Ill do it
Ive been here long enough lol

I would be more than happy to offer my assistance to fellow noobish Newgrounders. Sign me up and throw a few noobs my way!

Is there a limit to how many? If not, i'll take 5

I guess I will adopt one, I need someone to love nurture and most importantly have sex with.

Put me on the list, though if anyone wants advice, anyone, then they are more than welcome to PM me. I offer helpful advice without being an ass about it =D

Sure, I'll take care of anyone who needs tips to not get flamed here.

At 1/2/08 01:28 PM, wiidude wrote: I want to adopt a N00b, i think i can show them around, and be good at it.

GTFO out you retard, you'll only make us even more retarded, any way! I need a good experinced user, or I will escape form you, and when I grow up, will blow up your house!

Adopt me NAO!

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I will gladly adopt!

I'll adopt someone. So I can sexually abuse them, scar them both mentally and physically, and finally kill them with a sharp object.

Then cut their eyes out and fuck their skulls.

Sure I would like to help new comers to newgrounds.

Thanks, people who offered to adopt later, but entries are closed. However, two other people managed to make it in: Gagsy and FallenMarine.

From now on, thanks to a tip by killslasher, I will have an accurate list of members on my user page. We're getting a lot of people who want to help, but not many adoptees...

ALSO: I or someone else needs to make a logo... I'll work on it tomorrow, unless somebody else wants to do it. (You have to be good at Photoshop) PM me if interested.

Anybody willing to be adopted by myself then PM me, or just quote me here.
I'll check back a few times.

At 1/2/08 04:06 PM, flashplayer5 wrote:
I'm a completly free service and Ican only take 3 at a time, so Write now, don't delay!

LMAO. sorry. had to point that out.

Here, I guess I'll adopt an '08 user. My sig is link to my userpage.

Has there only been one 08 user in this entire thread so far? Man, we need more, where are they all?

I'm willing to adopt/help anyone who needs it. Please PM me about it, since I will very rarely check here again. :3

i'd go for it.

Where are all of the '08 people? I'm getting requests from people who want to adopt, but not from '08 people.

I'm up for "Adoption".

But please, be gentle, it's my first time.

I'll adopt someone...

DID ANYONE SAY FREE HENTAI? =3

Hi, I'm looking for an 08 to nurture.

Sure I'll help a n00b out.

At 1/5/08 03:53 PM, Koeberto190 wrote: Has there only been one 08 user in this entire thread so far? Man, we need more, where are they all?

I feel like most of the 08s on the site right now are alts.

Any '08 who wants an experianced maste-... trainer, PM me. :D

At 1/13/08 07:38 AM, Aci6 wrote: You all put way too much time into this website, there's not even a real need for it.
I just... laugh at this sort of thing, the way you just act as if its such a big deal, treating people who sign up to the site at a certain time as babies, as if they're inexperienced...
I have a friend who joined up (ParadoxVoid) and while his stats may seem noobish he's more mature than most of the BBS users I know.
It really is quite sad how you all seem to judge early sign-ups and not who they actually are.

Just... go outside for once; jeez.

Relax, it's just for fun. And no one's saying they're immature. Maybe they ahve questions on how things on the site work, like voting or experience or all that other crap.

At 1/12/08 09:23 PM, LittleJennaSweetie wrote: I'm up for "Adoption".

I'll adopt you Jenna.

(Even though you're my little sister)

Welcome to Newgrounds!

At 1/13/08 11:14 PM, gamerpeepinpa wrote:

At 1/13/08 07:38 AM, Aci6 wrote: You all put way too much time into this website, there's not even a real need for it.
I just... laugh at this sort of thing, the way you just act as if its such a big deal, treating people who sign up to the site at a certain time as babies, as if they're inexperienced...
I have a friend who joined up (ParadoxVoid) and while his stats may seem noobish he's more mature than most of the BBS users I know.
It really is quite sad how you all seem to judge early sign-ups and not who they actually are.

Just... go outside for once; jeez.

Relax, it's just for fun. And no one's saying they're immature. Maybe they ahve questions on how things on the site work, like voting or experience or all that other crap.

Yeah.
Sure,they have browsed newgrounds
before they sign up.
But we are not treating them that way.
When I first signed up.
I didn't know some stuff
that many other people probably didn't know.
Especially on flash and stuff.
And there would probably a lot less program threads with
flash adopters.(Lulz when i was new I got liveswif from a thread like that)
So it's not like that,we're just teaching them
Handy tips,and useful ones too.=]

I guess I'll take a new fag.

I'll take one!

By the way i've been lurking the BBS since '06. So i'm worthy.

As I have said, no more adopters will be accepted. We need adoptees.