Offensive shirt for Christmas

[Elios]

Ok, so this Christmas was...decent. Money was short, My aunt has cancer, everything has been a wreck. But what happened tonight, was the last straw...
I don't like to rank. Probably because i don't like to talk either. I was at my mom's friends house (we call her Mama Sue), we had a lovely dinner, and did the gift exchange.
Everything was going good, i got $100.00, and a digital camera that i'm using right now.
But then i got, this. (see below)
Now, i've always been the nice guy; I don't take anything too seriously, and i'm alway kind and considerate. When Mama Sue gave me this, i considered this the biggest insult i've even been givin. Not that i'm mad at her...too much, i'm just mad at this shirt.
What jerk-off would wear this in public? Unless he wanted a horde of screaming banshees chasing him with razor sharp nails and Gucchi hand-bags.
It might look like a joke to some, like "haha, fuck her and leave her" haha, funny.
I see this as a smack in the face to society. How does somthing like this get passed inspection? What is wrong with this world...?

All in all, i hate this shirt.

[SCTE3]

actually i would buy that shirt!
it may be offensive but you dont have to where it anywhere.

[g0t]

Wow, you fucking get an amazing shirt and you whine. Send it to me by mail then.

[The-Omnipresence]

Well if you dont want to be seen in public with it you can just flip it inside out.

[Warrickneff]

The only reason I would be mad would be related to what kind of person she's insinuating me to be.

I know people that would love that shirt. Who should die.

[DepressedStone]

Maybe it's a hint. Could it be that your mom's friend wants you?

Dunno. Cast it away, I guess.

[Elios]

At 12/26/07 12:52 AM, g0t wrote: Wow, you fucking get an amazing shirt and you whine. Send it to me by mail then.

Send me $14.75 and it's all yours buddy.

[g0t]

At 12/26/07 12:55 AM, Elios wrote:

At 12/26/07 12:52 AM, g0t wrote: Wow, you fucking get an amazing shirt and you whine. Send it to me by mail then.

Send me $14.75 and it's all yours buddy.

I'll pay for shipping and handling. Since you got it for free I'm guessing.

[RommelTJ]

Hey Elios, I'll take it from you. I'd wear that everyday. I'll pay shipping.

[Elios]

At 12/26/07 12:55 AM, g0t wrote:

At 12/26/07 12:55 AM, Elios wrote:

At 12/26/07 12:52 AM, g0t wrote: Wow, you fucking get an amazing shirt and you whine. Send it to me by mail then.

Send me $14.75 and it's all yours buddy.

I'll pay for shipping and handling. Since you got it for free I'm guessing.

On second thought...i have the recipt, i'll exchange it at Spencers...

You can buy this stupid shirt at Spencers...

[g0t]

At 12/26/07 12:58 AM, Elios wrote: On second thought...i have the recipt, i'll exchange it at Spencers...

You can buy this stupid shirt at Spencers...

Totally unfair. :(

[NISMOelite]

I already asked you to send it to me in another thread where you were whining about your horrible christmas. Seriously, it's a gag shirt, not to be taken, uh... seriously. Actions speak louder than shirts.

[Elios]

At 12/26/07 12:59 AM, g0t wrote:

At 12/26/07 12:58 AM, Elios wrote: On second thought...i have the recipt, i'll exchange it at Spencers...

You can buy this stupid shirt at Spencers...

Totally unfair. :(

The faster i get rid of this thing, the happier i'll be.

But don't worry, my 22nd birthday is right around the corner. If i get some tube socks (Or somthing stupid/offensive again...i'll give you a call.)

[g0t]

At 12/26/07 01:00 AM, Elios wrote: The faster i get rid of this thing, the happier i'll be.

But don't worry, my 22nd birthday is right around the corner. If i get some tube socks (Or somthing stupid/offensive again...i'll give you a call.)

Sweet..Tube socks. I'm so waiting for that.

When's your birthday?

[PowerRangerYELLOW]

Pussy

[SadisticMonkey]

How could you be complaining?
You really are un-lulzy then aren't you.

[Elios]

At 12/26/07 01:01 AM, g0t wrote:

At 12/26/07 01:00 AM, Elios wrote: The faster i get rid of this thing, the happier i'll be.

But don't worry, my 22nd birthday is right around the corner. If i get some tube socks (Or somthing stupid/offensive again...i'll give you a call.)

Sweet..Tube socks. I'm so waiting for that.

When's your birthday?

April 25th, But since i'm moving to Boston, MA, in two months, we'll probably celebrate it somtime early February.

At 12/26/07 01:05 AM, PowerRangerYELLOW wrote: Pussy

I'd rather have pussy come to me, and not slashing my face and screaming "Racist prick!"

At 12/26/07 01:05 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote: How could you be complaining?
You really are un-lulzy then aren't you.

Like i said, i try to be the quiet, nice guy. And i can take a joke, and even tell a few jokes (Amazing...i know) Wearing somthing like this...to me it screams "I have no regard for the opinion or ideas of women! Pass me a beer there, Chuck!"

Also, i don't drink.

[RommelTJ]

Sweet. My birthday is April 26. Guess I get the tube socks biatches!

[He-Who-Never-Was]

At 12/26/07 01:21 AM, Elios wrote: I'd rather have pussy come to me, and not slashing my face and screaming "Racist prick!"

Too bad women aren't a race.

[homor]

i got a dvd of monty python for christmas.

suck it hard.

[hammerhead84]

That is the greatest shirt I have ever seen. I would wear it and endure thousands of ugly stares from women just to have that shirt.

Lucky.

[Sistine1408]

who wears those shirts in public? theres billions just like it with equally, if not more so, sexually oriented material, and you never see anyone wearing them in public for exactly the reasons you so stated.

[Elios]

At 12/26/07 01:27 AM, Sistine1408 wrote: who wears those shirts in public? theres billions just like it with equally, if not more so, sexually oriented material, and you never see anyone wearing them in public for exactly the reasons you so stated.

Finally! Someone understands.

Thanks.

[enonymous420]

why is everybody on here complaining about their presents?
that shirt is hot, id wear it

i got i nice black shirt wit a fat marijuana leaf on it, and i love it. it rocks

[YoinK]

goddamn kid!
if you're not going to wear that shirt... I sure would just to see how people would react.. and i'd use your camera to video record people's reaction. hehe :)
so overall... don't get mad... GET GLAD!

[RommelTJ]

I wear worse T-shirts. I shop at http://www.tshirthell.com

[Elios]

Let's play a game.

[Ifritsparda]

At 12/26/07 12:50 AM, Elios wrote: Ok, so this Christmas was...decent. Money was short, My aunt has cancer, everything has been a wreck. But what happened tonight, was the last straw...
I don't like to rank. Probably because i don't like to talk either. I was at my mom's friends house (we call her Mama Sue), we had a lovely dinner, and did the gift exchange.
Everything was going good, i got $100.00, and a digital camera that i'm using right now.
But then i got, this. (see below)
Now, i've always been the nice guy; I don't take anything too seriously, and i'm alway kind and considerate. When Mama Sue gave me this, i considered this the biggest insult i've even been givin. Not that i'm mad at her...too much, i'm just mad at this shirt.
What jerk-off would wear this in public? Unless he wanted a horde of screaming banshees chasing him with razor sharp nails and Gucchi hand-bags.
It might look like a joke to some, like "haha, fuck her and leave her" haha, funny.
I see this as a smack in the face to society. How does somthing like this get passed inspection? What is wrong with this world...?

All in all, i hate this shirt.

I don't know about you (well, we do, since you did write about it) but I'd wear that shirt. I think it's very funny. Probably because I have a lewd sense of humor, and because my hatred of humanity is so great, that I don't care what other's think of me nor my actions. Happy Holidays!

[PowerRangerYELLOW]

At 12/26/07 01:45 AM, Elios wrote: Let's play a game.

You little cum stain. at least you got an x mas gift.

[enonymous420]

At 12/26/07 01:45 AM, Elios wrote: Let's play a game.

R u on crack?!