So I Was Having A Sleepover

[TheBigLemon]

I was having some friends over for my birthday, and we did all the regular things.

You know, video games, funny/scary movies, gay orgy, and more video games. Well after my mom went to bed, we had to be quiet, because she had work so I didn't want to wake her up.

Well about 12 or so, and we were hungry, so I asked my friends if they wanted some pizza rolls. One of the guys yells "I love piz-" but I cut him off before he could finish. "Dude, shut the fuck up, we gotta be quiet."

They all agree not to yell and shit anymore. I pop about 40 pizza rolls into the microwave, and when they were all ready, the little shit Italian friend of mine just screams "I LOVE TOTINOS!" and all the other fucks start cheering and shit.

So I say "Guys! Shut the fuck up! Seriously, what the fuck?" but my mom came in and said all my friends had to go home first thing in the morning, and I was grounded.

Thanks Totino's pizza Rolls. Thanks.

>:[

[ChortMan37]

You have some strange friends

[MetalDart]

I thought your mother would get upset over the gay orgy, but I guess the pizza rolls really pushed her over the edge, huh?

[Zerok]

Why were you grounded?

O_o

[killslasher]

Wow retarded friends!No offense though...

[PinballWizard976]

Oh, that's hilarious. I love that commercial.

[cookie-eater]

you're 17.

REBEL!!

[Speedy]

I have no idea what you just said, but why the fuck do you have a yelling Italian friend?

[TheBigLemon]

At 12/29/07 02:15 PM, MetalDart wrote: I thought your mother would get upset over the gay orgy, but I guess the pizza rolls really pushed her over the edge, huh?

She was mad 'cause we woke her up ;-;

At 12/29/07 02:15 PM, Zerok wrote: Why were you grounded?

O_o

Because we woke up my mommy D:

[IammeoramI]

I wish I was you.

[Rallard]

I hate that commercial.

[Akotoshe]

haha made me lol XD

[MetalDart]

At 12/29/07 02:23 PM, Rallard wrote: I hate that commercial.

SHHHHHHHHH

[Zerok]

At 12/29/07 02:18 PM, TheBigLemon wrote: Because we woke up my mommy D:

Yeah but, did you explain that you were trying to tell them to stop?

I guess if you're still at the age where you have organized "sleepovers," then your parents are still treating you like a kid. Makes sense.

[TheBigLemon]

At 12/29/07 02:25 PM, Zerok wrote:

At 12/29/07 02:18 PM, TheBigLemon wrote: Because we woke up my mommy D:

Yeah but, did you explain that you were trying to tell them to stop?

I guess if you're still at the age where you have organized "sleepovers," then your parents are still treating you like a kid. Makes sense.

I tried to explain to her and all she did was hit me with a spoon.

[APOPHIS57]

FUCK TOTINOS

[Allocer91]

And totino's made a commercial about it?!

[IThinkImDrunk]

Your friends are fucking cunts.
And you get grounded at 17?
Damn you're cool.

[wiidude]

I rember that commercial well

[james44445]

a commercial?
i dont get it??! mehhh

[TOEZ]

Ha, that commercial was great.

[chris53456]

sounds like the commercial!!!1!1!!!

[DemonsRemorse]

Obviously your friends are shovanistic assholes.
In such elegance and superiority of Pizza Rolls, you shut the fuck up and bow.

[Bramly-apple]

Similar thing happened to me a few years ago except my dad charged into my room naked and shouted at all of us.

[moptopzombie]

im not trying to be cynical, but why would you post a commercial?

[TheBigLemon]

At 12/29/07 02:40 PM, moptopzombie wrote: im not trying to be cynical, but why would you post a commercial?

'Cause I thought it was funny.

Asshole.

[m4nson]

you guys should have raped your mom lol

[LOLZILLA]

Haha, you have a mum.

[Zerok]

At 12/29/07 02:41 PM, TheBigLemon wrote: 'Cause I thought it was funny.

Asshole.

Oh, so this isn't an interesting piece about your terrible friends, but something that you stole. Well then.