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At 12/26/07 02:05 PM, NeillS wrote: Everyone make ready your lines!

Its time to show these Brits what we're made of.

Greece and associated lard, right?

At 3/20/08 05:36 PM, Archkronos wrote:

At 12/26/07 02:05 PM, NeillS wrote: Everyone make ready your lines!

Its time to show these Brits what we're made of.

Greece and associated lard, right?

Still better than shit for teeth and comedy jokes that suck. I mean British jokes are really bad, they like tell a story, then they assume it's funny, an example would be good, but I can't find one.

At 3/20/08 06:12 PM, Dew wrote:

At 3/20/08 05:36 PM, Archkronos wrote:

At 12/26/07 02:05 PM, NeillS wrote: Everyone make ready your lines!

Its time to show these Brits what we're made of.

Greece and associated lard, right?

Still better than shit for teeth and comedy jokes that suck. I mean British jokes are really bad, they like tell a story, then they assume it's funny, an example would be good, but I can't find one.

When you say 'shit for teeth', do you actually mean 'not obsessed with bleeching our teeth with piss', then yes, I suppose you are right.

Kill Dew? (That'd be you)

At 3/20/08 06:58 PM, Slayer3751 wrote: Kill Dew? (That'd be you)

I oppose this idea.

When you say 'shit for teeth', do you actually mean 'not obsessed with bleeching our teeth with piss', then yes, I suppose you are right.

It's called toothpaste, you know. ; )

Atleast we British can take a joke!
Right...?

At 3/20/08 06:12 PM, Dew wrote: Still better than shit for teeth and comedy jokes that suck. I mean British jokes are really bad, they like tell a story, then they assume it's funny, an example would be good, but I can't find one.

You're Canadian, you have no say in this.

At 12/25/07 11:54 PM, Dew wrote: Very soon we will be flooded by unfunny humor and horrible teeth. What shall we do?

Our humour (notice the spelling) is not unfunny. You don't understand it. all the English users will back me up on this. The differance between our teeth and yours are that we don't spend $1000+ (or £2000+) on making our teeth straight white and artificial.

anything else?

We also get free dental and health care... Happy dental shopping you yanky bastards!

I feel immature for lowering myself to this argument but hey, it's newgrounds. Comedy wise, you want to compare? The United Kingdom have raised THE modern worlds best comedians, you may have had a few but at the moment your momma jokes are getting old boys. It's all good though, your idiotic comedian shows are killing thereselves along with your spasticated jokes. I quote Metal Gear Solid here, the perfect quote to give you Americans "Laugh and grow fat!".

You're Canadian, you have no say in this.

Oh, hardly. Just 'cause I live in Canada, does not mean I am actually Canadian.

Our humour (notice the spelling) is not unfunny. You don't understand it. all the English users will back me up on this. The differance between our teeth and yours are that we don't spend $1000+ (or £2000+) on making our teeth straight white and artificial.

Actually I have not seen a dentist in years... And my teeth are fine, I think. But some British teeth, ugh. Comedy is meant to be funny and entertain, and not intertwine us with smart jokes that "Are" funny. Which they obviously aren't. Jokes are short, easy to understand and make a point, british jokes fail in all aspects of this.

Bottom line: Everyone > British.

Yeh, I went there.

I live on a island full of them. . .

At 3/24/08 04:38 PM, doberman7 wrote: I live on a island full of them. . .

Britain?

At 3/24/08 04:41 PM, EnglishPanda wrote: Britain?

Yes.

Although they are rather nice.

we shall drink all of their tee!

At 3/24/08 04:41 PM, SugarQmuffin69 wrote: we shall drink all of their tee!

We will drink all of your coffee...

At 3/24/08 04:42 PM, aaron-brace wrote: yea remeber who found your country Fuck-o's

British might have founded country, but how many of those guys are here today, hmmmmmmm?

At 3/24/08 04:53 PM, Dew wrote:

At 3/24/08 04:42 PM, aaron-brace wrote: yea remeber who found your country Fuck-o's

British might have founded country, but how many of those guys are here today, hmmmmmmm?

You are taking the piss out your ancestors... Lol.

Get the tanks. There silly cannons won't stand a chance.

At 12/25/07 11:57 PM, 95wave wrote:

At 12/25/07 11:55 PM, 2good2b4goten wrote: British humor is intelligent humor. So I can see how you won't like it.

America is better than Britain. America won not one but two wars against Britain so I think they are possers.

If we suck so much, stop speaking our language.

At 3/24/08 05:14 PM, DP36 wrote: Get the tanks. There silly cannons won't stand a chance.

Do you even know we live on an island? Dipshit.

Oooh look, another useless flame war between Americans and British who can only use stereotypes to fight each other
TIME TO THROW SOME WOOD INTO THE FIRE

At 3/24/08 05:16 PM, Haynesyb0y wrote:

At 12/25/07 11:57 PM, 95wave wrote:

At 12/25/07 11:55 PM, 2good2b4goten wrote: British humor is intelligent humor. So I can see how you won't like it.

America is better than Britain. America won not one but two wars against Britain so I think they are possers.

If we suck so much, stop speaking our language.

I would, but then you guys woulden't understand would you? Everyone knows British people don't have the intellect to know more than one langauge. ; )

At 3/24/08 05:37 PM, Dew wrote:

At 3/24/08 05:16 PM, Haynesyb0y wrote:

At 12/25/07 11:57 PM, 95wave wrote:

At 12/25/07 11:55 PM, 2good2b4goten wrote: British humor is intelligent humor. So I can see how you won't like it.

America is better than Britain. America won not one but two wars against Britain so I think they are possers.

If we suck so much, stop speaking our language.

I would, but then you guys woulden't understand would you? Everyone knows British people don't have the intellect to know more than one langauge. ; )

Lol Americans/Canadians can not possibly try slating our intelligence. You are stereotyped to be thick, fat and rich fuckers. We are stereotyped to be unintelligent, queen worshipping, tea loving, posh geeks with bad teeth. However, I myself as most people I know hate the queen, don't really love tea that much and actually have quite nice teeth. So I can see that a lot of you might be athletic, poor and intelligent people. I'm not going to argue anymore i'm just showing you can't have an actual argument based on stereotypical descriptions because it is just dumb. So to stop all this immaturity i am going to settle this now. Dew, America + England > Canada! Muhahaha!

ohh Britain?....how I... no comment?

As you are attacking the "British" in this retarded argument, you are also attacking the Irish, and guess how many people in America are of Irish decent. Some of you are seriously lacking brain, jesus. Ok, based on stereotype, England have bad teeth, drink tea, eat crumpets and are unfunny. Americans are lazy, clinically obese, inbred hicks and their humour concists of your 'mom' jokes. Is everyone happy now?

At 3/24/08 05:37 PM, Dew wrote: I would, but then you guys woulden't understand would you? Everyone knows British people don't have the intellect to know more than one langauge. ; )

Allow me to point out some spelling fuckups in your post:

"woulden't"
"langauge"

Even if the British don't have the intellect to know more than one language (as you claim), you yourself can't even get one language correct.

At 3/24/08 06:09 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Allow me to point out some spelling fuckups in your post:

"woulden't"
"langauge"

Even if the British don't have the intellect to know more than one language (as you claim), you yourself can't even get one language correct.

Haha.

WTF is this obsession with british people having bad teeth? i'm british, and my teeth are fine. I hate the queen, don't drink tea and certainly am not posh. Over 90% of people in america are of British decent, speak english and owe their comfortable lives to british colonists. so....

fuck you, donut guzzling twats. go buy a gun.

Hmm, Id rather have bad dental care and drink tea than....

At 3/24/08 09:38 PM, FragPS wrote: Hmm, Id rather have bad dental care and drink tea than....

I lol'd
Nicely done

2999'th post :D