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it'd have to be
a machette welded with a pike that has bloody remains of the left over enemies still on it and a blow torch on the tip also with a crossbow bolt conjoined onto it!
mines just pretty much a good one for imagination for more really for the torture!
A rubber ducky that shoots penises. And from the penises come more penises. Then after that, iPods come shooting out of the other penises instead of semen. LOL. Random
At 12/28/07 02:54 AM, JJAGoodfella wrote: A cannon that fires homing balloons that are filled with aids.
<3 originality +1!
Retards are, therefor I am.
A prototype whore weapon that when screwed fires bolts of explosive cum ! which eventually causes horrible mutilation of your genitalia.
The Spam grenade. When thrown, it creates a lame rant topic, which branches off into other annoying pardoy topics, which break off again into even worse topics involving Shoop Da Woop and Bedn, causing mass destruction all over the BBS.
Below is a diagram of how it causes devastation to the BBS.
That shoots knives...
It would hurt someone and cause others to run away.
Or just maybe a camera with a really powerful shot. Like, tank busting. You go into a war and noone will shoot you. Then you find a juicy target, like a tank, and fire.
nuclear radioactive claws and a fully automatic shotgun that fires plasma bolts. and a sniper rifle.
either those or a bottle rocket.
Static is watching you.
A M16a2 that fires...
rainbows in the dark...
lol at Dio
or a Rocket propelled vacuum cleaner... It cleans on the go.
maybe a gun that shoots jizz that is infected with super AIDS and the jizz has homing capabilities
At 12/28/07 05:26 AM, Josh wrote: I want a gun that shoots guns at planes made of guns.
Dont you mean a robot with guns for arms shooting guns at a plane made out of guns?
At 12/28/07 03:33 AM, McJesus wrote: Also, my choice would be this;double post
That seriously made me LOL. I'mma get meh one of dem!
A key, only its not a key, its a blade. I call it....the keysword.
All We Are, Is Bullets, I Mean It
Mine would be a chainsaw that has little poison spitters that have a chemical reaction that makes a little man appear who goes back in time and steals a dinosaur and then he loads it into a crossbow and the dinosaur flys up to heaven and plays uno with god and then it wins and god controls alll the animals and tells then to all alert the lucky charms leprechaun who grabs all his cereal friends who all go and bite off the enemies kneecaps and then chuck norris and bruce lee both come along and both get in a fight which creates a black (not a white) hole which kills the enemies but not you because you have your lucky underpants on. and nothing else.
Total Time Banned: 450 Hours. =/= 2 weeks 1 day 1 hour 30 mins.
At 12/28/07 02:36 AM, jitterman wrote:At 12/28/07 02:31 AM, JJAGoodfella wrote: Weapon Type - (Pistol/Rifle/Bazooka/Melee/etc.)sounds like a spud canon
Ammo Type - (Needles/Kitchen Knives/PSP Discs/etc.)
Here comes mine:
A long range rifle that fires sharp kitchen knives. OUCH.
At 8/26/10 04:54 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:
: Was I the only one expecting lawn mowers that cut grass with the power of Christ?
A shotgun that fires exploding monkeys whit uzis that shoots acid!!!
Epic win!! oh yeah!
Dont look at my post!