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spontaneous human combustion?! 2007-12-27 07:27:03 Reply

Lets say you went to the doctor. He told you that you only have a week until your body exsplodes from SHC. You have the ability to blow yourself up in any spot in the world, at anytime.

Where and when would you allow yourself be blow up!?

My answer: I would do it right after sex. Think about it. Not only would i have sex. But i would make the girl think that shes so good, she can make men exsplode. (no pun intended)

Its a win/win situation.

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Response to spontaneous human combustion?! 2007-12-27 07:28:35 Reply

Gordon Brown's bedroom.

(example)

"Hello Mr. Prime Minister!"

*boom*


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Response to spontaneous human combustion?! 2007-12-27 07:28:38 Reply

At 12/27/07 07:27 AM, spiritual101 wrote: Lets say you went to the doctor. He told you that you only have a week until your body exsplodes from SHC. You have the ability to blow yourself up in any spot in the world, at anytime.

Where and when would you allow yourself be blow up!?

My answer: I would do it right after sex. Think about it. Not only would i have sex. But i would make the girl think that shes so good, she can make men exsplode. (no pun intended)

Its a win/win situation.

haha, random topic, but that would be pretty funny, if I knew the exact time I;d do it I'd jump of a building and shout flame on, then land in a crowd of people, oo there faces would be a picture, shame I wouldn't see.

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Response to spontaneous human combustion?! 2007-12-27 07:29:15 Reply

I'd do it at a Radiohead concert so the audience thinks that the devil powers the music they make.

It's always interested me why people get spontaneous human combustion. There is no answer to it. Scientists have not a bloody clue. What a shame, eh?


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Response to spontaneous human combustion?! 2007-12-27 07:31:51 Reply

I would imagine in a cell where they were detaining me until I explode.
But if I had a choice, probably a field. I don't really like the idea of killing people, so instead I can wipe out wildlife and cows.


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Response to spontaneous human combustion?! 2007-12-27 07:32:13 Reply

I'd do it in some country having winter so the fire doesn't go to waste

heh heh


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Response to spontaneous human combustion?! 2007-12-27 07:37:14 Reply

Second answer: I would do it in one of my classes. I would jump up when everyone was quiet, and yell, "I CAN"T TAKE THIS CLASS ANYMOOOOORRRREEE!!!"

And blow up.

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Response to spontaneous human combustion?! 2007-12-27 07:37:59 Reply

It wouldn't matter, SHC is just bursting into flames, not exploding. So it'll more be like walking down the street and suddenly catching fire.


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Response to spontaneous human combustion?! 2007-12-27 08:11:26 Reply

SHC is entirely randomn and unpredictable as far as i know.

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Response to spontaneous human combustion?! 2007-12-27 08:16:13 Reply

At 12/27/07 08:11 AM, HeavyMetalHarry wrote: SHC is entirely randomn and unpredictable as far as i know.

What is WRONG WITH YOU?

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Response to spontaneous human combustion?! 2007-12-27 09:19:20 Reply

ok guys they just dont explode and u can explode from ur inner =_=


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