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4.09 / 5.00 15,161 ViewsOP and Hedwick are giant morons. Research the topic before you make any claims. The song they did it to was Buck Dich which means bend over. It does nothing more than go along with the theme of the song. Just because they put on a show does not make them gay. Calling them gay knowing little to nothing about them makes you douchebags.
All of the band members are married happily (to women) and have children. If you even begin to think that they're Nazis just because they play (relatively) heavy music and are German you are nothing more than an ignorant 13 year-old idiot.
Yusss I win a cookie.
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Ich liebe dich
Ich liebe dich nicht
Ich liebe dich nicht mehr
Ich liebe dich nicht mehr oder weniger als du
Als du mich geliebt hast
Als du mich noch geliebt hast
Die schönen Mädchen sind nicht schön
Die warmen Hände sind so kalt
Alle Uhren bleiben stehen
Lachen ist nicht mehr gesund und bald
Such ich dich hinter dem Licht
Wo bist du
So allein will ich nicht sein
Wo bist du
Die schönen Mädchen sind nicht schön
Die warmen Hände sind so kalt
Alle Uhren bleiben stehen
Lachen ist nicht mehr gesund, und bald
Ich suche dich hinter dem Licht
Wo bist du
So allein will ich nicht sein
Wo bist du
Ich such dich unter jedem Stein
Wo bist du
Ich schlaf mit einem Messer ein
Wo bist du
At 12/25/07 04:39 AM, kindmortal wrote: Copy Pasta.
Here's a cookie. Merry Christmas.
Nobody cares.
At 12/25/07 03:08 AM, KemCab wrote:At 12/25/07 03:04 AM, LadyGrace wrote: but they used to sodomize one another on stage.Du
Du hast
Du hast mich
Du
Du hast
Du hast mich
Du hast mich
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich defragt und ich hab nicht gesagt
that's sooooo wrong when out of context.
At 12/25/07 04:52 AM, Frank wrote: I thought they were lame until I saw that.
I still think they suck, but at least they put on a good show.
They say it themselves, "our music isn't the best to watch, so we put on a stage act"
Something like that.
At 12/25/07 03:32 AM, Hedwick wrote: Excuse me, but did you just say "art"?
He probably thought he was making an amazing point there, too. But, to the world, he sounded retarded.
Rammstein are awesome. i could go further in detail, but maybe I'd be better off brushing my teeth and starting the day instead.
At 12/25/07 03:18 AM, LadyGrace wrote:At 12/25/07 03:13 AM, Hedwick wrote: Woah, hold on a second there. I'm sorry if i find heavy metal homosexual nazis repulsive, excuse me for being so ignorant. I should quiet down and accept homosexuals, even if they are sick fuckers like these people.So, because you disagree with your assumed sexual inclination that they have, it makes their art invalid? Furthermore, it seems you're claiming that all Germans are Nazis because the band clearly is not racist in any way. So, 1. you make assumptions on people's personal lives, 2. you make assumptions on their character, and 3. because of it you don't like the art they produce?
Yeah... It seems you're the bigger faggot in this scenario.
I'd have to say seeing penises would not make me want to go to their concerts anymore. Oh, and you are talking shit on how he can rightfully think there is homosexuality in the band, they are German, and he doesn't like their music because of it makes him gay? So now beliefs, and not sexual orientation determine sexual preference? Well, I'll be damned.
i'm surpised how no one mentioned the song man gegen man yet...
still, the penises are fake, and they're not gay... you stupid woman
yes i like allo, allo
At 7/22/07 05:20 AM, Aci6 wrote:
1 day being one rotation of the earth around the sun.
If you'd understand WHAT they are singing you'd have known that earlier. ;)
All their Lyrics are creepy, gay, satanistic or just ugly, every of their songs has Lyrics that are ugly in one way or another and with their stage "performance" they are just making clear that they mean it with being creepy.
I'm btw amazed how much ppl listen to them without understandin one word... maybe its just because they're loud or so...
At 12/25/07 06:21 AM, Zalera wrote: I'm btw amazed how much ppl listen to them without understandin one word... maybe its just because they're loud or so...
Maybe it's because they've got a decent operatic singer, are very atmospheric, and are very powerful and ultra-heterosexual.
And I've read translations, I know what the songs are about. That just makes it better.
I'm amazed that people reckon understanding the lyrics is essential to listening to music.
I'm btw amazed how much ppl listen to them without understandin one word... maybe its just because they're loud or so...
because they like the music? i also listen to spanish, norweigan and japanese music and although i do know a little spanish overall i cant understand a thing they're saying, but i like the music.
They're not the only band to do fucked up shit like that, Little Jimmy Urine from Mindless Self Indulgence once pissed in a jar then drank some of it. The worst part of it is that the guitarist Steve Righ? then drank some of it too.
Have any of you noticed that he's circumsized!? WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If those were their real cocks, I would be amazed at how much cum they could shoot.
At 12/25/07 06:11 AM, Chippythechipmonk wrote: and he doesn't like their music because of it makes him gay?
he never said that you fucking idiot.
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At 12/25/07 06:48 AM, Lorkas wrote: Have any of you noticed that he's circumsized!? WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you ever know that you're my hero?
Think you're pretty clever...
At 12/25/07 06:48 AM, Lorkas wrote: Have any of you noticed that he's circumsized!? WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is the biggest fucking deal of the year.
HEY GUYS! SOMEONES PENIS DOESN'T USELESS SKIN ON IT!
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How can you say that? That is utterly preposterous, and for the record Rammstein isn't just a band. It's a milestone in the music industry. Don't you try to be disrespectful to one of the greatest milestones of all time...
My God ignorance frustrates me. Their song lyrics are NOT literal, most of the people who regularly listen to Rammstein have read the lyrics and their translations, but those people are also mature enough to understand that they do not actually have sex with men or are hermaphrodites. It's an entertainment business, they entertain and do a great job of it while making some fucking kick-ass music.
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At 12/25/07 06:53 AM, homor wrote:At 12/25/07 06:48 AM, Lorkas wrote: Have any of you noticed that he's circumsized!? WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!this is the biggest fucking deal of the year.
HEY GUYS! SOMEONES PENIS DOESN'T have USELESS SKIN ON IT!
Useless? It protects your cock's head from danger that lurks outside your pants!
At 12/25/07 07:19 AM, Lorkas wrote: Useless? It protects your cock's head from danger that lurks outside your pants!
if the jews made it thosuands of years without it you can to.
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You on't like them because they give each other golden showers? Homophone, where's maus when you need her?
Grey power.
At 12/25/07 03:02 AM, Cpl-Sylux wrote: they seem to like wacking off on eachother while performing
i dont think im gonna listen to them again. ive been scared for life.
pic 1
pic 2
im sick and disgusted.
Fuck you.
At 12/25/07 03:32 AM, Hedwick wrote:At 12/25/07 03:18 AM, LadyGrace wrote:Excuse me, but did you just say "art"? Well lets all start proclaiming all forms of pornography "art". In fact, lets have S & M orgies daily and be jave sex on the street. I can only hope to one day get into the pornography, and be called the next Picasso. In fact, i might just become a homosexual so that when i start raping people, i will be defended like you defend Rammstein.At 12/25/07 03:13 AM, Hedwick wrote: Woah, hold on a second there. I'm sorry if i find heavy metal homosexual nazis repulsive, excuse me for being so ignorant. I should quiet down and accept homosexuals, even if they are sick fuckers like these people.So, because you disagree with your assumed sexual inclination that they have, it makes their art invalid? Furthermore, it seems you're claiming that all Germans are Nazis because the band clearly is not racist in any way. So, 1. you make assumptions on people's personal lives, 2. you make assumptions on their character, and 3. because of it you don't like the art they produce?
Yeah... It seems you're the bigger faggot in this scenario.
Stop talking now, BECAUSE YOU DON'T FUCKING GET IT. They aren't calling the RUBBER DONGS ART, they're calling the MUSIC ART. CHRIST, go back to 2nd grade english and learn CONTEXT CLUES. Never seen such an ignorant youngster... all my days... damn commies...
I'm amazed that someone in NG is still shocked by a couple of milk shooting rubber penises.
At 12/25/07 03:02 AM, Cpl-Sylux wrote: they seem to like wacking off on eachother while performing
i dont think im gonna listen to them again. ive been scared for life.
pic 1
pic 2
im sick and disgusted.
Your stupidity and incredible talent at being naive disgusts me more than anything they've ever done.
Just because they like to entertain their fans does not mean they're any type of heathen, which you oh so easily have made them out to be.
Stop concerning your life with some band's antics and use that energy to focus a real problem for a change.
KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.
At 12/25/07 03:11 AM, NinjaPirateMaster wrote: Wait are those their real cocks?
no iti s fake dildo and it is the sonf buck dich
wich mean buck dick
or big dick
The kitty krew and ss and bb can suck my nuts (if they had an appointment and filled out the appropriate forms and if I would let them).