Seriously. It was the most embarrising moment of my life. We were playing tag football, and I got a random erection when I was sitting on the sidelines. Luckily, I was sitting down, but I got called in to play. Damn. I told the teacher I was having leg problems, but I still had to play. I tried to keep my back arched foward, so no one would notice, then I ran it off.
For the eight year olds that don't know how to run a boner off, the blood gets constricted to your penis when you have a boner, so running makes it rush to your head. I played for about 30 minutes(it was lunch period, so we had an hour-long class), then I got another boner. This time, I didn't really feel it, so I didn't know I had it. I looked down, realized it was their, then instincivley punched[HARD] it to make it go down.
I fell to the ground in pain. The boner was gone, 'cause I think I was bleeding a little. On another impulse, I made a cut on my ankle with a rock to make it look like an accident. I got out of quite a bit of embarresment. The ankle cut disabled me to walk, so I had to lie down in the Nurse's office. Then I got another boner, and this one the Nurse saw. She looked down to pretend not to notice.
P.S. Yes, I was wearing gym shorts
P. P. S. What was really awkward was that it was a guy's team for football