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A True American 2007-12-30 02:52:50 Reply

Some people say Hulk Hogan is a true american.

Some people say Superman is a true a american.

Some people say Sammy Sosa is a true american.

Some people say the piano guy from the Red Spice commercials is a true american.

Some people say George Bush is a true american.

But fuck those guys, one man is so american that he makes all of them look like russians. That man goes by one name, and that name is, Carlton Banks.

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Response to A True American 2007-12-30 02:55:21 Reply

At 12/30/07 02:52 AM, Bus-Driver wrote:
Some people say the piano guy from the Red Spice commercials is a true american.

Mmmm Bruce Campell


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Response to A True American 2007-12-30 02:56:22 Reply

The only true American is the Republican candidate for office in 1980.


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Response to A True American 2007-12-30 03:00:25 Reply

the true american is the fat religious retard

im gonna get so flamed for this


derp derp derp derp derp

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Response to A True American 2007-12-30 03:00:35 Reply

At 12/30/07 02:52 AM, Bus-Driver wrote:
Some people say ___________ is a true american.

cue insertion of Chuck Norris into said blank.


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Response to A True American 2007-12-30 03:01:37 Reply

At 12/30/07 03:00 AM, Onepiece285 wrote:
At 12/30/07 02:52 AM, Bus-Driver wrote:
Some people say Chuck Norris is a true american.
cue insertion of Chuck Norris into said blank.

Oops. Finga slipped

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Response to A True American 2007-12-30 03:01:46 Reply

At 12/30/07 03:00 AM, Onepiece285 wrote:
At 12/30/07 02:52 AM, Bus-Driver wrote:
Some people say ___________ is a true american.
cue insertion of Chuck Norris into said blank.

you good sir are a true american for making said NG user lol

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Response to A True American 2007-12-30 03:04:47 Reply

Is it true that his actor makes a cameo appearance in I Am Legend?

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Response to A True American 2007-12-30 03:12:13 Reply

At 12/30/07 03:11 AM, Xtesh wrote: Carlton wishes he could be half as American as Kurt Russel.
Or Samuel L. Jackson

Samuel L. Jackson is mutherfuckin french!


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Response to A True American 2007-12-30 03:14:11 Reply

tom jones.


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Response to A True American 2007-12-30 04:32:07 Reply

At 12/30/07 03:00 AM, svenisgod wrote: the true american is the fat religious retard

im gonna get so flamed for this

because you're an ignoreant 12 year old?


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Response to A True American 2007-12-30 04:33:48 Reply

Was this suppose to be funny?

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Response to A True American 2007-12-30 04:34:40 Reply

A true American believes that every other country is filled with communists.


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Response to A True American 2007-12-30 04:38:03 Reply

Was that the guy who played as Will's cousin on The Fresh-Prince of Belair? Yeah, I know nothing about celebrities.

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Response to A True American 2007-12-31 23:24:46 Reply

At 12/30/07 04:38 AM, Farplane wrote: Was that the guy who played as Will's cousin on The Fresh-Prince of Belair? Yeah, I know nothing about celebrities.

Cousin? More like master.