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At 12/22/07 10:18 AM, Valjylmyr wrote: Seriously. It was the most embarrassing moment of my life. We were playing tag football, and I got a random erection when I was sitting on the sidelines. Luckily, I was sitting down, but I got called in to play. Damn. I told the teacher I was having leg problems, but I still had to play. I tried to keep my back arched foward, so no one would notice, then I ran it off.
For the eight year olds that don't know how to run a boner off, the blood gets constricted to your penis when you have a boner, so running makes it rush to your head. I played for about 30 minutes(it was lunch period, so we had an hour-long class), then I got another boner. This time, I didn't really feel it, so I didn't know I had it. I looked down, realized it was their, then instinctively punched[HARD] it to make it go down.
I fell to the ground in pain. The boner was gone, 'cause I think I was bleeding a little. On another impulse, I made a cut on my ankle with a rock to make it look like an accident. I got out of quite a bit of embarrassment. The ankle cut disabled me to walk, so I had to lie down in the Nurse's office. Then I got another boner, and this one the Nurse saw. She looked down to pretend not to notice.
O.k., the fact you cut your ankle with a fucking rock just to dodge a little bit of embarrassment makes you a bitch in my opinion. 'OH NO I WANT TO RETAIN MY DIGNITY SO IMA CUT MY ANKLE WITH A ROCK LOLICON!!!' The fact that she saw your boner makes me laugh because I think you deserve it. Maybe I'm being a bit to fucked up and cynical, but whatever. Maybe the nurse looked down at the ground so she could try to find your dignity.
P.S. Yes, I was wearing gym shorts
P. P. S. What was really awkward was that it was a guy's team for football
Wow......at least when I got a boner in my gym class there were girls.....
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Never got boners in PE,cuz all of the girls in my class are ugly.But when I'm outside of school,I find it very hard NOT to get a boner(I keep thinking about porn vids and magazines and women I see on my way to school and other shit like that).
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At 1/5/08 07:57 AM, dreaming-loudly wrote:At 12/22/07 10:18 AM, Valjylmyr wrote: so I had to lie down in the Nurse's office. Then I got another boner, and this one the Nurse saw. She looked down to pretend not to notice.that wasn't pretending , she just didn't notice your 2cm long 5cm wide erection
2cm long 5ft wide.... ew.
Get a boner, with the ugly motherfuckers in my PE class?
Not fucking likely!
Happened to e once, I lay down and dug a hole in the gravel for it...HURT LIKE A MOTHERF$&*ER!!!
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damn,that sux.....wait,its school what were you thinking of that gave u a boner?
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At 3/26/08 12:59 PM, TehBoss wrote:At 12/22/07 10:27 AM, Valjylmyr wrote: Morning wood. Every guy gets it.The classic
Its also called morning glory.
I used to get a boner during school assembly. It was first thing in a morning, so I was obviously still tired from being up all night doing shitty homework. So yeah, I'd get a boner during assembly and I'd do my best to make it go away before the assembly had finished.
Oh no, now people know you have a penis, what next?! Maybe they'll find out those aren't your extra hands in your shoes.
At 12/22/07 10:20 AM, PapoSwing wrote: It happend to me once.
But it was random because i didn't get horny
It happened to me twice or something like it
I HATE public boners, that's why I always carry my glasses case in my pocket, to have an excuse.
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Happend to my friend when he wass in love with a girl in our class.
And she was not wearing a bra.
at my school we change and shower together, it is just fine, who cares, just get nude, get a shower, get dressed. if your curious take a peek and get it done without anyone looking.
this happened to one of my friends once. we were swimming and we got out you could clearly see it. but being the good friend that i am i warned him about it so i guess it wasnt that embarrasing but it still happened.
Once I was watching porn and I had a boner, so i fapped it off.
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...Whenever i get a boner in public, I just look around for the hottest guy in the room, make eye contact for a good 3 secconds, then nod over towards the bathroom and then either fuck his brains out or make him suck me off depending on how i feel at the time.
(shock value for all the fag haters on this thread)
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At 12/22/07 10:21 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:At 12/22/07 10:18 AM, Valjylmyr wrote: We were playing tag footballOh man, I remember tag rugby.
That shit was hilarious.
Is tag football anything like tag rugby?
I get boners all the time, mostly random, in HS though it was bad. It was hard to get pants my size, and the ones I was able to get were tight, so my dick would literally be pressed against my skin, why if you looked at my crotch, you could see the outline of it. Never got one in gym though, mostly because I think my penis knew better, if you get a boner, and the closet gays notice, they'll never leave you alone.
"Hey Skrew, what's up? A bunch of guys in shorts turn you on?"
Dude that happened to me once, well not the punching in the dick, but the boner in gym. There was this really hot girl in gym class and I got a boner, but I don't think anyone saw...