I can never look at girl the same way ever again.
I will struggle to look at a girl period.
If you are ever in the situation where a girl mentions that she doesn't need you because she has a "big blue friend" at home.
Do not think, hey, that sounds like a good time.. let's go!
Do not do that!
You may think that your penis is adequate, decent size not diseased or bent in a weird place.
YOU THINK WRONG.
Unless your penis is fucking huge, can rotate, spin and vibrate and is attached to a fucking big blue dolphin that is strategically placed to find the right spot then you have nothing!
How can we live knowing that we will never be able to match up to that.
My life is ruined.