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At 12/26/07 11:01 PM, EKublai wrote:

But srsly, what do I do to make sure she's still my friend after this?

You don't. You can't. It's over. Go live under a rock.

At 12/27/07 12:09 AM, Jeffaro wrote: Get a cock ring and let her rip it off.

see this is the only guy that seems to get what's going on around here. You guys suck, I would totally forgive someone if they accidently pulled my prince albert out... wait. scratch that. fuck.

You should buy her a present.

I once ripped of my best friend's ear with my penis.

Seriously though, give up.

But srsly, what do I do to make sure she's still my friend after this?

wait til it heals, and do it again

DO NOTR ASK FOR PICS OF NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WILL MAKE HER ANGER AGAINST YOU THIS MUCH LONGER!

whoops forgot pic

i would drop to my knees if i were you and pray to god that she wont be on her PMS when she gets out

At 12/26/07 11:11 PM, IammeoramI wrote: Holy tater shits! You must be lying! If not I suggest surgery, bones from your nose.

Um noses are made of cartilage.

At 12/26/07 11:01 PM, EKublai wrote: So she yanks her head back in surprise, with me still clinging on to the ring, the effect of the snap in her nostril. It didn't come completely off, and by that time I had let go with a chorus of "holy shits."

All I can say is...

OUCH!

Wow good job. Your friend will probably realise how stupid you are and forgive you. Just to make sure she takes you back as a friend, when she gets out go up to her and say "got your nose... well.. some of it" oh how you'll both laugh together.

At 12/26/07 11:05 PM, adam2510 wrote: buy her flowers

Yea, go with the flowers, the're your best bet.

It will take awhile. But i doute your friendship is completely destroyed.

It was an accident. Hopefully, she will understand.

she's probually mad, so i'd suggest giving her time to cool off befor you talk to her.

At 12/26/07 11:01 PM, EKublai wrote: I was the scariest moment of my life, I swear. She's in the hospital right now and so I'm trying to figure how to get through this without totally ruining our friendship. Any (and I mean any) suggestions are welcome cuz, well... you just don't see this happen everyday.

True very, very true. I would just apoligize and let her know how sorry I am. If she accepts the apoligy then that is good.

So my friend has this fairly large nose-ring (not a goth, in fact she doesn't even have pierced lobes), she got it over the summer cuz her boyfriend likes 'em. Unfortunately, she caught him cheatin' and so she dumped him. And well, against my better judgement, I've been teasing her relentlessly the past few months about the nose-ring that she got for her cheating boyfriend. That sounds really prickish, but she didn't mind and even laughed along sometimes. I would sometimes come up to her and just pretend to try to grab it, and sometimes actually would if she knew it was coming.

Well..o.k. it sounds like an innocent teasing thing.

Well, me being the dumbass I am, decided to add an element of surprise today to my usual teasing. So she was over at my house, and I excused myself to the bathroom, and when I came back I sneaked behind her chair, got up close, reached and... GRaBBED iT!

Bad idea...

So she yanks her head back in surprise,banging her head against the back of the seat, with me still clinging on to the ring, the effect of the snap ripped a decent sized (you could probably form it into a circle with a dime diameter) in her nostril. Since nose tissue is pretty tough and stretchy, it didn't come completely off, and by that time I had let go with a chorus of "holy shits."

Well then her nose isn't completely off.

So she starts screamin' bloody murder, and then I do a possibly even dumber thing. I START APOLOGIZING on the spot. I just keep saying, "I'm sorry, i'm sorry, i'm sorry," Til she screams, "Call a fuckin' ambulance!" So I did. They came in about ten minutes.

LOL she got down to business.

So how big is this? I was is too much of a panic to take pics with my cellcam, but when she gets back, is still my friend, and is somehow still in the christmas spirit, I'll make sure the first thing I ask is if I can take pics of the hole and post them on NG.

You are a serious douche. "I'm sorry I'm sorry!! Hey ca I post pics of your ripped nose on Newgrounds?" she will think you are such a douche if you do that.

But srsly, what do I do to make sure she's still my friend after this?

You can't do anything but say you're sorry, sit her down and talk to her about how much your friendship with her means, and give her a hug or a kiss. Other than those three you really can't do much.

Honestly, if you two are real good friends I think she'll forgive you.

your friend's micheal jackson? what?

get loads of presents and a get well soon card.