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my 6 year old brother how to use a 2008-01-01 23:26:11 Reply

condom i I was very shocked so i said your to young to think like that
so he say's "BUT DEE I THINK IM READY I SCREAM OUT TEARS IN MY EYES MY6YEAR OLD BROTHER IS GOING TO HAVE STD'SHE doesn't know about any type of condoms i dont want to tell him what to do because he might realy try to have sex
and if i dont he might go to MOM OR DAD AND BECAUSE MY BUDDIES AND I TALK TO GIRLS ALOT HE MIGHTA OVER HERD US TALKING ABOUT SEXmy parents will get me either way what should i do

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Response to my 6 year old brother how to use a 2008-01-01 23:27:38 Reply

How the fuck will he get an STD with a condom on?

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Response to my 6 year old brother how to use a 2008-01-01 23:27:45 Reply

Tell him to put it in her mouth.

Problem solved.


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Response to my 6 year old brother how to use a 2008-01-01 23:28:36 Reply

At 1/1/08 11:27 PM, physco-pickle wrote: How the fuck will he get an STD with a condom on?

How the fuck does a 42 year old have a six year old brother?


Did you hear what I said? It gives you a boner!

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Response to my 6 year old brother how to use a 2008-01-01 23:28:37 Reply

you should fix your grammar first.
and then grab his cock.
and rip the condom off.
let him knock a girl up at 6, when he can't keep a bone up OR ejaculate.

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Response to my 6 year old brother how to use a 2008-01-01 23:28:44 Reply

Newgrounds isn't the best place to post problems. Especially that one.


I had a signature once, but it bit me and ran away.

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Response to my 6 year old brother how to use a 2008-01-01 23:30:22 Reply

wtf man...how does this have to do with anything....

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Response to my 6 year old brother how to use a 2008-01-01 23:30:39 Reply

Let him do what he wants, tell your parents, and do not interfere. He will learn his lesson.


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Response to my 6 year old brother how to use a 2008-01-01 23:34:55 Reply

You should fight her, or rape him. Show him how the condom really works.

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Response to my 6 year old brother how to use a 2008-01-01 23:34:59 Reply

my oldest cousin told me he's fapped since he was 7. my youngest cousins mum is upset about him because for Christmas, he didn't want toys, he wanted a leather jacket an ipod and a guitar. funnily enough i own all of these. He's a cool kid though, he's six, likes NIRVANA, and steals my ipod and listens to my dirty innocence killing punk rock.

beat that
not THAT way you dirty sick fucks

^the post above was written by a girl^
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Response to my 6 year old brother how to use a 2008-01-01 23:35:13 Reply

HTML OVERLOAD! Calm the FUCK down with your use of tags, bro, it wasn't needed.

so why the fuck is it a problem if a 6 year old knows how to put on a condom? He can't keep an erection up, he can't ejaculate, fuck his dick is probably too small to fit the condom. And how would he get an STD with a condom on?

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Response to my 6 year old brother how to use a 2008-01-01 23:37:13 Reply

Wel I guess you must be jealous then?

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Response to my 6 year old brother how to use a 2008-01-01 23:37:35 Reply

so, big deal? he's too young to have sex anyways. like, physically too young. not possible. well, highly unlikely...


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Response to my 6 year old brother how to use a 2008-01-01 23:37:56 Reply

calm down. honestly, caps lock is not a solution no matter how many people tell you.

look on the bright side, he can't get anyone pregnant
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Response to my 6 year old brother how to use a 2008-01-01 23:39:33 Reply

At 1/1/08 11:26 PM, baby-dee wrote: condom i I was very shocked so i said your to young to think like that
so he say's "BUT DEE I THINK IM READY I SCREAM OUT TEARS IN MY EYES MY6YEAR OLD BROTHER IS GOING TO HAVE STD'SHE doesn't know about any type of condoms i dont want to tell him what to do because he might realy try to have sex
and if i dont he might go to MOM OR DAD AND BECAUSE MY BUDDIES AND I TALK TO GIRLS ALOT HE MIGHTA OVER HERD US TALKING ABOUT SEXmy parents will get me either way what should i do

O.k., o.k. get a hold of yourself. Your six year old brother won't fuck any girl anytime soon. He is fucking six. He is just being obnoxious. Besides he probably couldn't get laid if he wanted to.....god quit acting like a pansy...


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Response to my 6 year old brother how to use a 2008-01-01 23:52:27 Reply

At 1/1/08 11:27 PM, physco-pickle wrote: How the fuck will he get an STD with a condom on?

How the fuck will he have sex if he's six?

I mean sure, kids are starting young, but that's just ridiculous.


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Response to my 6 year old brother how to use a 2008-01-01 23:55:46 Reply

Show him this video

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Response to my 6 year old brother how to use a 2008-01-02 00:08:12 Reply

At 1/1/08 11:55 PM, Blade-Of-Fire wrote: Show him this video

That has got to be one of the stupidest things I have ever seen. Yet I must try it sometime.


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Response to my 6 year old brother how to use a 2008-01-02 00:09:55 Reply

Say "screw it", open a Dr. Pepper, sit back, and watch a good action movie.

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Response to my 6 year old brother how to use a 2008-01-02 00:12:02 Reply

Show him this guide:

1. Place condom's enterance on mouth

2. Stretch over mouth

3. Blow

4. Condom baloon!

5. Post pics.

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Response to my 6 year old brother how to use a 2008-01-02 00:15:31 Reply

At 1/1/08 11:34 PM, AlyBong0 wrote:

he didn't want toys, he wanted a leather jacket an ipod and a guitar. funnily enough i own all of these. He's a cool kid though, he's six, likes NIRVANA, and steals my ipod and listens to my dirty innocence killing punk rock.

Best. Cousin. Ever.

That kid's going to go far. Whatever you're doing, keep it up.


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Response to my 6 year old brother how to use a 2008-01-02 00:15:42 Reply

Tell him having condoms is illegal.

Ah, he'll still want to use. The horny bastard.

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Response to my 6 year old brother how to use a 2008-01-02 00:26:52 Reply

that messed up. in school i didnt learn about (or really want to learn about it) until i was in like grade 3 or 4. Like honestly, i would rather play with tranformers and shit than have sex when i was 6. i probably didn't even know what a vagina was.


GAH!

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