jessica alba

[BrianEtrius]

what would you do to go out with jessica alba?

i would jump off a cliff with a cow to get some fresh milk for jessica alba to give with my freshly baked ultra hunky chocolate chip cookies that i made in the tropical jungle while fighting off crazy llamas who know kung fu that was taught to them by uma thurman, all while trying to defeat dr. evil in his secret lair who is trying to make his "laser" work.

[KingPaulP]

I would smile and buy her a drink.

Buttsecks would follow.

[americanidiot2f]

I would grab her co..
O NOES BAN
ummm
Rape I say

[Mind-Edge]

Depends, what would she do for going out with me?

[BlueZombieClock]

Doesn't she have a bun in the oven now though?

[Purpin]

At 12/21/07 02:36 PM, BlueZombieClock wrote: Doesn't she have a bun in the oven now though?

That just makes it all the sweeter.

[princessyoko]

shes ugly.
i hate her face it looks odd.

[andhination]

Nothing, she's a slag.

[americanidiot2f]

At 12/21/07 02:37 PM, princessyoko wrote: shes ugly.
i hate her face it looks odd.

There, I made a better picture of her

[aaron-brace]

i think shes rather hot and i would shoot jesus in the face and rape his corpse in a pentagle drawn with his blood

then butsecks would follow and lol illegal text

[Harry-Feltersnach]

first you get he name, then you get her number

then you git some, git some in the front seat of the humma

[sirtom93]

I would be happy masterbating over.

[Blue-Oyster-Cult]

At 12/21/07 02:34 PM, KingPaulP wrote: I would smile and buy her a drink.

Buttsecks would follow.

What a gentleman :DDDD

[Armissea]

Everybody says yes because its a woman

[XD0042006]

Ewww boobs, hell no.

[poxpower]

I'd clone her.

WIN

[WarlockMonkey12]

I would give her some spare change.

[iateamexican]

She isnt that hot.
I mean, shes pretty damn hot, but ive seen better.

[Trauma-Addict]

At 12/21/07 02:37 PM, princessyoko wrote: shes ugly.
i hate her face it looks odd.

Yeah, you're just mad because you lack that certain organ, and you can't hit Jessica Alba like we can.

[cutelady]

yeah! you guys are right.. she is totally hot.. check out this photo.. isn't she gorgeous?? her smile is so natural and perfect..really cool..

Jessica Alba's Polaroid Pic

[Sliat]

uhhmmm buy her something to drink...

[iateamexican]

Take her to the fanciest restraunt in town and make her pay for everything.

[AnalogStick]

At 12/21/07 02:37 PM, princessyoko wrote: shes ugly.
i hate her face it looks odd.

She is below your standard amirite?

[Dogbert581]

I would ask her if this rag smells of chloroform

[Robojester]

At 12/21/07 02:34 PM, KingPaulP wrote: I would smile and buy her a drink.

Buttsecks would follow.

I would buy her two drinks.

Just to seal the deal.

[PWJP]

if rape was included, i'd jump from a cliff while fighting with a random dude.

she's fucking hot...

[Lsharp]

it depends, just a 1 time dat i wouldn't do alot for

[REDSPADES]

At 12/21/07 02:31 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: what would you do to go out with jessica alba?

i would jump off a cliff with a cow to get some fresh milk for jessica alba to give with my freshly baked ultra hunky chocolate chip cookies that i made in the tropical jungle while fighting off crazy llamas who know kung fu that was taught to them by uma thurman, all while trying to defeat dr. evil in his secret lair who is trying to make his "laser" work.

Well friend, that doesn't sound so extreme, it just sounds like alot of crazy shit, i.e. Crazy Jungle-dwelling llamas?
Crazyness aside, i would kill every possessed stalker that Jessica Alba has and had.

[Ericho]

Did you know she plays MMORPGs? I am dead serious. Pity MMORPGs are one of the few games that I don't play, but hey, if learning meant I could get closer to her, teach me!

[scamuel]

At 1/30/09 05:59 AM, H-K-S wrote: You know she's pregnant?

Don't think she was when this thread was made..