some secrets i'd love to confess!!

[newkidonng]

ok. since you guys are always high anyways i'd like to confess some stuff.

1. In tenth grade, I got a girl pregnant and fled to another town.

2. A year later the same happened.

3. In eighth grade i touched a girl's ass and blamed it on the guiy beside me.

4. I bought a mac instead of a pc.

You see, anyone can be naughty.

BTW, #4 is a lie lol, PC"S RULE!!

[DudeGoofyGuy]

How'd you get a girl pregnant? NG users don't have sex.

[maxsparkson]

#4 is obviously a lie cuz youre not cool enough for a mac

[newkidonng]

At 12/27/07 08:46 PM, DudeGoofyGuy wrote: How'd you get a girl pregnant? NG users don't have sex.

ha some don't. i do.

[catman03]

At 12/27/07 08:45 PM, newkidonng wrote: 1. In tenth grade, I got a girl pregnant and fled to another town.

4. I bought a mac instead of a pc.
BTW, #4 is a lie lol, PC"S RULE!!

Pheeeew, you almost got me pissed off there.

[ZJ]

At 12/27/07 08:46 PM, DudeGoofyGuy wrote: How'd you get a girl pregnant? NG users don't have sex.

Then explain Wade's offspring...

[EvilerBowser1001]

No you didn't.
You did none of those things.
Big fat liar.

[ZeroGravity]

Shut up about PCs and Mac. Dont tell people which is better just KEEP YOUR OPINION TO YOURSELF AND BUY WHAT YOU LIKE BETTER.

</truth>

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[Doom-Fan]

A bit off topic, I can practically walk to where you live. DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

[DudeGoofyGuy]

At 12/27/07 08:48 PM, puddinN64 wrote:

At 12/27/07 08:46 PM, DudeGoofyGuy wrote: How'd you get a girl pregnant? NG users don't have sex.

Then explain Wade's offspring...

Biological experimentation.

[newkidonng]

well, while you still fdind this interestings..

i also...

ate 12 big macs and puked on my cat.... lol
lit my gamecube controller on fire for not working
lit my cat on fire for breaking my gamecube controllers with puke fire and...

(will be continued in later posts for a short time)
Please enjoy this post while it lasts

[LordZeebmork]

Well, they aren't really secrets if you'd 'love to confess' them.

[newkidonng]

At 12/27/07 09:09 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: Well, they aren't really secrets if you'd 'love to confess' them.

no they WERE secrets but i wanted to get it off my chest before i went out on my dating again. been single for months now man.

[simon]

At 12/27/07 09:12 PM, newkidonng wrote:

At 12/27/07 09:09 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: Well, they aren't really secrets if you'd 'love to confess' them.

no they WERE secrets but i wanted to get it off my chest before i went out on my dating again. been single for months now man.

oh you player you. :3

[Unclemonty23]

At 12/27/07 08:45 PM, newkidonng wrote: 4. I bought a mac instead of a pc.

You see, anyone can be naughty.

BTW, #4 is a lie lol, PC"S RULE!!

Some things can't be unsaid...

[klopatng]

This OP could just be the saddest user I've ever seen. I'm serious here.

[DudeGoofyGuy]

Your confessions turn me on.

[newkidonng]

to continue...

I have commited some of the seven deadly sins.
1. LUST, i have stared at chicks for hours and hours at bars everywhere.
2.GLUTTONY, multiple fast food fun days, ugh gotta lose some fuckin weight
3. SLOTH, I slept 18 hours because of WoW. (damn fun online community games)

as well as adultery um, twice, ugh fuck, thrice
1. as a college boy, i had a threesome while going out with this girl in chem class. (two chicks and me, don't ask)
2. I met a girl online, dated her while getting one night stands on two occasions.

[SkySausage]

you're sick. isn't it illegal to have sex with a girl under 16?

[newkidonng]

At 12/27/07 09:20 PM, SkySausage wrote: you're sick. isn't it illegal to have sex with a girl under 16?

technically yes unless both are commited towards it.

[King]

I gave a random dude a BJ in an airport bathroom, once.

[Gateau]

At 12/27/07 08:45 PM, newkidonng wrote: BTW, #4 isn't a lie lol, MACS RULE!!!

Fixed it for you

[TimeCrush]

At 12/27/07 09:17 PM, newkidonng wrote: to continue...


2. I met a girl online, dated her while getting one night stands on two occasions.

One night stands, twice. <.<

[amanda]

Does oral sex count as a way of losing virginity? Or is it just the real penetration sex?

[TOEZ]

At 12/27/07 09:20 PM, SkySausage wrote: you're sick. isn't it illegal to have sex with a girl under 16?

Not if you live in Canada. You just have to wear condoms.

But even without them, that would be fine...

[King]

At 12/27/07 09:25 PM, nazmdeh wrote:

At 12/27/07 09:22 PM, King wrote: I gave a random dude a BJ in an airport bathroom, once.

Yeh and you never called me the next morning....you heartless bastard.

It was the bush.

[LordZeebmork]

Okay, I confess. I have never had a girlfriend for more than 20 minutes.

I also confess that I really don't care.

[newkidonng]

At 12/27/07 09:23 PM, TimeCrush wrote:

At 12/27/07 09:17 PM, newkidonng wrote: to continue...


2. I met a girl online, dated her while getting one night stands on two occasions.

One night stands, twice. <.<

it is sooo fucking hard to pleasure yourself with a 4 month relationship with NO sex and she was fuckin smokin. huge knockers but i just couldn't keep my pants on. i'm a failure

[LordZeebmork]

At 12/27/07 09:38 PM, newkidonng wrote: it is sooo fucking hard to pleasure yourself with a 4 month relationship with NO sex and she was fuckin smokin. huge knockers but i just couldn't keep my pants on. i'm a failure

Masturbation. Ever heard of it?

[newkidonng]

At 12/27/07 09:39 PM, LordZeebmork wrote:

At 12/27/07 09:38 PM, newkidonng wrote: it is sooo fucking hard to pleasure yourself with a 4 month relationship with NO sex and she was fuckin smokin. huge knockers but i just couldn't keep my pants on. i'm a failure

Masturbation. Ever heard of it?

yes but i don't like it because i have to clean up after, so i use a hooker as my garbage bag. oops. i should have masturbated in a condom.