Forum Topic: If some people could fly...

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Kurofelis

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Posted at: 12/23/07 01:40 AM

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Let's ignore the bliss of flying and the feeling of freedom, and focus on what people are sure to do.

At least a fraction of these few people that would be able to fly would zoom over a crowd and shit all over all those people like a damn seagull.

Are you one of those people?

I'm probably out of my mind. Knocking won't make me get to the door any faster.
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carbonwater

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I can already fly.

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Ansel

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The government would restrict it immediately. There'd be laws and regulations all over the place, and you could only fly in certain areas during certain times, and you couldn;t fly above other countries, and you;d need flying insurance and it would be a huge hassle and altogether not worth it.

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At 12/23/07 01:40 AM, Kurofelis wrote: Let's ignore the bliss of flying and the feeling of freedom, and focus on what people are sure to do.

At least a fraction of these few people that would be able to fly would zoom over a crowd and shit all over all those people like a damn seagull.

Are you one of those people?

Yes i am, what of it?


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Suntime

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All the people that would be able to fly would be shot down by the jealous fuckers.

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SteamTusk

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I'd find a nice, happy christian picnic and squeeze a steamer right on the casserole. Just hovering there, coiling the shit into a decorative garnish. I'd be all, 'Worship that, assholes.'

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At 12/23/07 01:40 AM, Kurofelis wrote: At least a fraction of these few people that would be able to fly would zoom over a crowd and shit all over all those people like a damn seagull.

Are you one of those people?

maybe

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Lagerkapo

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Posted at: 12/23/07 02:54 AM

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I'd do barreling loop rolls while shooting fireworks at the poor saps down below.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! You got me good.

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davisev5225

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The airlines would go out of business.

Also, you'd have to attend flying school and get a flyer's license before the government would let you legally fly. They'd patrol the skies with blackhawk helicopters to ensure their flying laws and regulations were followed, since radar wouldn't be a very good means to enforce them.

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I would fly in front of planes and pretend to be hit. What do you think the pilots would do.

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Franklin-Moore

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Posted at: 12/23/07 02:57 AM

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Actually I'd probably spend all my time telling people who couldn't fly that I would rather just walk than fly.


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