Sex toys are far less exciting.
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Sex toys have ruined my life.
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Get emotional. Remind her that a toy can't say "I love you" or give you a backrub.
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You know, I thought I would have the same problem with my girlfriend... She could climax with her vibrator a million times faster than with me... But the thing is, I know female anatomy, and I know how to please her in ways you cannot compare with a piece of plastic or rubber. You need to learn girl. Where exactly her g-spot is, and what kind of movements she likes... It all comes naturally, usually... Well, Im Greek, and Greeks are supposedly very good lovers... Which I have been told countless times...
SO JUST EXPLORE, AN ELECTRONIC DEVICE CANNOT COMPARE, AND IF A GIRL SAYS THAT TO YOU, THEN LEAVE HER AND FIND SOMEONE WHO APPRECIATES YOU.
At 12/28/07 01:13 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: We can fix you. We have the technology.
We can make him bigger, faster, stronger.
Just say to your self: Atleast it isn't able to pregnate her...
*9months later* Oh sh-It was loaded with sperm!!!
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At 12/28/07 01:07 PM, madknt wrote: My life is ruined.
Now take it easy. Sex Toys come in different shapes and sizes too :P
Fill a ziplock bag with lube or handcream, and put it in between your couch pilows.
Then fuck your couch.
But a man is much better, they can actually touch you and kiss you.
Release your inner crazy.
At 12/28/07 02:53 PM, cardboredknight wrote: You know, Greeks are supposedly very good lovers... Which I have been told countless times...
Wern't the Acient Greeks a bunch of guys who took it in the ass?
I don't know this sex toy sounds pretty good it might have you beat here, try asking her to get rid of it.
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At 12/28/07 01:07 PM, madknt wrote: Unless your penis is fucking huge, can rotate, spin and vibrate and is attached to a fucking big blue dolphin that is strategically placed to find the right spot then you have nothing!
How'd you guess?
At 12/28/07 01:34 PM, Hyter wrote: Fuck technology!
wasn't that the problem in the first place?
At 12/28/07 01:22 PM, madknt wrote:At 12/28/07 01:20 PM, W31RD0 wrote:
Just tell her she cant a real man
Your's is big but not as big as MINE!
It was a sad day for men when the dildo was invented... =( And now some girls like porn to! Is there no longer anything thats just ours?!
At 12/28/07 01:15 PM, BlueHippo wrote: I feel inferior knowing a pulsing shower head can do more than me :(
yeah, that's sad, isn't it?
Ah, well. I'm sure at least *some* women feel inferior knowing a HAND can sometimes do more than them.
I dunno...
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At 12/28/07 01:11 PM, madknt wrote: This isn't a laughing matter.
I used to be a confident, good looking guy.
I used to think that my penis could satisfy a woman.
That is all gone.
I need serious help.
HALP!
Tap some of those small vibrating dildos to your own penis and there you go problem solved.
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At 12/28/07 01:07 PM, madknt wrote:
Unless your penis is fucking huge, can rotate, spin and vibrate and is attached to a fucking big blue dolphin that is strategically placed to find the right spot then you have nothing!
How can we live knowing that we will never be able to match up to that.
My life is ruined.
I believe that most women prefer the real thing over a sex toy. Even if it happens to be the Bentley of sex toys.
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At 1/8/08 05:49 PM, Gergaloth wrote: One thing dildoes cant do....Buy dinner.
How do you know? They very well could when women want them to...
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Look at her and say I have one thing your big blue friend doesn't have money bitch.
At 1/8/08 06:06 PM, AlStOrthevilclown wrote: Look at her and say I have one thing your big blue friend doesn't have money bitch.
Wouldn't that then mean he would buy her stuff and she could still have her little blue buddy?
...or that their relationship is now ENTIRELY materialistic?
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At 1/8/08 06:04 PM, Sashuno wrote:At 1/8/08 05:49 PM, Gergaloth wrote: One thing dildoes cant do....Buy dinner.How do you know? They very well could when women want them to...
most woman prefer real penis anyways.
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