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"Yo' Dad, what's up?" I asked my Dad. Me and my Dad
were both in the kitchen. My Dad was looking extra sexy
that day. I kept looking at his long blonde hair,
orange beard, and his baggy eyes. About a year ago I
put a curse on my Dad's hair to make it look spiky and
have giant sideburns, but it recently wore off. I think
my Dad looks pretty muskee, although most people tell
me he's fat, but what do they know?
I'd like to think that he was admiring my sexy face
with it's bald head that had three hairs at the top. I
wasn't wearing a shirt that day, but I never wear
shirts anyway. I was just wearing some black sweat
pants that I've had on non-stop for the past five
My Dad looked at me and didn't answer. That made me
mad, so I pulled out a dildo and stabbed him in the
chest with it. "AAAHHH! MARKUS! WHAT THE FUCK IS THE
MATTER WITH YOU!!?" he screamed as he fell to the
floor. Blood poured out of his sexy chest and mouth.
I started dancing as my Dad was potentially bleeding to
death. "Markus... what the fuck is wrong with you?" he
asked weakly with tears in his eyes. I looked at him
for a few minutes, and went back to dancing.
"I gotta get to a hospital Markus..." he groaned.
"How come?" I asked.
"YOU STABBED ME IN THE CHEST WITH A FUCKING DILDO!" he
"There's no need to be bitchy Dad." I told him. My Dad
slowly and weakly got off the ground. I didn't offer
him help. He slowly walked for the door towards his
truck. "I'm gonna drive Dad." I told him. "THE FUCK YOU
ARE!" he screamed.
My Dad fell back to the floor. As he lay on the floor,
I started stomping his head. My bitchy sister Melissa,
who I once gave a hickey to when she was sleeping in
the middle of the night, shoved me out of the way and
helped my Dad off the floor.
She's a bitch. She's only living with us now because
her boyfriend Jessie kicked her out of their house. He
claimed that she got too fat after she had their baby.
Someone named Ashley was living with them at the time,
and Jessie got her pregnant shortly before he kicked my
sister out. Ashley is the only person besides my Dad
that I think is sexy, so when he got her pregnant I was
"What did Markus do this time?" she asked him. "He
stabbed me with a dildo... A dildo... I mean what the
fuck..." my dad said weakly. "Well I'll drive you to
the hospital." she told him. "Can I come too?" I asked
"Whatever..." Dad said. I started dancing again after I
heard that I could come.
We all got into the van and my sister started driving
to the hospital. My Dad sat in the passenger's seat,
moaning. I started grabbing my Dad's long sexy hair and
started tugging. "MARKUS! QUIT PULLING ON MY HAIR!" he
screamed. I kept pulling on his hair anyway, giggling
like a girl.
My Dad eventually got tired of yelling and just let me
continue to pull his hair. We finally got the hospital.
My sister helped Dad get out and get inside. They got
my Dad into a hospital bed and in a room where they
treated the wound. After they were done treating him, a
doctor came in. "What were you stabbed with?" a doctor
"A dildo..." my Dad told him. He looked embarrassed for
some reason when he told him. The doctor just burst out
laughing. "You making fun of my Dad's pain?" I asked
him getting in his face.
"Well you're the one who stabbed me!" Dad said.
"That's besides the point." I told him.
"Why did you stab your Dad with a dildo?" the doctor
asked me. I gave the doctor an angry look and raised my
first. "I'm gonna!" I growled. "You're starting to
freak me out kid, I'm leaving." the stupid doctor said.
When he left, I realized that it was just me and Dad.
"So Dad... you're in a bed...unable to get out..." I
said smiling. "Oh great!" my Dad moaned. I took off my
pants and jumped on my Dad. I then made him turn face
down and opened up his but cheeks. "MARKUS! THIS IS A
HOSPITAL!" he screamed. I stuck my dick in his sweet
"AAAHHH! HELP ME!" he screamed. I just kept pumping my
dick in his big hairy ass. As I kept pumping I spanked
his butt. I've fucked my Dad so many times.
After a few minutes, I got an orgasm and shot my load
deep into his butt. I then pulled my dick out. It was
covered with poop. I turned my Dad back on his back
(hee hee, get it?). "OK Dad, I want to lick the poop
off," I told him. He just rolled his eyes and started
licking it off.
After he was done, I turned him back over and started
fucking his ass again. He screamed as I pumped harder
and deeper than I did last time. His ass felt so warm
and gewy. After a few minutes, I orgasmed again and
shot an even bigger load than last time which shot even
I then pulled my dick out and made him lick the poop
off again. He rolled his eyes again and started licking
it off. I kept fucking him all day. Whenever someone
came in, I'd hiss at them and they'd quickly leave.
Sunny, a seventy year old man that I hang out with,
came inside the room. "What's up Markus?" he asked.
"FUCK OFF!" I screamed.
Sunny's a good man, but he's often confused and can't
find his house. Sunny then left the room. I went back
to pumping my Dad's ass.
A few days later, my Dad finally got out of the
hospital. "Markus, please don't stab me in the chest
with a dildo ever again," he told me.
"I'll think about it," I said.
At 12/21/07 10:12 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: In before "epic win".
Maor leik EPIC FAIL. You really do fail though, it was s shitty, shitty, "thing".
You can't spell FÜHRER without Ü
"You know you fail in life when you fail to end your failure"
PROPER SPACING AND PARAGRAPH STRUCTURE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
At 12/21/07 10:17 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote:At 12/21/07 10:12 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: In before "epic win".Maor leik EPIC FAIL. You really do fail though, it was s shitty, shitty, "thing".
no that was epic win, i lold hard at it