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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2008-01-05 08:16:34

Never got boners in PE,cuz all of the girls in my class are ugly.But when I'm outside of school,I find it very hard NOT to get a boner(I keep thinking about porn vids and magazines and women I see on my way to school and other shit like that).


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2008-01-05 08:21:54

At 1/5/08 07:57 AM, dreaming-loudly wrote:
At 12/22/07 10:18 AM, Valjylmyr wrote: so I had to lie down in the Nurse's office. Then I got another boner, and this one the Nurse saw. She looked down to pretend not to notice.
that wasn't pretending , she just didn't notice your 2cm long 5cm wide erection

2cm long 5ft wide.... ew.


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2008-01-05 08:31:47

Get a boner, with the ugly motherfuckers in my PE class?

Not fucking likely!


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2008-01-05 08:39:00

Happened to e once, I lay down and dug a hole in the gravel for it...HURT LIKE A MOTHERF$&*ER!!!


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2008-03-26 12:59:24

At 12/22/07 10:27 AM, Valjylmyr wrote: Morning wood. Every guy gets it.

The classic


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2008-03-26 13:01:36

damn,that sux.....wait,its school what were you thinking of that gave u a boner?


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2008-03-26 13:01:44

At 3/26/08 12:59 PM, TehBoss wrote:
At 12/22/07 10:27 AM, Valjylmyr wrote: Morning wood. Every guy gets it.
The classic

Its also called morning glory.


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2008-03-26 13:04:30

I used to get a boner during school assembly. It was first thing in a morning, so I was obviously still tired from being up all night doing shitty homework. So yeah, I'd get a boner during assembly and I'd do my best to make it go away before the assembly had finished.

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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2008-03-26 13:05:04

Oh no, now people know you have a penis, what next?! Maybe they'll find out those aren't your extra hands in your shoes.


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2008-03-26 13:05:10

2 much information


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2008-03-26 13:07:42

yea, lol


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2008-03-26 13:16:02

At 12/22/07 10:20 AM, PapoSwing wrote: It happend to me once.

But it was random because i didn't get horny

It happened to me twice or something like it

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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2008-03-26 13:20:46

Dude, that's soo embarassing XD


well, like, you couldn't, like, find it because, like, you're dumb, god
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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2008-03-26 14:11:01

I HATE public boners, that's why I always carry my glasses case in my pocket, to have an excuse.


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2008-03-26 14:13:10

surprise erections are just ennoying, they dont do anything and you never get one when you need it



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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2008-03-26 14:17:41

You must have a small dick if you could hide it by bending down.


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2008-03-26 14:18:08

Happend to my friend when he wass in love with a girl in our class.
And she was not wearing a bra.

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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2008-03-26 14:28:31

You should just think about unattractive things, like old people.

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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2008-03-26 14:36:50

You should have tucked it in your waistband.


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2009-12-18 18:14:13

at my school we change and shower together, it is just fine, who cares, just get nude, get a shower, get dressed. if your curious take a peek and get it done without anyone looking.

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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2009-12-18 18:17:50

too bad I wasn't there to laugh at it.


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2009-12-18 18:21:03

this happened to one of my friends once. we were swimming and we got out you could clearly see it. but being the good friend that i am i warned him about it so i guess it wasnt that embarrasing but it still happened.

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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2009-12-18 18:21:18

Once I was watching porn and I had a boner, so i fapped it off.


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2009-12-18 18:28:37

...Whenever i get a boner in public, I just look around for the hottest guy in the room, make eye contact for a good 3 secconds, then nod over towards the bathroom and then either fuck his brains out or make him suck me off depending on how i feel at the time.
(shock value for all the fag haters on this thread)


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2009-12-18 19:06:50

At 12/22/07 10:21 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:
At 12/22/07 10:18 AM, Valjylmyr wrote: We were playing tag football
Oh man, I remember tag rugby.

That shit was hilarious.

Is tag football anything like tag rugby?


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2009-12-18 19:15:18

I get boners all the time, mostly random, in HS though it was bad. It was hard to get pants my size, and the ones I was able to get were tight, so my dick would literally be pressed against my skin, why if you looked at my crotch, you could see the outline of it. Never got one in gym though, mostly because I think my penis knew better, if you get a boner, and the closet gays notice, they'll never leave you alone.
"Hey Skrew, what's up? A bunch of guys in shorts turn you on?"

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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2009-12-18 19:22:54

Everytime I get a boner in public I show it off proudly. Girls likes boners, ya know.


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2009-12-18 19:23:30

Dude that happened to me once, well not the punching in the dick, but the boner in gym. There was this really hot girl in gym class and I got a boner, but I don't think anyone saw...


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2009-12-18 19:26:46

it'd be great if I had a penis and could relate.

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Response to I got a boner in gym class. 2009-12-18 19:33:06

Heck. Don't punch boners or you'll be running around yelping in pain.