I was the scariest moment of my life, I swear. She's in the hospital right now and so I'm trying to figure how to get through this without totally ruining our friendship. Any (and I mean any) suggestions are welcome cuz, well... you just don't see this happen everyday.
So my friend has this fairly large nose-ring (not a goth, in fact she doesn't even have pierced lobes), she got it over the summer cuz her boyfriend likes 'em. Unfortunately, she caught him cheatin' and so she dumped him. And well, against my better judgement, I've been teasing her relentlessly the past few months about the nose-ring that she got for her cheating boyfriend. That sounds really prickish, but she didn't mind and even laughed along sometimes. I would sometimes come up to her and just pretend to try to grab it, and sometimes actually would if she knew it was coming.
Well, me being the dumbass I am, decided to add an element of surprise today to my usual teasing. So she was over at my house, and I excused myself to the bathroom, and when I came back I sneaked behind her chair, got up close, reached and... GRaBBED iT!
Bad idea...
So she yanks her head back in surprise,banging her head against the back of the seat, with me still clinging on to the ring, the effect of the snap ripped a decent sized (you could probably form it into a circle with a dime diameter) in her nostril. Since nose tissue is pretty tough and stretchy, it didn't come completely off, and by that time I had let go with a chorus of "holy shits."
So she starts screamin' bloody murder, and then I do a possibly even dumber thing. I START APOLOGIZING on the spot. I just keep saying, "I'm sorry, i'm sorry, i'm sorry," Til she screams, "Call a fuckin' ambulance!" So I did. They came in about ten minutes.
So how big is this? I was is too much of a panic to take pics with my cellcam, but when she gets back, is still my friend, and is somehow still in the christmas spirit, I'll make sure the first thing I ask is if I can take pics of the hole and post them on NG.
But srsly, what do I do to make sure she's still my friend after this?
so not happening.
Good story though...
these threads arent allowed
It sounds like you're going to have a hard time repairing your relationship. I'd just give it up.
Wow, i thinked you've fucked that up didn't you, dipshit?
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am i the only one that thought this was a Michael Jackson thread?
Say I'm sorry 40 more times.
It always works for me.
Really.
"Well.. I uh.. I didn't mean to rip off part of your nose. It just.. It just kinda happened."
You don't apologize for shit like that everyday.
ok
You just hurt the feelings of my nose.
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At 12/she gets back, is still my friend, and is somehow still in the christmas spirit, I'll make sure the first thing I ask is if I can take pics of the hole and post them on NG.
But srsly, what do I do to make sure she's still my friend after this?
Nose grower...cant get any? ythen yeh its over.
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Seriously, the last thing you want to do now is ask to take pictures of it so you can post it on newgrounds.
That'll ruin your relationship for sure.
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At 12/26/07 11:07 PM, TsukaharaAntariticus wrote: Seriously, the last thing you want to do now is ask to take pictures of it so you can post it on newgrounds.
That'll ruin your relationship for sure.
yea, I figured as much, but maybe some day in the near future.
Holy tater shits! You must be lying! If not I suggest surgery, bones from your nose.
Grey power.
its almost like a michael jackson incident except with a human!
but srsly, i'd do whatever it takes (as long as it doesnt hurt you, your family, or your frineds in any way) to make it up to her, but one tip, try to ominously keep money out of it :)
Do the same thing to yourself.
I don't care how you do it, just be sure to tell her that you did it voluntary to repay her for ripping part of her nose tissue.
Then again, get her something she will like.
At 12/26/07 11:12 PM, Ceti wrote: That wouldn't happen.
I guess it's a case of wouldn't, couldn't, shouldn't, did.
At 12/26/07 11:03 PM, Shylian wrote: am i the only one that thought this was a Michael Jackson thread?
Yeah, I was going to post a MJ joke, but I am uncreative, and could not think of one.
Good luck with that friendship think, you fucking blew it.
Oh man.
You will probably remain friends if you guys have a good relationship. Although be extra nice and kind to her no matter how mean she may be to you. Trust me in 20 years you will have a hell of a laugh about this.
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yeh no chance that she is speaking to you again.
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Iunno.Pay for her surgery,Buy her anything she wants,all I know is if I did that I would Call myself a Dumbass since the day I die.All I know is you screwed my friend.
At 12/26/07 11:36 PM, mastergurosp wrote: You will probably remain friends if you guys have a good relationship. Although be extra nice and kind to her no matter how mean she may be to you. Trust me in 20 years you will have a hell of a laugh about this.
well, thanks anyway, but seeing as your fifteen, I don't know if I can trust you on the whole 20 year thing.
Not a fucking shot at repairing that relationship.
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Solution : get your nose pierced (bull style), visit her in the hospital, infront of all her family, say "now we're even, then RIP out the ring and chuck ring at here, pass out.
Once you wake up from your coma, she
a: laughs then forgives you (YAAAAAAAAAAY)
b: laughs, takes pics (hi def camera), n' posts it on Newground, then punchs you.(<<<Bad one!!)
b
Umm... wow. That's some pretty bad stuff.
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