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Raging boner 2007-12-20 07:07:33 Reply

How the hell do you get a "raging boner"? What the hell does it mean?
When I have a boner its not fucking raging. I don't run around the house and break stuff with it.
I don't see pornstars strangling their co-actors with their "raging boner".

Now I'm having a raging boner.. >:(

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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 07:09:57 Reply

I think it means, an erection that's so hard it begins to hurt a little bit.
The kind you wish would just go away.

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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 07:12:08 Reply

I think it is when your cock is really fucking angry and it gets so hard that it starts to hurt and it won't go flaccid again until you make it happy.


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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 07:14:01 Reply

It's called exaggeration.


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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 07:14:50 Reply

it means your penis' alter ego is the incredible hulk


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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 07:16:30 Reply

At 12/20/07 07:07 AM, Antarct wrote: I don't run around the house and break stuff with it.

Well then, you should really try it some time.


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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 07:32:44 Reply

At 12/20/07 07:16 AM, alicetheDroog wrote:
At 12/20/07 07:07 AM, Antarct wrote: I don't run around the house and break stuff with it.
Well then, you should really try it some time.

I quite literally lol'd.

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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 07:34:04 Reply

You shold've grabbed his cock.


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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 07:37:18 Reply

It means when your dick goes from being a flat pancake into BOING. Then when it cant reach anymore higher and longer, it hurts because all your muscles in it strive at its hardest depending on how horny you are. Then it hurts even more when it gets exhausted.

The best thing to do at that time is to show your penis some love <3 Beat it off.

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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 07:44:27 Reply

i have had one, it hurts, A LOT. and i didn't beat off, so i threw ice on it......

bad mistake.....

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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 07:50:04 Reply

At 12/20/07 07:44 AM, SaltshakerClock wrote: i have had one, it hurts, A LOT. and i didn't beat off, so i threw ice on it......

bad mistake.....

lmao , too funny


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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 07:51:16 Reply

Shooting stars make bulletholes.

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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 07:59:57 Reply

At 12/20/07 07:07 AM, Antarct wrote: I don't run around the house and break stuff with it.

Then you have never had a true boner, my Son. I have slain men with my boner when 'tis but an angry boner.


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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 08:19:58 Reply

At 12/20/07 07:59 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
At 12/20/07 07:07 AM, Antarct wrote: I don't run around the house and break stuff with it.
Then you have never had a true boner, my Son. I have slain men with my boner when 'tis but an angry boner.

So we should never awaken a sleeping and angry boner?

Leave it sleeping= Stay alive?


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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 08:21:26 Reply

A raging boner is just an exxageration faggots use to explain their cock is feeling large and can probably take down a building.

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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 08:28:06 Reply

At 12/20/07 08:19 AM, Corky-D wrote: So we should never awaken a sleeping and angry boner?

Leave it sleeping= Stay alive?

The boner is an aggressive animal, but it is also an intelligent one. It understands the symbiotic nature of your existances. It'll kill everyone you know and love though.


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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 08:31:06 Reply

Raging boner is a boner to the extreme.


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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 08:34:25 Reply

A boner with ineffable proportions that cannot be defined, only experienced.


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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 08:35:38 Reply

Neck a bottle of viagra.

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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 08:37:13 Reply

At 12/20/07 08:28 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
At 12/20/07 08:19 AM, Corky-D wrote: So we should never awaken a sleeping and angry boner?

Leave it sleeping= Stay alive?
The boner is an aggressive animal, but it is also an intelligent one. It understands the symbiotic nature of your existances. It'll kill everyone you know and love though.

You mean kinda like this?


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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 08:40:25 Reply

At 12/20/07 08:37 AM, metalstorm wrote: You mean kinda like this?

Wow this is sick


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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 08:40:29 Reply

Its Boner-Inducing.


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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 08:43:52 Reply

At 12/20/07 08:40 AM, Antarct wrote:
At 12/20/07 08:37 AM, metalstorm wrote: You mean kinda like this?
Wow this is sick

If by sick you mean hillarious...


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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 08:45:06 Reply

At 12/20/07 08:43 AM, metalstorm wrote:
At 12/20/07 08:40 AM, Antarct wrote:
At 12/20/07 08:37 AM, metalstorm wrote: You mean kinda like this?
Wow this is sick
If by sick you mean hillarious...

by hilarious you mean i lol'd.


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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 08:45:40 Reply

At 12/20/07 08:43 AM, metalstorm wrote:
At 12/20/07 08:40 AM, Antarct wrote:
At 12/20/07 08:37 AM, metalstorm wrote: You mean kinda like this?
Wow this is sick
If by sick you mean hillarious...

I don't really find it to be either. I really liked the one where the guy who is knocked over is healed by a shot of medicine.


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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 08:47:35 Reply

At 12/20/07 07:44 AM, SaltshakerClock wrote: i have had one, it hurts, A LOT. and i didn't beat off, so i threw ice on it......

bad mistake.....

Lmfao, its better off hot man. Just be careful not to rip the skin off or something in excitement if youre gonna beat it off... OR just stare on it as it slowly shrinks down to its regular size again.

People who got raging boner should rather just have self control. Speaking from my experience, beating off would only later leave me emotional scars, every time... :( Yeah thats just the way it is, i am me and you are you. You dont wanna be me and i dont wanna be you, because of different reasons, this and that, the meaning of life, yaddi yaddi yaddi etc.

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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 08:50:12 Reply

Rawr I'm a boner.

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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 08:50:21 Reply

At 12/20/07 08:45 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
At 12/20/07 08:43 AM, metalstorm wrote:
At 12/20/07 08:40 AM, Antarct wrote:
At 12/20/07 08:37 AM, metalstorm wrote: You mean kinda like this?
Wow this is sick
If by sick you mean hillarious...
I don't really find it to be either. I really liked the one where the guy who is knocked over is healed by a shot of medicine.

I can't actually recall that one and I can't be botherd to check cause my internets capped:( Personally I just find them all hillarious just because they are so fucked up if that makes sence.


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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 08:52:49 Reply

At 12/20/07 08:50 AM, metalstorm wrote: I can't actually recall that one and I can't be botherd to check cause my internets capped:( Personally I just find them all hillarious just because they are so fucked up if that makes sence.

I just find them to be surreal (in the modern sense). That is the only one to make me laugh though, the others just make me wonder how people find it funny.


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Response to Raging boner 2007-12-20 08:54:03 Reply

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