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I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:18 AM

Seriously. It was the most embarrising moment of my life. We were playing tag football, and I got a random erection when I was sitting on the sidelines. Luckily, I was sitting down, but I got called in to play. Damn. I told the teacher I was having leg problems, but I still had to play. I tried to keep my back arched foward, so no one would notice, then I ran it off.

For the eight year olds that don't know how to run a boner off, the blood gets constricted to your penis when you have a boner, so running makes it rush to your head. I played for about 30 minutes(it was lunch period, so we had an hour-long class), then I got another boner. This time, I didn't really feel it, so I didn't know I had it. I looked down, realized it was their, then instincivley punched[HARD] it to make it go down.

BIG MISTAKE.

I fell to the ground in pain. The boner was gone, 'cause I think I was bleeding a little. On another impulse, I made a cut on my ankle with a rock to make it look like an accident. I got out of quite a bit of embarresment. The ankle cut disabled me to walk, so I had to lie down in the Nurse's office. Then I got another boner, and this one the Nurse saw. She looked down to pretend not to notice.

P.S. Yes, I was wearing gym shorts
P. P. S. What was really awkward was that it was a guy's team for football

Discuss.


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:20 AM

It happend to me once.

But it was random because i didn't get horny

what

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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:20 AM

At 12/22/07 10:18 AM, Valjylmyr wrote: then instincivley punched[HARD] it to make it go down.

No, you didn't.

P. P. S. What was really awkward was that it was a guy's team for football
Discuss.

You're gay.

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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:20 AM

This story was funny.


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:21 AM

Haha, atleast you didn't get a random boner in the showers. That would have looked bad. I also want to salute you for the courage to punch yourself in the balls, that's impressive.

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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:21 AM

At 12/22/07 10:18 AM, Valjylmyr wrote:
Discuss.

You're gay?


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:21 AM

At 12/22/07 10:18 AM, Valjylmyr wrote: We were playing tag football

Oh man, I remember tag rugby.

That shit was hilarious.

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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:22 AM

At 12/22/07 10:21 AM, Duffi wrote: Haha, atleast you didn't get a random boner in the showers.

It's a good thing my school doesn't have showers. We all just sponge bathe.


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:23 AM

Do you Americans REALLY shower together at school?

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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:24 AM

At 12/22/07 10:23 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: Do you Americans REALLY shower together at school?

No, we don't.


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:25 AM

So no body noticed you were running around with a hard on?
You got lucky.

The closest I've come to that is just a random one while in class (sitting at a desk) so no one was the wiser.


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:25 AM

At 12/22/07 10:23 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: Do you Americans REALLY shower together at school?

No.

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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:25 AM

sometimes i get boner when nothing is going on, and i even wake up sometimes with a boner.


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:26 AM

At 12/22/07 10:23 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: Do you Americans REALLY shower together at school?

Yeah is that true?

Cause that's preety gay.

what

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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:26 AM

At 12/22/07 10:23 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: Do you Americans REALLY shower together at school?

Our school tells us to take a shower, but we all know better.


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:27 AM

At 12/22/07 10:25 AM, SaltshakerClock wrote: sometimes i get boner when nothing is going on, and i even wake up sometimes with a boner.

Morning wood. Every guy gets it.


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:27 AM

At 12/22/07 10:25 AM, CuteAndFuzzy wrote:
At 12/22/07 10:23 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: Do you Americans REALLY shower together at school?
No.

Ah alright.

I remember first getting a tour of our high school. I went into the gym and saw the showers, and was just like "No fucking way! I'm not doing that."

Luckily they've never been used before.

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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:28 AM

Embarrassing erections at school is one of my kinks.


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:29 AM

At 12/22/07 10:23 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: Do you Americans REALLY shower together at school?

arnt u the guy who said u are in love with a boy


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:31 AM

At 12/22/07 10:25 AM, SaltshakerClock wrote: i even wake up sometimes with a boner.

Actually, that's quite common. it's called "morning wood". Unlike girls, we don't have to get up to go piss, as erections block the urine tracts. So, if you need to pee while asleep, you'll just get a boner, and wake up with it.


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:32 AM

castrate urself


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:32 AM

HAHAH! wow i think i remember a guy in my family clutching himself in a ball in a corner because he got a hardon lmao.

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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:32 AM

I've had eplanty in gym, exept I just tuck it into the elastic on the brim of the pants. Works every time

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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:33 AM

i used to always get boners in exams
dont know why, it just always happened lol

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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:35 AM

At 12/22/07 10:18 AM, Valjylmyr wrote:
P. P. S. What was really awkward was that it was a guy's team for football
Discuss.

Since when is there girl football?

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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:39 AM

Ouch.
Never happened to me, I guess guys tagging each other doesn't really turn me on :P
Is the nurse hot? Either way I'm sure she appreciated that you thought so (even if you didn't).

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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:55 AM

Considering the amount of hot chicks in my gym classes over the years I wonder how many times people have noticed that happening to me... Oh my I'm afraid to think back to those moments....


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:57 AM

You got a boner over the nurse?


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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:57 AM

At 12/22/07 10:23 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: Do you Americans REALLY shower together at school?

Yep, for sports. Not for P.E. or anything else. There is really only one golden rule: Don't look down. You break that rule, you get you ass kicked.

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Response to I got a boner in gym class. Dec. 22nd, 2007 @ 10:59 AM

It's at these times when I'm glad I don't have a penis.

Because pain wouldn't make it go down and I fucking hate running.


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