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I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 16:03:53 Reply

Okay, so the love of my life and I have broken up.

We were to get married and all that jazz.. she was my fiance.

Well anyway we break up but still date and fuck for 3 months.

She tells me she's still in love with me but afraid of doing everything again.

She goes out of town for a week with friends and comes back with a new boyfriend.

She thinks she loves him already.

What is my best chance of getting rid of him and winning her back for myself?

I've considered killing him, but I just don't know if I want to go to jail that long. I can't put a hit on him because that's costly.

And because he's "New and exciting" I don't really have a way to impress her more than he can. She and I were together over a year.

Help?

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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 16:06:13 Reply

At 12/28/07 04:03 PM, DJ-Keen wrote: Okay, so the love of my life and I have broken up.
[etc]

If you don't want her enough to spend the cash to put a hit on the guy, you don't really love her.

Also, punch him in the face. A lot.

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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 16:08:04 Reply

At 12/28/07 04:03 PM, DJ-Keen wrote: She thinks she loves him already.

when a girl says she loves someone she is always right, the man is wrong no matter what he says.

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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 16:11:42 Reply

I was severely disappointed in your failure to utilize this double-meaning thread title in order to make a literal joke regarding being present within a vinegar-soaked cucumber.

I am in a pickle.


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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 16:12:06 Reply

buy her a "big blue friend" and she will forget about this new guy.

reference here: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8349 64


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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 16:13:43 Reply

First, beat the fuck out of the guy screwing your chick, then beat the fuck out of her for being a slut.

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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 16:13:59 Reply

Move on and fuck someone else. You'll soon forget about her.


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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 16:16:04 Reply

If she already "loves" him, she's a stupid cunt-faced twat that doesn't know the meaning of the word love. Her love for you, like it or not, was just as shallow and empty hearted as her love for him and you're a small cock having faggot for not realizing this earlier, and still giving a shit about her after the truth has been shown to you.

I got an idea, why don't you stop acting like a pussy whipped bitch, pull your balls back out of your ass, and go find yourself another girl... preferably one not so fucking stupid and self centered... and move on with life like a man instead of crying like a little girl on the internet to a bunch of strangers.


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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 16:17:07 Reply

At 12/28/07 04:11 PM, sonicmega wrote: I was severely disappointed in your failure to utilize this double-meaning thread title in order to make a literal joke regarding being present within a vinegar-soaked cucumber.

I was expecting a poorly done picture of him in a pickle and us having to help him out...

I am in a pickle.

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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 16:17:42 Reply

At 12/28/07 04:13 PM, NEVR wrote: Move on and fuck someone else. You'll soon forget about her.

Problem is... I gave my virginity to her... ha.. Pathetic I know... but I've never wanted anyone else...

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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 16:19:33 Reply

At 12/28/07 04:16 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: If she already "loves" him, she's a stupid cunt-faced twat that doesn't know the meaning of the word love. Her love for you, like it or not, was just as shallow and empty hearted as her love for him and you're a small cock having faggot for not realizing this earlier, and still giving a shit about her after the truth has been shown to you.

Well gee whiz... It sure got hot in here.

The sad thing is, you're right. It's just not that easy.

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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 16:20:35 Reply

At 12/28/07 04:17 PM, DJ-Keen wrote: Problem is... I gave my virginity to her... ha.. Pathetic I know... but I've never wanted anyone else...

You'll get over her. Your profile says you're 19, same age as me. You have a long fucking time to find someone else.


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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 16:21:38 Reply

At 12/28/07 04:18 PM, RKThrilla wrote:
i expected him to start saying how he had his babe ruth signed baseball hit into ere the giant dog is..

what movie is that again..

you dissapoint me

I say we start a new thread and do it ourselves, this time. And do it right.

(i got me a boner looking at my cat)
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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 16:23:01 Reply

Eat your way out.

Not that hard.

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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 16:30:49 Reply

At 12/28/07 04:20 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 12/28/07 04:17 PM, DJ-Keen wrote: Problem is... I gave my virginity to her... ha.. Pathetic I know... but I've never wanted anyone else...
You'll get over her. Your profile says you're 19, same age as me. You have a long fucking time to find someone else.

You're right.. but... well I'm sure you know how it is.

I guess I need time to let the advice soak in... because right now she's all I want and I'd do anything for her.

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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 16:33:51 Reply

I came here to make a joke about the food only to find it's been done 3 times already

original people here on NG
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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 16:41:26 Reply

At 12/28/07 04:30 PM, DJ-Keen wrote:
At 12/28/07 04:20 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 12/28/07 04:17 PM, DJ-Keen wrote: Problem is... I gave my virginity to her... ha.. Pathetic I know... but I've never wanted anyone else...
You'll get over her. Your profile says you're 19, same age as me. You have a long fucking time to find someone else.
You're right.. but... well I'm sure you know how it is.

I guess I need time to let the advice soak in... because right now she's all I want and I'd do anything for her.

If you want you could tell her to choose you or him and if she chooses him than forget about her. Wipe her from your life and move on.


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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 19:28:41 Reply

At 12/28/07 04:41 PM, Joshiwa wrote:
If you want you could tell her to choose you or him and if she chooses him than forget about her. Wipe her from your life and move on.

I can't give her an ultimatum. That just wouldn't be fair. I know I'd lose anyway.

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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 19:31:40 Reply

That really sucks.
But some people on newgrounds BBS can help.
I know they can.
So you made a good choice posting it here.=]

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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 19:34:25 Reply

At 12/28/07 07:28 PM, DJ-Keen wrote:

I can't give her an ultimatum. That just wouldn't be fair. I know I'd lose anyway.

Bullshit, it's perfectly fair and anyway maybe asserting yourself for a change will be such a bold act that she decides to choose you, since you'd be now be full of suprises etc.

You can't just let women walk all over you for your whole life, just before sex.

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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 19:39:01 Reply

Play hard to get--
Why doesn't she want you?
Cause you're throwing yourself like a fool on her--

At least fake an attitude that you don't need her, but treat her good. And-- tantalize her with good things (not necessarily sex. Like a good job.)

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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 19:42:01 Reply

dude i kinda know what youre going through cuz i know people who have been through that. its not gona seem easy but obviously she just didnt like you. she doesnt know how good you probly were to her. and if she can leave for like a weekend with some friends and come back with someone new, shes pretty shallow. that would also make me think how so quickly? so maybe shed known about this guy for a while, and shes even stupider than i once though. however it seriously may have only been like a few day thing before she liked this guy. how much can you like someone in just a few days? well alot i found out myself, but its still shallow to do what she did in the manner she did it. just let her go and let her screw him over just like she did to you. or let him screw her over if hes like that. you gota look on the bright side and not the darker side. with luck, she will notice shes a dumb bitch and she needs you. or this new guy seems nice at first but it really an abusive alcoholic, and when you move on to someone who appreciates you, she will be getting beer bottles chucked at her and yelling from her trailer home at 2 in the morning while you are sitting comfy next the a dream girl in your nice house cuz your new chick isnt a cunt. i can give better advice if you really want it. but that seems pretty sufficient.

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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 19:42:03 Reply

i think you should forget about her if she's going to go away with someone that easily.


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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 19:46:37 Reply

At 12/28/07 04:03 PM, DJ-Keen wrote: Okay, so the love of my life and I have broken up.

I feel sorry for you...

We were to get married and all that jazz.. she was my fiance.

And she left?

Well anyway we break up but still date and fuck for 3 months.

Come again?

She tells me she's still in love with me but afraid of doing everything again.

Go for it!

She goes out of town for a week with friends and comes back with a new boyfriend.

Sorry, buddy...

She thinks she loves him already.

She could be wrong?

What is my best chance of getting rid of him and winning her back for myself?

Read on...

I've considered killing him, but I just don't know if I want to go to jail that long. I can't put a hit on him because that's costly.

Spend the money, get the girl...makes sense.

And because he's "New and exciting" I don't really have a way to impress her more than he can. She and I were together over a year.

Juggle. That's impressive, right?

Help?
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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 19:48:59 Reply

listen *saw this on George Lopez*

Follow him to where ever he goes and etc. If he goes to see her on any day put a Bra in his coat pocket when he isn't looking or if ur in a crowded place. when he goes to see her she will get pissed at him, he is outta there, shes yours agian


Wait! thats not what you think it is!

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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 19:49:17 Reply

I wanted a pickle but mate get over her she wants a new start dont you know what love means Jesus go out and find a new girl


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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 19:49:44 Reply

i say that you should have jumped on that opportunity while you had the chance


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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 19:50:04 Reply

Okay I've got a few options for you my good fellow:

1. Make a thread on Newgrounds asking 15yr old nreds for help

2. Call her, ask wtf she's doing "You loved me a week ago and now you love someone else? What the fuck sense does that make? You obviously don't know what love is!"

3. Get over her?


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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 19:54:02 Reply

show her how much bigger your cock is lol

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Response to I am in a pickle. 2007-12-28 19:57:42 Reply

At 12/28/07 07:54 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: show her how much bigger your cock is lol

Really mature


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