I was having some friends over for my birthday, and we did all the regular things.
You know, video games, funny/scary movies, gay orgy, and more video games. Well after my mom went to bed, we had to be quiet, because she had work so I didn't want to wake her up.
Well about 12 or so, and we were hungry, so I asked my friends if they wanted some pizza rolls. One of the guys yells "I love piz-" but I cut him off before he could finish. "Dude, shut the fuck up, we gotta be quiet."
They all agree not to yell and shit anymore. I pop about 40 pizza rolls into the microwave, and when they were all ready, the little shit Italian friend of mine just screams "I LOVE TOTINOS!" and all the other fucks start cheering and shit.
So I say "Guys! Shut the fuck up! Seriously, what the fuck?" but my mom came in and said all my friends had to go home first thing in the morning, and I was grounded.
Thanks Totino's pizza Rolls. Thanks.