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Well Im just saying you probally get beat up in school and then at home from your parents while your dad is plastered and your mother has a new "friend" over every day

That stung, really it did.

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Well, I'm kind of pretty looking. So I would imagine that who ever has sex with me will enjoy it.

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seriosly i bet about 90% of people who post in this thread never had sex

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At 12/22/07 02:36 PM, Iame wrote:

Lmao, did you just call yourself a slut?

Haha, well I didnt mean to, but I was taking the piss anyway.
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At 12/22/07 02:36 PM, Mista-Manuva-San wrote:
Well Im just saying you probally get beat up in school and then at home from your parents while your dad is plastered and your mother has a new "friend" over every day
That stung, really it did.

Go drink some tea brit.

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& the point of this thread is to do what???

Nuffin' point made... idc if you had sex a billion times, if u fucked a donkey it dont count for mushhh now do it?

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At 12/22/07 02:33 PM, Ryan wrote: DOOD UR NOT FUNNY O K N000B U JUST DONE GET HOW COOL DOOD THIS IS BECUZ WE ARE OLDER N HAVE GOOD POST AND LOL BUT U UR N00B N FROM 09 LOL LOL LOL!!11111111111 BECUZ I HAD SEX N U JUS JEALUS POOP BUTT LOL U R GAY 2 HAHA LOL

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i take pride in the fact that im not a chronic masterbater like the majority of newground users

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At 12/22/07 02:33 PM, Ryan wrote: DOOD UR NOT FUNNY O K N000B U JUST DONE GET HOW COOL DOOD THIS IS BECUZ WE ARE OLDER N HAVE GOOD POST AND LOL BUT U UR N00B N FROM 09 LOL LOL LOL!!11111111111 BECUZ I HAD SEX N U JUS JEALUS POOP BUTT LOL U R GAY 2 HAHA LOL

OMG DOOD, KAN I LIEK JOIN YUR AWESOMENESS?!@!?!!11IONE I WNAT TO B KEWL LIEK YOO DOOD!! 1 TIEM I FUKCED TIS GURL AND SHE WAS LIEK, HARDERRR HARDDERRR BABBBBY!! AND I WUZ ALL LIEK, FUKC YOO WHOORE, GO SUK ON MAH COCK!!

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LOL MY PEN1S IS 20 INSCH LONG! AL GURLS IN MA SKOOL SUKS IT BCUZ I MAKE THEM WITH MAI 9MM ( ITS A GAN, 4 ALL U NOOOOOBS TAT DONT NO)! N TEN I GO ROLIN WITH MA M8S AROND TEH LOCAL GAS STATION! SMOKIN FAGSZ TO LOK KOOL!

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STOP LYING FAGGOTS

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At 12/22/07 02:56 PM, KillerClam wrote: STOP LYING FAGGOTS

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im an awesome kisser

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At 12/22/07 02:29 PM, Ryan wrote:
BOOK REPORTZ DUE FRIDAY I THINK ILL JUST GO

OHHH LOOK IM RIN I POST IN AL CAPPS CUSE I THNK IS COOL your ganna get banned for being stupid.

ok enough clicks its all good.

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