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Worlds Longest Erection? 2008-01-07 04:19:34 Reply

What's the time? Not length. I tried googling but I could only find length.


Ahem.

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Response to Worlds Longest Erection? 2008-01-07 04:21:22 Reply

This one guy got a permanent boner form an energy drink or something. Had it for like 2+ years now probably.


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Response to Worlds Longest Erection? 2008-01-07 04:21:36 Reply

Take a whole lot of viagra and find out.

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Response to Worlds Longest Erection? 2008-01-07 04:31:16 Reply

Worlds longest erection: Martin Sigfried, 44, Lulia, Sweden.

After taking a home-made remedy for his cold. Martin had a constant erection for 87 hours. He was later administered to the local hospital after having a stroke. (lol, irony)

Not sure of all the fact, a friend of mine sent me this a while ago.

Do what now...?

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Response to Worlds Longest Erection? 2008-01-07 04:39:09 Reply

At 1/7/08 04:31 AM, Elios wrote: He was later administered to the local hospital after having a stroke. (lol, irony)

That's not ironic.. That's unfortunate.


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Response to Worlds Longest Erection? 2008-01-07 05:12:57 Reply

I can hardly believe that crazy shit...
And maybe he had viagra on his drink


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Response to Worlds Longest Erection? 2008-01-07 05:18:45 Reply

Worlds longest boner.....that's something you tell your friends just to act cool because you know and they don't


Oh. Gooby.

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Response to Worlds Longest Erection? 2008-01-07 05:20:27 Reply

Didn't i make a fucking thread about erections two hours ago?! what the fuck?!


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Response to Worlds Longest Erection? 2008-01-07 05:38:48 Reply

At 1/7/08 05:36 AM, risbolla wrote:
At 1/7/08 05:20 AM, FuckDemon wrote: Didn't i make a fucking thread about erections two hours ago?! what the fuck?!
Newgrounds can make infinite threads about erection because Newgrounds loves cock.

we sure fucking do. we love vagina just as much but vagina isnt as funny.


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Response to Worlds Longest Erection? 2008-01-07 05:41:16 Reply

rAmen


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Response to Worlds Longest Erection? 2008-01-07 05:47:28 Reply

At 1/7/08 04:19 AM, thUNDERage wrote: What's the time?

About 9:50 pm.


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Response to Worlds Longest Erection? 2008-01-07 05:48:35 Reply

I have a constant erection. It's what this forum does to you.


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Response to Worlds Longest Erection? 2008-01-07 05:50:27 Reply

So THATS why all my trousers have stretched around the crotch...


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Response to Worlds Longest Erection? 2008-01-07 09:23:44 Reply

At 1/7/08 04:31 AM, Elios wrote: Worlds longest erection: Martin Sigfried, 44, Lulia, Sweden.

After taking a home-made remedy for his cold. Martin had a constant erection for 87 hours. He was later administered to the local hospital after having a stroke. (lol, irony)

Not sure of all the fact, a friend of mine sent me this a while ago.

I can believe that, erections that last too long do start become painful and very uncomfortable. Actually not surprised about the stroke considering all the blood being used to hold that erection.


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Response to Worlds Longest Erection? 2008-01-07 11:31:48 Reply

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Response to Worlds Longest Erection? 2008-01-07 11:35:51 Reply

Hey look, priapism.

About four hours there...

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Response to Worlds Longest Erection? 2008-01-07 11:37:56 Reply

At 1/7/08 04:39 AM, g0t wrote: That's not ironic.. That's unfortunate.

It's ironic in the newgrounds definition of the word.


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