I've been drinking alot of your inferior American beer [Miller] which makes me piss like a racehorse.
So anyway, even though my room is right next to the toilet... I needed a piss, so I stood up, opened my window, and had a wee out of it.
I didn't want to miss something I was watching on the television, and it seemed the most convenient solution.
Just to clarify: Room next door to toilet, had a pee out of the window anyway.
Am I more lazy than most of you?