Hows it going?
You probably have heard of me already. I've only been on this site for a little over a month, but I've already got over a hundred posts and am level four. I think I'll be a big part of Newgrounds in the months to come.
Did you guys hear that bigbadron locked the MS Paint Brawl thread? Man, that's a real shame. It was the only funny thread on this forum, y'know? Plus, it wasn't too bad of a way to rack up some easy posts, hehehehe!
I'm a pretty cool dude in real life too. I get in fights sometimes. Sometimes I drink so much that I throw up, and I'm only fourteen! This girl in my geometry class might like me. I'll post more about these things later.
Do you guys watch anime? I love anime. Only the hardcore ones, though. Like Bleach. I'm not really a big fan of cartoons though. Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon have really gone downhill since when I used to watch them as a kid. Family Guy is still great, though.
Do you guys like video games? I do. But none of that kiddy garbage that my little brother plays. I'm all about Halo, GTA, and pretty much any cool game where you can shoot some mofos. I'd consider myself a hardcore gamer. I've been playing video games since the N64.
I can be pretty intelligent if I want to. I'll point out obvious double standards and talk about religion. Hey guys, did you know that religion killed people during the Crusades? Guess it's not so good, huh?
Why am I on the BBS? Well, there are several reasons. I'm really only here to get a high postcount, so that people will think I'm cool, but I also like to talk about stuff. I'll be in your topic, sandwiched between two other generic responses. You probably won't even notice me.
If I was a character in Star Trek, I'd be wearing a red shirt. But that doesn't mean that I don't pretty much dominate this forum.
I'm John Everyuser. And I pretty much run the show here.