's winter over here, not much to do really is there? now why don't you go back to your miserable life and stop acting like such an arrogant tosser, because I'm pretty certain you don't have much going for you. I pity you.

Yeah, I pity that newb too. He's not even worth our time, I suppose. but still, I hope he still stays in this thread. Just for the fantastic lulz. And him trying to fight off 2 dudes with NO help.

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At 1/10/08 01:43 PM, Mista-Manuva-San wrote:
At 1/10/08 01:35 PM, kaiser-d wrote:

Actually doing everything on my own is a sign of inner strength. I'm already laughing at your inferiority.

Quit being so soft...
It'll be funny to see you inner strength your way into a dead end job and unfullfilling life. The fact that you signed up 20 days ago and already have close to 200 posts is proof enough that you don't have anything particularly important going on in your life. Again, your failure amuses me.
Yeah, that's exactly where I'm going, rofl...care to explain how relationships have any connection to careers? apart from distracting you? You may think I'm just some average nerd, but you'd have topped yourself years ago if you'd been through what I have. I rarely spend more than an hour a day on Newgrounds buddy, I have plenty of friends who DON'T smoke, drink or take drugs, and it's winter over here, not much to do really is there? now why don't you go back to your miserable life and stop acting like such an arrogant tosser, because I'm pretty certain you don't have much going for you. I pity you.

I'm sure you've been though soooo much more in 16 years than I have in 27. The fact is, you are some average nerd, cause if you weren't you wouldn't take so much offense to shit people say on the internet. Some day after your balls drop, you might realize that telling people that you are hot shit just makes you look lame. Claiming you are stronger than everyone else bears the burden of proof, which you have yet to provide. BTW, it's winter here too, and I still have shit in my life to attend to, like school, my career, and my girlfriend. The only reason there isn't shit to do there is because your life is boring. Don't bother pitying me little boy, you should save it for yourself. If you have so many friends, why don't you go do something instead of telling everyone else you're better than them because nobody wants to fuck you. I bet you've got crusty "inner strength" stains all over your filthy undies right now due to that. Go you. You're my idol.

XD


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At 1/10/08 01:39 PM, Gagsy wrote:
At 1/10/08 01:32 PM, Syth wrote:
Yes newgrounds my girlfriend is awesome

May i ad shes actually my fiance ><
Oh wow, thanks for the laugh! ='D

...yeah...?

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At 1/10/08 02:20 PM, Syth wrote:
At 1/10/08 01:39 PM, Gagsy wrote:
At 1/10/08 01:32 PM, Syth wrote:
Yes newgrounds my girlfriend is awesome

May i ad shes actually my fiance ><
Oh wow, thanks for the laugh! ='D
...yeah...?

oh lol! I actually lol'd irl! I mean seriously, you're acting like a 3-month-old-account person!

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Response to Why do you love your gf? 2008-01-10 14:26:30 Reply

ah lol :P

ah well its all true i dont really care if u believe me im just proud so im showing off :D