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You dumb Americunts. We are far better than you, and many times more intelligent. Just look at your fucking president! If he is good enough to lead you cunts, then how intelligent can you truly be?

Sigh, why do Americans think their country is "awesome" and "pwnz" just because it is big. Pound vs. dollar? Wow the dollar sucks! Better off wiping your unclean ass with it you dirty inbreds! NOW GO BACK TO YOUR TRAILE- moderately sized houses..... I'm gonna go take a cold shower, playing xbox with a bunch of loud mouth people from other countries seems to of made me rather irritable.

I could list all my pre-prepared argumentative points for the situation but i won't , i'm to tired from repeating them over and over through my xbox headset....

Good night newgrounds.

The British should just recreate the Boston Tea Party, only they throw our American manufactured cars in the ocean, or at Japan.

At 3/6/08 04:47 PM, Crue wrote: You dumb Americunts. We are far better than you, and many times more intelligent. Just look at your fucking president! If he is good enough to lead you cunts, then how intelligent can you truly be?

At least we are not godless and Xenophobic.

At 12/25/07 11:55 PM, 2good2b4goten wrote: British humor is intelligent humor. So I can see how you won't like it.

I actually like American humor more than British humor. But yeah, British humor is good too. Mr. Bean is the best, I grew up on it.

At 3/6/08 04:48 PM, fat-barry wrote: Sigh, why do Americans think their country is "awesome" and "pwnz" just because it is big.

No, it's because our influence over global affairs pretty much makes you guys look silly when you try to say that you're better than us.

Pound vs. dollar? Wow the dollar sucks!

Says the guy who thinks that that actually means anything. Why don't you go talk to Japanese people, dipshit? Our dollar is worth less, but we earn more in dollars than you guys do when your country's annual earnings are converted into dollars, and vice versa, it is also true.

We make more money than the next ten richest nations combined, and you act as if we aren't intelligent.

Better off wiping your unclean ass with it you dirty inbreds! NOW GO BACK TO YOUR TRAILE- moderately sized houses..... I'm gonna go take a cold shower, playing xbox with a bunch of loud mouth people from other countries seems to of made me rather irritable.

So there are no loud Brits at all? Also, nice stereotyping. Don't you have some

I could list all my pre-prepared argumentative points for the situation but i won't , i'm to tired from repeating them over and over through my xbox headset....

The simple fact is that you guys are basically the 52nd state, right after Canada.
We have enough influence and power to make people like you eat every word like this that you spew.

At 3/6/08 04:56 PM, Zoraxe7 wrote:

At 3/6/08 04:47 PM, Crue wrote: You dumb Americunts. We are far better than you, and many times more intelligent. Just look at your fucking president! If he is good enough to lead you cunts, then how intelligent can you truly be?

At least we are not godless and Xenophobic.

1. im happy to be godless if i wouldnt get blamed of newgrounds id list eveything i think about your "god"
2. you probably dont even know what xenophobic means

Brits suck, they are all ugly and have bad teeth. They wouldn't know funny if it hit them in the face, though getting hit in the face would probably be an improvement on their looks.

Dude, Britain has thousands of years of history. How much does America have? 400? 500 years? Also, the British were the most powerful empire in the world, plus, the British discovered America!

So since the British discovered America and found something wrong with Brittan, they fought against them. So basically, you guys had a Civil war across the seas.

At 2/28/08 01:47 PM, mranarchy wrote: The Americans are coming !!

You lot do NOT want to bring up stereotypes :p

Sorry couldn't hear you. I was staring at your horrible teeth.

im acutally fucking APPALED at the brittish people on here. fucking behave yourselves you idiots and stop acting like morons. no wonder people think britain is shit if your giving that kind of impression.

both countries have massive advantages and disadvantages.

so stop whining. its impossible to say which country is "better". so all this thread is is just a gigantic bitch fest for the little 13 year olds (that newgrounds seems to mostly be comprised of) to shout and bitch at each other when all they can insult each other with is comments such as "inbred", "hillbilly" and "the brittish have horrible teeth".

I'll wait until America is intelligent enough to develop their own language.

At 3/6/08 05:05 PM, Gaaz wrote: I'll wait until America is intelligent enough to develop their own language.

idiot.

why should they make their own language when it was the british that colonised america, and seeing as English is the language that is used all over the world for pretty much everything international.

At 3/6/08 04:35 PM, Needle-In-Haystack wrote: Kick their asses like we did in the Revolution.

Like the French did in 'the revolution' The French won the Decisive battles.
The Americans fought the little skirmishes, which did not kick the British asses, It just pestered them.
And it was the Southerners who did that. Not you yank bastards.

At 3/6/08 05:02 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Brits suck, they are all ugly and have bad teeth. They wouldn't know funny if it hit them in the face, though getting hit in the face would probably be an improvement on their looks.

Wait, weren't you just complaining about the Britain vs. USA flame wars?

At 3/6/08 05:01 PM, paradox9 wrote: 1. im happy to be godless if i wouldnt get blamed of newgrounds id list eveything i think about your "god"

Since this is the general forum I wont hesitate to be mean (out of good healthy fun of coarse)
I apologize in advance.

2. you probably dont even know what xenophobic means

What! Sorry, I cant hear you over the sound of one of your train stations being blown up by one of your minority groups.

I love it how some of you, just some of you assume that I am an American.

At 3/6/08 05:19 PM, Dsmano wrote:

At 3/6/08 05:02 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Brits suck, they are all ugly and have bad teeth. They wouldn't know funny if it hit them in the face, though getting hit in the face would probably be an improvement on their looks.

Wait, weren't you just complaining about the Britain vs. USA flame wars?

Weren't you just SHUTTUP?

Yes, yes I think you were.

The British come every day.

They drive right past my house EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY.

THOSE FUCKING BASTARDS!!!!!!

British comedy isnt witty, anybody that can be sardonic can do british comedy.

The british are already here. Just turn on BBC and you'll see what I mean. (No rhyme was intended)

British accents are hot.

And here I thought we had other problems...

At 3/6/08 06:17 PM, hellsorb wrote: British accents are hot.

Yea, I'm sure the new "British" accent Britney spears, is sporting sure seems hot. Anyone want to go out with a 30/f american girl who has three children?

At 2/28/08 03:59 PM, madlyinsane wrote: P.s iit's spelled luftwaffe.

Yes, but luftwaffles are delicious!

At 3/6/08 06:58 PM, Dew wrote:

At 3/6/08 06:17 PM, hellsorb wrote: British accents are hot.

Yea, I'm sure the new "British" accent Britney spears, is sporting sure seems hot. Anyone want to go out with a 30/f american girl who has three children?

Thats not a real British Accent, She's some how been transported back to 1940's aristocratic England.
Stupid girl, she used to be so fucking fit and had a really nice Southern twang.

if "god" is so great why cant he stop americans being fat and slobbish

oh and it would be great to get rid of their accent THE WHOLE OF EUROPE HATES YOU

lastly dont forget we made your country

Throw all ourcomedians to the front lines and buy toothbrushes?

Racist bastard. I'm British, my teeth are good. Not a Hollywood smile, i.e, fake and whitened, but good.

And I am funny, so, you know, go FUCK YOURSELF. I know a lot of very funny people. Every person I have met, bar chavs, have the occasional comedian moment, splurting lines that make you shit yourself laughing.

Most American Humour is completely shit.

So go to hell.

Brit basher.

At 3/8/08 04:57 AM, ReneGade117 wrote: Racist bastard. I'm British, my teeth are good. Not a Hollywood smile, i.e, fake and whitened, but good.

'Twas a joke kind sir.

And I am funny, so, you know, go FUCK YOURSELF. I know a lot of very funny people. Every person I have met, bar chavs, have the occasional comedian moment, splurting lines that make you shit yourself laughing.

Such as?

Most American Humour is completely shit.

Well, I would not say that, but I assume you're implying I am American? I am not.

So go to hell.

I'll see you there.

Brit basher.

K.

At 12/25/07 11:57 PM, 95wave wrote:

At 12/25/07 11:55 PM, 2good2b4goten wrote: British humor is intelligent humor. So I can see how you won't like it.

America is better than Britain. America won not one but two wars against Britain so I think they are possers.

Oh lawd. They were A L L I E S.

Is that too thick to go through your head?

A L L I E S.