Why do you love your gf?

[JohnPaulII]

Tell me, if you have one at least.. heh ^^

[lnstinct]

she has a penis.

[WilliWowza]

Obvious topic to make NGers feel bad.

[JohnPaulII]

At 1/10/08 09:16 AM, lnstinct wrote: she has a penis.

o rly?!

[TacticalShoe]

At 1/10/08 09:16 AM, WilliWowza wrote: Obvious topic to make NGers feel bad.

I'm already depressed.

But I am waiting for people to post what they view as "love" and silently laugh.

[Azutom]

At 1/10/08 09:16 AM, WilliWowza wrote: Obvious topic to make NGers feel bad.

Why would it make NGers feel bad?
It's not like all NGers are social rejects. I think...

[lnstinct]

At 1/10/08 09:16 AM, WilliWowza wrote: Obvious topic to make NGers feel bad.

i have a girlfriend. minus the penis. srsly. D:

[JohnPaulII]

At 1/10/08 09:20 AM, lnstinct wrote:

At 1/10/08 09:16 AM, WilliWowza wrote: Obvious topic to make NGers feel bad.

i have a girlfriend. minus the penis. srsly. D:

Ssso you lied to me ;< ?

[WilliWowza]

At 1/10/08 09:17 AM, TacticalShoe wrote:

At 1/10/08 09:16 AM, WilliWowza wrote: Obvious topic to make NGers feel bad.

I'm already depressed.

But I am waiting for people to post what they view as "love" and silently laugh.

You mean when people lie and say they have a girlfriend?

[Brick-top]

she has 5 fingers and a palm.

[Azutom]

At 1/10/08 09:22 AM, Brick-top wrote: she has 5 fingers and a palm.

Only 5 fingers? I prefer ladies with OVER 9000 fingers.

[simon]

At 1/10/08 09:15 AM, JohnPaulII wrote: Tell me, if you have one at least.. heh ^^

because i do.
no questions asked.

[lnstinct]

At 1/10/08 09:23 AM, Azutom wrote:

At 1/10/08 09:22 AM, Brick-top wrote: she has 5 fingers and a palm.

Only 5 fingers? I prefer ladies with OVER 9000 fingers.

NO.

[TacticalShoe]

At 1/10/08 09:21 AM, WilliWowza wrote:

At 1/10/08 09:17 AM, TacticalShoe wrote:

At 1/10/08 09:16 AM, WilliWowza wrote: Obvious topic to make NGers feel bad.

I'm already depressed.

But I am waiting for people to post what they view as "love" and silently laugh.

You mean when people lie and say they have a girlfriend?

That works too.

[Azutom]

At 1/10/08 09:25 AM, lnstinct wrote:

At 1/10/08 09:23 AM, Azutom wrote:

At 1/10/08 09:22 AM, Brick-top wrote: she has 5 fingers and a palm.

Only 5 fingers? I prefer ladies with OVER 9000 fingers.

NO.

Yes. OVER 9000, man. Remember that.

[JohnPaulII]

At 1/10/08 09:28 AM, Azutom wrote: Yes. OVER 9000, man. Remember that.

I've regained my self esteem after looking at your pic on ur profile. God is so evil, isn't he.

[Azutom]

At 1/10/08 09:30 AM, JohnPaulII wrote:

At 1/10/08 09:28 AM, Azutom wrote: Yes. OVER 9000, man. Remember that.

I've regained my self esteem after looking at your pic on ur profile. God is so evil, isn't he.

Orly? Post a pic of your penis.

[Ragnarokia]

Yes I love my hand.

*insert drum here*

[EyeLovePoozy]

Her tight wet pussy and her willingness to let me eat/fuck it.

[Gagsy]

At 1/10/08 09:17 AM, TacticalShoe wrote:

At 1/10/08 09:16 AM, WilliWowza wrote: Obvious topic to make NGers feel bad.

I'm already depressed.

But I am waiting for people to post what they view as "love" and silently laugh.

Well I've never felt the way I do for a guy like I do with my boyfriend. I've had strong feelings before for guys, but no one makes me smile as much as my guy does. I wake up thinking about him, I go to bed thinking about him, and half of the day I'm just thinking how much that I can't wait to talk to him. Even right now I'm all smiles and shit because of him. He truly is amazing. We get on so well, and even when we have different opinions on stuff, I just find that and his own different quirks cute. Love can't get better than this.

HOPE THIS DEPRESSES YOUS GUYS.

[JackPhantasm]

I love her because she doesn't exist yet.

Seriously it's a great feeling.

[WilliWowza]

At 1/10/08 09:57 AM, Gagsy wrote:
HOPE THIS DEPRESSES YOUS GUYS.

We'll see who's laughing when I immerse myself in some escapism through a combination of video games, alcohol and flash.

[ZeroAsALimit]

You know the sweet girls who you never thought existed? And the ones who laugh at the jokes that my wrecked mind comes out with? That's it. I also find er attractive, but it is her personality that makes it more than lust.

[EyeLovePoozy]

Because of the way she digs her nails into my back and squeals everytime I crush her cervix with my meat hammer.

[Gagsy]

At 1/10/08 09:58 AM, WilliWowza wrote:

We'll see who's laughing when I immerse myself in some escapism through a combination of video games, alcohol and flash.

Still me right?

[Kottbullar]

I love her because she always knows what I want, what I want to to next and where to touch me!^^
And she didn't even left me when I cheated on her with my other hand!!!
<3

[RedCoin]

I like her because she cried when I dumped her.

[cherries]

Because she's chill and smokes weed :3

[DareDevilGuy]

Because she's there when I need her. Also, a lot of other shit, can't be bothered to type it out.

[JewelCrafter]

Some low level alt will say that he has a hot gf and loves her very much.

Oh wait!