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You guys seen the thread of the fat guy drinking? Made my day.

At 12/26/07 01:00 PM, swordkill wrote: This prick COULD be 17, and just creating an annoying thread to which alot of people would reply, just to annoy them. OR he could really be 11, and used that as a fake age so he could get into newgrounds. But if that were true, then this little bugger needs to be taken care of SO MUCH BETTER!!!

It's a 50-50 chance. He may be 17 but is just an attention whore on the BBS by saying he's 11. Plus he has some decent audio and a flash submission. Let's go in the middle and say he's 14.. :)

Many things wrong about your statement.

1. Grammar is horrible. It Gets Annoying When You Capitalize Every First Letter In Every Word.

2. 11? That's way to young to be browsing the internet, let alone join the BBS. Newgrounds has alot of subject matter that you won't understand. It's just for your own protection.

3. Bragging is not cool, especially when you do a dumbass thing like smoke a cigarette. Your aunt is mentally retarded

i like how the topic starter has cleared off! weed is alot more fun to smoke anyway, hungry happy sleepy, thats the side effects!

my time is running out fast!

Seconds left to live...
2,587,200,685

At 12/26/07 01:08 PM, SockMyDink wrote: 1. Grammar is horrible. It Gets Annoying When You Capitalize Every First Letter In Every Word.

Yeah, that gets really annoying..

2. 11? That's way to young to be browsing the internet, let alone join the BBS. Newgrounds has alot of subject matter that you won't understand. It's just for your own protection.

Damn.. I'm 13 and even i can't understand some of the shit that goes on here.

3. Bragging is not cool, especially when you do a dumbass thing like smoke a cigarette. Your aunt is mentally retarded

Every word you say there is true. It isn't even cool to smoke but to an Eleven year old, it proberbly is..

i remember my first smoke was about nine some older mate of a mate gave me one worst thing i ever did its took me just over 2 years to properly quit

Every time you smoke,it takes away one minute from your life.

Fact

At 12/26/07 01:08 PM, SockMyDink wrote: Many things wrong about your statement.

This guy is definetly NOT 17, or 11. He's probably just trying to get attention. So, i'd say he's about... 13 or 12. Or just a really immature 14 year old.

1. Grammar is horrible. It Gets Annoying When You Capitalize Every First Letter In Every Word.

Oh MY GOD. I hate it when people do that.

2. 11? That's way to young to be browsing the internet, let alone join the BBS. Newgrounds has alot of subject matter that you won't understand. It's just for your own protection.

That's right. Go on runescape or lego.com, come here when you're 13. The internet is NOT what you ink it is, It's a pervert. The internet is a magical place, but it's full of porn, sickos, and pedophiles. Also, there are innocent people, but just get off. Please. It actually is for your own good.

3. Bragging is not cool, especially when you do a dumbass thing like smoke a cigarette. Your aunt is mentally retarded

True dat. It's preety annoying and stupid, then everybody hates you. It's a lose-lose.

seriousy whats the point of smoking a cigarette? your breath smells awful, you get tar in your lungs, your teeth and hands go yellow... and then there's weed, it makes you go really happy, and hungry, how can that be a bad thing apart from having to pay more for food?

im gonna go, i feel like a weed salesman :s

At 12/26/07 01:14 PM, Splurda wrote: seriousy whats the point of smoking a cigarette? your breath smells awful, you get tar in your lungs, your teeth and hands go yellow... and then there's weed, it makes you go really happy, and hungry, how can that be a bad thing apart from having to pay more for food?

im gonna go, i feel like a weed salesman :s

Weed makes me feel sloggish.

Stop Using Fucking Caps You Fucking 11 Year Old. Shoot Your Shift Key Now You Little Cunt.

Troll.
So obvious. Can't believe you all fell for it.

im thinking of sawing my arms off just because of the imense stupidity of this thread

Your aunts a whore, you're a pussy, and your accounts going to be deleted.

Yay! Now you're gonna die early! Have fun with lung cancer!

At 12/26/07 05:58 PM, HeavyMetalHarry wrote: Your aunts a whore, you're a pussy, and your accounts going to be deleted.

Ditto^^

At 12/26/07 12:14 PM, Elios wrote: Since you're 11, i'll edit my reply when i'm done.

What the _ _ _ _ are you thinking? Underage smoking is not only (highly) illegal, but it's the leading cause of nagging, preaching posts like this one! Do you have ANY _ _ _ _ ing idea the damage you have already done to your _ _ _ _ ing body? Sure, everyone says, "I only smoked ONCE"
Well, that's what my aunt Barbara always said. for 40 years of smoking.
And now she has lung cancer, and a year to live.
I'll admit, i use to smoke (not cigarette, marijuanna.) And i rarely enjoyed it.
So, a few words of advice, just quit while you're still young and cancer free.

Y3h t4lk sum sense into dat boy lol.
No really I mean it.
but 40 years of smoking and only smokin once...
Wth is dat!?Was she joking or was she actually serious about "ive only smoked once".
Cuz thats just crazy...

I don't think people smoke because they think its cool.
I think they just smoke because they feel like it or wan't to take out some troubles with a strong addiction.
But to a 11 year old,He probably thought it was making him cool.
But I don't know what was wrong with his aunt to let him smoke.
His aunt must probably have a lot of stress of problems(possibly mental too not joking) to let him smoke like that.
Or he could just of been joking about the whole thing when he supposebly started smoking and felt good about doing that.

At 12/26/07 01:27 PM, Paradox wrote: Stop Using Fucking Caps You Fucking 11 Year Old. Shoot Your Shift Key Now You Little Cunt.

He could still keep using caps lock on yhe first letter and uncapping it for the next ones.
Yeah shoot those too!

Well, aren't you special? Now go do something other than waste time killing yourself with cigarettes and our brain cells with your stupidity.

oh gee, im 11 years old, i have some cigarrets and a brain dead aunt, im going to smoke, then ill be cool!
and if anyone catches me (or if i go on the internet to brag about it) ill just blame my aunt who didnt know jack-shit. Haha, but im SOOOO cool for being 11 and smoking....

SHUT THE F*CK UP!!! no one cares that you are killing yourself with cancersticks! really, get your account deleted, your too young to have a newgrounds account!

Let me summaraize the last few posts:

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

The picture says it all

At 12/26/07 06:31 PM, LordSkeletor wrote: The picture says it all

lol.And for the other quote I rlly do think he should do it.Smoking could kill him if he oversmokes.(even though that's not a word,If the word wasn't right that has nothing to do with it.)
But overall I think he was just lying...

At 12/26/07 01:05 PM, ihatetoasters wrote: You guys seen the thread of the fat guy drinking? Made my day.

HARDCORE

Don't smoke it's bad for you! Your just like that guy from yesterday who wanted to get himself drunk. Do your body a favor and don't smoke ever again!

You're eleven? That's just fucking pushing it to a whole new level.

At 12/26/07 12:25 PM, firemario1 wrote:

At 12/26/07 12:09 PM, UberButters wrote:
I Had To Light It In The Toaster Since She Couldn't Find Her Lighter.

Cool! Now, take your newfound skills and put a fork into the toaster.

I lol'd to this! XD

i wouldn't smoke again if i were u

At 12/26/07 12:14 PM, Elios wrote: Since you're 11, i'll edit my reply when i'm done.

What the _ _ _ _ are you thinking? Underage smoking is not only (highly) illegal

its not illegal to smoke underage douche bag, just to buy them for minors