Are humans evil, round 10

[poxpower]

Ok I've come up with a great way to test if people are evil.

What if you had all the powers you can imagine? What if, in essence, you were sort of like God? What would you do with that power?

Would you punish bad people? Why? That's fucking retarded. Brainwash them.
Would you create a hell? Why? What kind of sadistic tyrant are you?

What would you do? The answer to that question will reveal a great deal about what type of person you are and what preconceived notions you have about good and evil.

I'M NOT ON DRUGS >: (

So answer it, what would you make the world out to be if you could make it into ANYTHING. What problems would you solve, and how would you solve them? And explain how your choices are "good" ( i.e, not evil ).

yay

great Miss America question here.

[Proteas]

I would prove my existence in a manner of which that no one could deny (like carving my name on the face of the moon), then sit back and laugh as people still continue to question my existence and ability as supreme deity.

[Maxben]

I would create a world much like this one but give myself a physical human body (a different one every couple of years) to fuck with people and have fun as history unfolds.

I'd probably make myself a ruler of an oppressive regime sometimes or maybe start another World War (as God, that would be like watching television), or just drink myself silly. After all, eternity with no consequences means I everyone and everything would be for my amusement.

But I am not cruel enough to make a permanent Hell. You'd die, pay for whatever sins I decide you committed (this would subjective unless I decide to make rules afterwards, and your stay can be lengthened if I find you particularly entertaining), and than come to Heaven where I'd probably recycle your soul after a short stay.

[stafffighter]

I'd create resources to feed everyone. This wouldn't be too difficult because for all the talk of ovewcrowding in the world all we're really doing is packing ourselves into the same little pouches. Dispersing these over the world would be nessesary to keep some group from essentually turning the rest of the world into food tenents (Omen 3) and given the amount of power I'd have in this scenario wether the land was traditionally useful wouldn't really be a factor. Taking care of a primal need would be good without makeing the mistakes bender made.

Making the world a utter paradise wouldn't really be possible without negating free will or taking any self reliance away from the people. And what would the point of even having people be at that point?

[Buffalow]

I would send down a couple hundred prophets, all preaching the same idea but with a little variation in the different ways to worship. Then sit back and watch the Crusades pass me by.

[Christopherr]

I dunno, I don't really want superpowers. I'd just poof myself into a normal person and lead a normal life, I guess.

[Maxben]

At 1/9/08 09:15 PM, Christopherr wrote: I dunno, I don't really want superpowers. I'd just poof myself into a normal person and lead a normal life, I guess.

Wow... you suck.

[poxpower]

Well I thought it would be more serious but :o
whatever

At 1/9/08 09:37 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I'd make it the 80s. For the rest of eternity. Music was better then.

I'm sorry but Death Metal is much muHAHAHAHA HAHAH
AHHAHAHA

Hair Metal FOREVAAAAAAAAAAAAR

[stafffighter]

At 1/9/08 09:37 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I'd make it the 80s. For the rest of eternity. Music was better then.

No warcraft?

no internet forums?

Very little simpsons?

[poxpower]

well if we're not going to do anything productive, I would like to direct everyone's attention to this thread:
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8352 28

which rules.

At 1/9/08 09:47 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Well, I don't have anything evil or diabolical planned.

What about something nice?
:O

I'd have some dinosaurs brought back. Little ones that won't rip vehicles in half.

pff what's the point?
Maybe you could make a Jurassic Park and drop criminals there instead of prison and elect them as president of the world if they come back alive after 5 years.

[Gunter45]

If I was perfect and self-sufficient in every way, why would I have even made people to begin with?

[stafffighter]

At 1/9/08 09:56 PM, Gunter45 wrote: If I was perfect and self-sufficient in every way, why would I have even made people to begin with?

Maybe you had an afternoon to kill and felt like playing sims.

But, self-sufficiant? Are you impying that we somehow feed gods a la grim reaper 5?

[svenisgod]

firstly i would make sub gods such a fire earth door hinges
then i would give the world the ability of magic
then i would make everyone know the gods are living by coming to earth in a physical form along with my other sub gods and to use magic they must say special words and those special words are prayers to their specific god that they want something done
then i would make sure no one could ever make guns or get past the medieval age

pretty sweet world i reckon

[Gunter45]

At 1/9/08 10:02 PM, stafffighter wrote: But, self-sufficiant?

Self-sufficiency isn't just a reference to food, you glutton, it has a psychological meaning, too.

Christ, always with the food.

[poxpower]

At 1/9/08 09:56 PM, Gunter45 wrote: If I was perfect and self-sufficient in every way, why would I have even made people to begin with?

You get to be God from now on.
Like, today, BOOM, you can do anything you want. ( as a human of course, like, if there's really 11 dimensions I don't know what that would change for your point of view ...er.. )

At 1/9/08 10:03 PM, SevenSeize wrote:
***I'd make it to where vehicles could run easily and effieciently on water. Dirty water. and when it's processed, it becomes clean and pure.

What about just air? MAN YOU'RE DEMANDING, ALWAYS WANTING WATER.

*** I'd plant magnolias. Everywhere..... and they would grow no matter what, everywhere.

Even under water? THAT'S CRAZY :o

I like this idea alot. You should have it printed on a T shirt. I swear I'd buy it.

Haha.
Which reminds me;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9c2K4Jl5 LI

This guy should be president.

[SadisticMonkey]

At 1/9/08 09:02 PM, Proteas wrote: then sit back and laugh as people still continue to question my existence and ability as supreme deity.

Yeah because the Abrahamic god has revealed himself in such a way. Yeah.

[Ranger2]

If I was G-d...
I'd make it clear that I love y'all, but I'm the boss, and the bowing down on your knees and praising me is appreciated, but unnecessary.

I'd tell people to wise up, try to solve world hunger and other problems.

[ForcedDj]

Well, depends, if humanity is alright, and I am happy, here is what would happen:

Less wars, hey, we need some fights sometimes.
Improved relations with other countries, especially Israel and Middle East.
Technology goes very fast, I mean even faster, about 100x faster, with a low chance of the technology they made rebelling.
More food
More gas, alternative ones.
Less commie countries.
More money.

If they piss me off:

More wars
Hell maybe?
Technology going faster, can rebel.
A little more food
Less gas
World War 3 maybe
Less money.

For me, I will make a PC with the best everything, best video card in the future(newer one), 100 GB RAM, VRAM is 100GB, 1000 TB HHD that goes very fast, 1000000000 GHz processor, and make a lower version for people who wants a good PC, but is not the same as mine.

So I won't be that bad, might help humanity mostly.

[poxpower]

At 1/9/08 10:46 PM, SadisticMonkey wrote:

At 1/9/08 09:02 PM, Proteas wrote: then sit back and laugh as people still continue to question my existence and ability as supreme deity.

Yeah because the Abrahamic god has revealed himself in such a way. Yeah.

OH SO YOU THINK EVOLUTION JUST HAPPENED LOLOLOL

[LazyDrunk]

At 1/9/08 09:02 PM, Proteas wrote: I would prove my existence in a manner of which that no one could deny (like carving my name on the face of the moon), then sit back and laugh as people still continue to question my existence and ability as supreme deity.

Would you keep re-writing your name every time humanity wiped out the current language, through either war or possibly even too much MTV lingo for exposed measures of time?

If I had wicked super duper super powers, I'd freeze time, that'd show'em.

[CommanderX1125]

I'm thinking that if I happend to have infinite power I would first sit back and see what happens with the world. Do the people solve their problems?

That is the big question, and if so I'll kick back, create a secretary with a direct phone line to me in the event everything collapses, an 18 hole golf course and call it a day. After that, it is whatever I feel like doing after watching a little of the mortals television, and using their internet.

If they just so happen to lack the ability to solve their issues I'll create an angel or two to deal with it, then follow through with my first plan. The main goal it to make everyone deal with their own issues as often as possible so I don't have to be relied on nearly as often, and therefore I can get away and do such things as I see fit.

[SizZlE666]

I would make every holy book, church, temple ect. instantly disappear so everyone would be all "WTF THEY GONE?? GOD DID THIS?? WTF ALIENS???"

[SEXY-FETUS]

If I were god there'd be no explicit sex on tv.
wiki wiki...
you can finish it all in your head now.

[Proteas]

At 1/9/08 10:46 PM, SadisticMonkey wrote: Yeah because the Abrahamic god has revealed himself in such a way. Yeah.

I just would like to see what would happen if God were to give the world over undeniable proof that he is alive and well today, not just alive and well in the minds of his believers. Would the non believers be swayed any? Would their actions change any? Would people get paranoid that really IS a man living in the sky who watches everything they say and do and keeps it on record for the judgment? How would science be effected by all this?

I may strike down a few televangelists who attempt to misuse my name for their own goals... just to shake things up a bit.

But you see, I'm not out to make the world a better place with my answer. My answer largely revolves around messing with people's minds for my own entertainment.

At 1/10/08 01:05 AM, LazyDrunk wrote: Would you keep re-writing your name every time humanity wiped out the current language, through either war or possibly even too much MTV lingo for exposed measures of time?

I'd probably wipe it clean and rewrite it in new script every so often like I used to do with my bbs signatures, just depends on whatever font I like at the time. Something that profound really wouldn't need much explanation on down through the generations.

"But these are the kind of things I think about when I'm sitting home all alone during an electrical storm waiting for the parole officer to give me a call... and these ideas these ideas come floatin' into my head... just floatin' right in UNBIDDEN... I'm not asking for these things, I'm a vessel, a mere vessel, WHOOSH in come all these thoughts." -George Carlin

[LazyDrunk]

I've always kinda liked the Highlander angle on God and immortality and super powers: there can be only one. Since all men were "created" equal, every person on Earth has an invariably small part of this superawesomeness. Wouldn't it be neat if this superawesomeness consolidated itself as the population dwindles? Not like, "your power is mine!" Highlander-style, but more, "whoa, look alot of people are dead and now I feel great!"

If you were one of the last people on Earth, wouldn't you have God-status? I mean, you are still the apex predator/scavenger and you've got to inherit an awesome level of technology and resources. After all, if Earth's human population started dying off, wouldn't the natural reaction of man be to invent some really cool shit?

As the population gets lower, the consolidation of human power would become epic.

[Heretic-Anchorite]

At 1/9/08 08:42 PM, poxpower wrote: Ok I've come up with a great way to test if people are evil.

What if you had all the powers you can imagine? What if, in essence, you were sort of like God? What would you do with that power?

I would give people whats coming to them in a A-team like style, and reward people who do good

Would you punish bad people? yes

:Why?

Would you create a hell? Yes so they get to suffer the pain and misery they brought to someone else

[slackerzac]

Well with god like powers, I could do whatever the hell I please. So ya that.