Does this game crash for anyone?

[I-smel]

There's no loading bar but whatever. Arrow Keys, A, S, Space, all that shite.
http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/020108/8 146_CannonCrotch.php

There's this bug I CANNOT get rid of that causes the browser to crash. I think I've finally got it to the point where it's still there, but noone's going to notice it. So this is the test:

At any point in this, does everything totally fuck up?

[DirgeSinger]

At 1/1/08 09:18 PM, I-smel wrote: There's no loading bar but whatever. Arrow Keys, A, S, Space, all that shite.
http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/020108/8 146_CannonCrotch.php

There's this bug I CANNOT get rid of that causes the browser to crash. I think I've finally got it to the point where it's still there, but noone's going to notice it. So this is the test:

At any point in this, does everything totally fuck up?

Nope, it didn't for me.

That game is amazing, btw. I want a machine gun on my penis, lmao.

[I-smel]

Well what would you have as the jump key?

Don't say up.

[voidshatter]

still works fine for me and still looks amazing

[Kart-Man]

At 1/1/08 09:18 PM, I-smel wrote: At any point in this, does everything totally fuck up?

Yes. I was jumping on the counter while firing a shot as an enemy was firing a shot when that happened.

FIX PLS. Check your loops, especially for the shots.

[Senti]

It's starting to look great! I can't wait to play the final version.

[shmasmasnash]

When I was fighting the tank, it ran me over, and I couldn't do anything, because I kept on spawning right on top of the tank, dying instantly. Other than that, it was an AWESOME game!

[Pork]

Im using firefox and whenever I get to the first box and the guy jumps up from behind it crashes, but only when I go to shoot him!

[El-Presidente]

At 1/1/08 10:39 PM, Pork wrote: Im using firefox and whenever I get to the first box and the guy jumps up from behind it crashes, but only when I go to shoot him!

I have firefox, but I don't seem to be having the same problem. It's kind of weird that it happened to you, but I think that you should if anything make it so he jumps out before you've passed it, rather than have it after he passes the desk.

[Spartan777]

The only problem i faced is if the tank ran me over and i'd spawn on it and die instantly lol
it's a pretty good game it needs a control configuration and maybe lives and better P-nis guns besides the machine gun (ROFL)

[PyroGreg]

At 1/1/08 09:26 PM, LCurtis wrote: It kept crashing when I tried the cheat code CTRL-W but otherwise it works.

Cool graphics but having 's' as the jump key was annoying!

Ctrl w closes the window

[Kart-Man]

Oh, and another bug that happens routinely in Firefox -- right when the guy parachutes down and the Nazi in the sink freaks out, I hold S and the game freezes. This happens every single time, so you might want to check it out.

Other than the occasional crash, it's pretty fun! Hope you can iron out the bugs.

[Dizeaze]

At 1/1/08 09:27 PM, I-smel wrote: Well what would you have as the jump key?

Don't say up.

W.......

AS IN W,A,S,D -.0

[Denigi77]

yeah i think your computer is slow or you have a virus caz it didnt crash for me

[GuyWithHisComp]

It crashed while I was crouching and shooting at a table (using Firefox)
This is a screenshot right after it happened:

[UnknownFury]

Looks awesome and runs fine for me.

[AcidSoldier]

I'm glad you used yellow, and thanks for telling me how to make that smoke.

[Coolio-Niato]

the lag is being obviously caused by the actions of teh enemy shooting. In allthe cases the enemy is shooting when it crashed, as he was when i play. (I was ducking from an enemy shot)

Otherwise nice graphix =)

[Coolio-Niato]

At 1/2/08 10:04 AM, Coolio-Niato wrote: the lag is being obviously caused by the actions of teh enemy shooting. In allthe cases the enemy is shooting when it crashed, as he was when i play. (I was ducking from an enemy shot)

Otherwise nice graphix =)

my bad. no LAG. just teh crashing is caused *

[Rohedin]

Yes, it froze for me randomly just as I was dying.

[I-smel]

D'AAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!!!!
I cannot find where this is coming from- The main problem is right at the start, between the guy jumping out from behind the desk and that first box. I've tried again and again to get rid of it.
Also, thanks for pointing out the tank thing. The tank' not fully developed yet, but I wouldn't have noticed that.

At 1/2/08 10:09 AM, Psycho wrote: So far the game is excellent but I think the general Nazi theme will put players off. Unless there's a huge plot revolving around Nazi's, I think it's probably worth changing it. A 'parody' thing on them would be fine though, just change the symbol slightly and remove the Hitler posters on the walls. I'm not Jewish or anyone that is particurly offended by that stuff thugh.

Well the rough plot is: The year is 2028 and everybody knows that Hitler didn't die, he was cryogenically frozen (duhrr), so Hitler RETURNS in a big fuckoff robot suit. What he does is build a giant laser, which he plans to fire at the moon, causing it to blast apart into a thousand asteroids that will fall down from the sky and crush New York City. It won't harm any of the nazis though cos they'll all be wearing helmets. The game's full of British swear words and nonsense propoganda posters, like the one on floor 2 that says "DIE FUHRER IS GREAT, DO YOU HAVE A CINEMA?" or the one on floor 1 that says "RECIEVE YOUR 5 A DAY."

[Danopus]

At 1/1/08 09:18 PM, I-smel wrote: There's no loading bar but whatever. Arrow Keys, A, S, Space, all that shite.
http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/020108/8 146_CannonCrotch.php

There's this bug I CANNOT get rid of that causes the browser to crash. I think I've finally got it to the point where it's still there, but noone's going to notice it. So this is the test:

At any point in this, does everything totally fuck up?

Yes it does fuck up. When the tank comes, if you jump on it, you die, and repeatedly land on the tank.
A solution to this would be the ability to move while respwaning, or having a short immunity

[I-smel]

I think I fixed it!

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/020108/6 0856_CannonCrotch.php

The problem was in the enemy ducking. Don't know why. I just deleted the whole ducking feature and made it again from scratch- Now it's stopped crashing.

As for the holding-S-at-the-start glitch, I'll sort that out another time.

+There IS a small period of invulnerability when you respawn, I just forgot to tell the tank that. Fixed it anyway. But the tank's not finished yet so no more complaints about that.

[GuyWithHisComp]

At 1/2/08 11:03 AM, I-smel wrote: Well the rough plot is:

Omg, I have to steal that idea and make a game about it quick, before you finish yours!

Nah, but your game looks good now.

[Lard-lad]

Looks like an awesome game there, good luck with it :D

[GazSmithGames]

If you fire a grenade on the stairs near the end it rolls up the stairs :| also if you fire one in the elevator while at the bottom, the people at the top will still blow up :S

[Lochie]

Lol, ABORT SCRIPT

[q13qew]

not for me mate

[Hopje]

Second floor, if you walk into the black corner you will dissappear

[AcidSoldier]

You explained how to make teh awesome smoke, now how do I go about the awesome explosions.
Please, I really like them.