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At 4/8/08 07:35 PM, Joe67 wrote: hey fuck you I'm pure awsome, ashfordpride is ordered to die DIE DIE!! I should be spamming Ashfordpride not you....

Note that's the last spam message Joe67 sent me, and really its just sad how even before I PMed him saying that it was irony, but he's a loser/flammer.

Oh well there goes mankind again...

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At 12/22/07 12:22 AM, AshfordPride wrote: Seriously, if you play video games, you have no life.

(didn't want to quote the whole thing...)

Now, sports on the other hand... There's something worthwhile!

Hmm. A lot of generalizations you're making. A lot of gamers have lives. A lot of athletic people play games.

Guess what? I'm a second-degree blackbelt. AND I'm a gamer! (I have a life too!)

Of course, now your argument if full of contradictions and stereotypes.

Have fun! And be careful randomly stereotyping and insulting people, they don't like it very much.

what if you play in tournaments,and make a living off video games, or what if you beta test video games,and make money off video games too?

wow i think your just trolling because your on the computer...

But your sig is a parody of a video game....

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for all you video game hating basterds fuck you fuck you up your fucking asses fuckers

yes... we all want to scrape by in video games. thats why life is better.
reality check!

Lets see... in life, we all want to go to a school, to get an education, go to college to get a degree, then get a nice paying job. some people get good jobs, some people get bad. most people are satisfied with their low paying jobs because it is enough to keep them going in life. but, we strive for improvement, to be rich, to have it all, even though we have these poor jobs. like in a game, skill doesnt matter, but alot of people want to be a high level and be popular.

these are the similarities between the games.

here are some corellations between the two.

some people become so good at games they are inspired to create games or work for game companies. the better they get at that, the higher their wages. that involves VIDEO GAME PLAYING!!

Some people enter video game tournaments with high cash prizes and win. money for playing games!!!

and have you ever stopped to consider the amount of people who cant get a job? or cant play your "football?" most of the time all they have to do is to play games.

This thread is becoming more and moar facepalm-y.

HOLY SHIT NEWGROUNDS STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD

This was supposed to be an parody thread, and you idiots continue to bump it flaming Ashford, COMPLETELY ignoring the irony of it.

Seriously.

If you guys still don't know what the irony is: The words that he uses to bash video games can be used to describe common sports.

asshole, just because you play video games dosnt mean you dont get active. like i go to the park everyday with my friends and play soccer and stuff, yet im skinny and healthy and play games.

I play video games, but I also KICK-BOX! And don't say I have no life. Anyone who plays any single sport has a life.

Knowing you, AshfordPride, I know that this is some joke.

Well atleast I HOPE it is...

At 4/8/08 09:32 PM, CaptainChip wrote: This thread is becoming more and moar facepalm-y.

Yes. Exactly.

Whenever I'm feeling down, I just come to this thread to cheer myself up and marvel at all of the fucking morons who think that Ashford's serious. My ego is being stroked to the point of ejaculation.

Also, here's that facepalm you requested sir! Now will you please stop molesting my brother?

At 12/22/07 12:22 AM, AshfordPride wrote: Seriously, if you play video games, you have no life.

Says the user with 16 k posts.

Oh my god people.
He's being sarcastic. Did you not see the bolded punchline about sports.
Seriously.

At least I can balance video games with stuff that's actually productive. Meh.

At 4/8/08 10:00 PM, Jayblin wrote:

At 4/8/08 09:32 PM, CaptainChip wrote: This thread is becoming more and moar facepalm-y.

Yes. Exactly.

Whenever I'm feeling down, I just come to this thread to cheer myself up and marvel at all of the fucking morons who think that Ashford's serious. My ego is being stroked to the point of ejaculation.

Also, here's that facepalm you requested sir! Now will you please stop molesting my brother?

I KNOW seriously Because of that moron named Joe67 I had like endless spam in my inbox just because I said "dude how are 31?" to him. Then I sent back to him telling him to take a chill pill since its a joke, well that didn't work...

Damn the BBS really is fucking stupid, and this thread brings out all the morons. Once this reachs 10 pages let's make a list of all the idiots who FLAMMED Ashfordpride.

This thread is too good at finding morons to die...

To everyone who took this seriously...

At 4/8/08 08:02 PM, LedgendGamer wrote:

At 12/22/07 12:22 AM, AshfordPride wrote: Seriously, if you play video games, you have no life.

(didn't want to quote the whole thing...)

you're a fucking idiot who doesn't understand sarcasm.

At 12/22/07 12:22 AM, AshfordPride wrote:

This is wrong, every sport is game in its own way. You dont win anything in sports daily. We play games to get the stress of our backs and back on track.

i disagree.
games make sure i'm not outside doing drugs.

you can thank games for your relatives not all being raped.

Yay! Video games rock!

Life.. what a waste!! Food.. what a waste!! School.. what a waste!! TV/Movies.. what a waste!! ...
...anyone see my point?

Sports are even worse, because you can get better at a video game without giving up much.

Sports have to be your life for you to be good at them

yea sports, real worth while. Try and try as you run up and down a pitch as you attempt to get a ball from the other players with your feet, feel the epicness and adrenaline pumping as you kick that air filled container into a small net and go nuts at the achievement of GETTING THAT BALL INTO THAT NET!

You get my point. Sports trains you pysically, games on the other hand train you mentally, reaction time etc.

omg are you serious probally every one on newgrounds plays video games. you shouldnt say video games are a waste hen you could easily make the same accusation againts sports.now i don't like sports but i know they are not a waste of time and either are video games fucker

You and your shenanigans. If anyone actually took two seconds to realize who they are talking to, then this thread would only be half the fail it is.

Also nice bump you new-tard :D

tl;dr you're butthurt about not getting a PS3 for your birthday.

The fact that this was all just a big joke isn't even the funniest part... everyone is only getting so defensive because deep-down they understand that video-games, when used in excess, really are a waste of time. Unfortunately, if this actually were a debate on the subject, I don't think statements starting or ending in things like "GTFO" and "STFU" actually substantiate any sort of justification for the play of video-games... nor do they help your case... or reflect video-game players in a positive light. Honestly... it makes you sound like a bunch of dumb-fucks.

I play video-games. They're a great stress-reliever, and usually a relaxing use of down-time. I'd say they're bordering on theraputic in some ways. But you cannot, in my opinion, justify playing them for hours upon hours on end every single day.

Hence why i hate sports games, they are hypocritical.