2007 Politics Awards

[reviewer-general]

Hello, everyone. Attempt #2 in progress.

First of all, I would like to extend thanks to JoS for letting this go through, and I'm sorry that yours did not work out. However, I think you will all be happy with what we have here.
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2007 Politics Awards

RULES:

-You CANNOT, under ANY circumstances vote for yourself. Doing so will result in the invalidation of the rest of your votes, so don't push your luck.
-You can only vote once. No shit.
-Voting ends January 1st at 12:00 midnight, Eastern Time. Any votes after this deadline will not be counted.
-In case of a tie, I will open voting between the tied parties FOR 24 HOURS ONLY. If we are still tied after this period, then we go to Deathmatch. Wait, what?
-Good luck everyone!

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Process for Submission of Ideas: If you feel there are any categories that should be added or changes made, please PM ME instead of posting here. I reserve all rights to accept or deny any ideas submitted to me. YOU MAY ONLY SUBMIT SUGGESTIONS UNTIL MIDNIGHT TOMMOROW, SO HURRY!

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Best Poster - this is the user who consistently posts in an intelligent, concise manner. Plus, (s)he is not a total dick.

Worst Poster - one of the users that makes the mods wish Wade had given them a "destroy user" button and makes you want to scream in frustration. Did I say "want"? *winkwinkwink* YOU DO NOT WANT TO WIN THIS AWARD!

Most Underrated Poster - despite posting some of the best arguments on this forum, this user goes largely noticed / unappreciated. This user probably deserves to win "Best Poster", but you all are whore. Show some lovin'!

Most Overrated User - Why the FUCK do people even like this guy? Pop this jerks over inflated ego!

Most Helpful Poster - this user is always ready to help a fellow NG'er out, whether it be on the BBS or in the real world.

Least Helpful Poster - This jackass revels in making the other users feel like shite. Give this asshole a piece of your mind.

Pontificate Award - the BBS is not only a place for politics, but religion as well. This user has shown him-/herself to be the most knowledgeable in matters of religion, and they are not an intolerant prick about it either.

Charles Darwin Award - user most knowledgeable on evolution / the most hardcore atheist here (not necessarily a good thing *wink wink*).

Steven Hawking Award for the Sciences - the user most knowledgeable in matters relating to the sciences. No, being crippled does not gain you extra votes.

Troll Award - this user goes out of his way to be a dick to everyone who crosses his / her path. Regardless of the topic, this user starts a flame war.

Chris Hansen Mediator Award - this user keeps the thread in one piece after the trolls come rolling through. Fair and balanced, and without much of an ego.

Best Newcomer - this new user has made the BBS a better place to trawl. Sign-up date of 1-01-07 REQUIRED! NO EXCEPTIONS!

Most Improved Poster - this user has made huge progress in the last year. Minimum sign-up date NOT required.

Gen. George S. Patton Award - this user is most knowledgeable in matters pertaining to the Armed Forces.

Gen. Michael Hayden Award - user most knowledgeable in foreign affairs, foreign policy, War on Terror, etc. etc.

Thomas Ewing Award - user most informed of domestic issues.

John Roberts Award - user most knowledgeable in legal affairs

Alan Greenspan Award - user most knowledgeable on economic matters.

"I, Lewis 'Scooter' Libby" Award for Perjury - Award for whoever makes up the most bullshit.

Robert Novak Award for Integrity - This user has no morals and will do / say anything without considering the consequences

Court Jester Award - funniest, goofiest, zaniest, <insert adjective here> user.

Most Overzealous Mod Award - either they go completely overboard ALL the time, or they just do a phenomenal job. But I think we all know a certain female Louisianan who will be winning this. Wait, can I say that? FIGHT DA POWER!

VOTE FAIRLY!

Cheers!

r-g ;

[Idiot-Finder]

Could only do few for now, I'll try to do more tomorrow.

[JudgeDredd]

Awesome. 10 / 10 !! Let the games begin..

[SolInvictus]

At 12/19/07 10:42 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Charles Darwin Award - user most knowledgeable on evolution / the most hardcore atheist here (not necessarily a good thing *wink wink*).

how about a Darwin and Dawkins award. rolling evolution and and super atheism into the same award seems a little unjust.

[MortifiedPenguins]

At 12/19/07 10:42 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

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Best Poster -

Fli, Spanish Fli, ButterFli. Whatever the name.

Worst Poster -

Mesmorize

Most Underrated Poster -

I would probally vote Ravariel.

Most Overrated User -

Der Lowe (It's a joke,)

Most Helpful Poster -

SevenSieze

Least Helpful Poster -

Cellardoor. His argument are wisely worded, but he has the knack to antagonize anyone.

Pontificate Award -

I like Ravariel

Charles Darwin Award -

Elfer. Without a doubt, or maybe Red Skunk. No Elfer

Steven Hawking Award for the Sciences -

Abstain.

Troll Award -

Mesmorize

Chris Hansen Mediator Award -

Lapis

Best Newcomer - this new user has made the BBS a better place to trawl. Sign-up date of 1-01-07 REQUIRED! NO EXCEPTIONS!

Abstain

Most Improved Poster - this user has made huge progress in the last year. Minimum sign-up date NOT required.

Demo

Gen. George S. Patton Award -

Mason

Gen. Michael Hayden Award -

Mason

Thomas Ewing Award

Stafffighter

John Roberts Award -

Alan Greenspan Award -

No idea

"I, Lewis 'Scooter' Libby" Award for Perjury -

Newgrounds as a whole

Robert Novak Award for Integrity -

Imperator, first name that comes to mind.

Court Jester Award - funniest, goofiest, zaniest, <insert adjective here> user.

Seven

Most Overzealous Mod Award -

Fight the Power.
Preotas.

[therealsylvos]

I see a problem if we have almost as many categories as regs

[Malachy]

At 12/19/07 11:11 PM, therealsylvos wrote: I see a problem if we have almost as many categories as regs

just take your participation ribbon and be happy!

[Imperator]

At 12/19/07 10:42 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Best Poster - this is the user who consistently posts in an intelligent, concise manner. Plus, (s)he is not a total dick.

lapis. Wait, consistently posts, or posts in an intelligent manner consistently? Ah, doesn't matter.....

Worst Poster - one of the users that makes the mods wish Wade had given them a "destroy user" button and makes you want to scream in frustration. Did I say "want"? *winkwinkwink* YOU DO NOT WANT TO WIN THIS AWARD!

Shaggy. This is the one he wants to win right? Well, he's an OK enough guy to get his wish.

Most Underrated Poster - despite posting some of the best arguments on this forum, this user goes largely noticed / unappreciated. This user probably deserves to win "Best Poster", but you all are whore. Show some lovin'!

MortifiedPenguins.

Most Overrated User - Why the FUCK do people even like this guy? Pop this jerks over inflated ego!

WolvenBear

Most Helpful Poster - this user is always ready to help a fellow NG'er out, whether it be on the BBS or in the real world.

TheMason. :)

Least Helpful Poster - This jackass revels in making the other users feel like shite. Give this asshole a piece of your mind.

None. If another user is able to make you feel like shit because of a NG BBS post.....you've got issues.

Pontificate Award - the BBS is not only a place for politics, but religion as well. This user has shown him-/herself to be the most knowledgeable in matters of religion, and they are not an intolerant prick about it either.

Sol Invictus. My lord and god.

Charles Darwin Award - user most knowledgeable on evolution / the most hardcore atheist here (not necessarily a good thing *wink wink*).

Ravariel.

Steven Hawking Award for the Sciences - the user most knowledgeable in matters relating to the sciences. No, being crippled does not gain you extra votes.

EndGameOmega. Science GOD! No pun intended.

Troll Award - this user goes out of his way to be a dick to everyone who crosses his / her path. Regardless of the topic, this user starts a flame war.

MEMORIZE!! Cheers buddy!

Chris Hansen Mediator Award - this user keeps the thread in one piece after the trolls come rolling through. Fair and balanced, and without much of an ego.

Drakim.

Best Newcomer - this new user has made the BBS a better place to trawl. Sign-up date of 1-01-07 REQUIRED! NO EXCEPTIONS!

None. I never check sign up dates unless something prompts me to.

Most Improved Poster - this user has made huge progress in the last year. Minimum sign-up date NOT required.

Dre-Man!

Gen. George S. Patton Award - this user is most knowledgeable in matters pertaining to the Armed Forces.

TheMason.

Gen. Michael Hayden Award - user most knowledgeable in foreign affairs, foreign policy, War on Terror, etc. etc.

JudgeDredd? I dunno.....I don't pay all that much attention to these things....

Thomas Ewing Award - user most informed of domestic issues.

JudgeDredd.

John Roberts Award - user most knowledgeable in legal affairs

MortifiedPenguins.

Alan Greenspan Award - user most knowledgeable on economic matters.

Elfer.

"I, Lewis 'Scooter' Libby" Award for Perjury - Award for whoever makes up the most bullshit.

Shaggy.

Robert Novak Award for Integrity - This user has no morals and will do / say anything without considering the consequences

Cellardoor6

Court Jester Award - funniest, goofiest, zaniest, <insert adjective here> user.

Cellardoor6. Makes ME laugh anyways..... :)

Most Overzealous Mod Award - either they go completely overboard ALL the time, or they just do a phenomenal job. But I think we all know a certain female Louisianan who will be winning this. Wait, can I say that? FIGHT DA POWER!

Subliminal advertising doesn't work....or does it?
SevenSeize. For the latter descriptions.

Well done R-G.

[TheMason]

How about having this as a nomination thread and then having a voting thread?

Might make it easier to count the votes.

[SadisticMonkey]

At 12/19/07 10:42 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

Best Poster - Elfer

Worst Poster - Memorize

Most Underrated user - Ravariel

Most Overrated User - Cellardoor6

Most Helpful Poster - Elfer

Least Helpful Poster - Memorize

Pontificate Award - Earfethish

Charles Darwin Award - Earfetish

Steven Hawking Award for the Sciences - Elfer

Troll Award - Memorize

Chris Hansen Mediator Award - TheMason

Best Newcomer - N/A

Most Improved Poster - Drakim

Gen. George S. Patton Award - Cellardoor6

Gen. Michael Hayden Award - Celldoor6

Thomas Ewing Award - Cellardoor6

John Roberts Award - N/A

Alan Greenspan Award - N/A

"I, Lewis 'Scooter' Libby" Award for Perjury - Zoraxe7

Robert Novak Award for Integrity - Zoraxe7

Court Jester Award - Shaggytheclown17

Most Overzealous Mod Award -Proteas

[Memorize]

Looks like after 2 years of trying, I might actually obtain the troll award, at least in this thread.

btw: Australian voters are still absolute idiots.

Have a nice day. CHEERS!

[Ravariel]

Wow... change the categories a bit and I get mentioned several times... *blush*

<susanlucci>You love me, you really love me!</susanlucci>

*cough*... anyhoo....

At 12/19/07 10:42 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Best Poster - this is the user who consistently posts in an intelligent, concise manner. Plus, (s)he is not a total dick.

Drakim

Worst Poster - one of the users that makes the mods wish Wade had given them a "destroy user" button and makes you want to scream in frustration. Did I say "want"? *winkwinkwink* YOU DO NOT WANT TO WIN THIS AWARD!

Memorize (luv ya, hun)

Most Underrated Poster - despite posting some of the best arguments on this forum, this user goes largely noticed / unappreciated. This user probably deserves to win "Best Poster", but you all are whore. Show some lovin'!

Draconias (if Smilez didn't always complain about being ignored, he'd get it, but alas)

Most Overrated User - Why the FUCK do people even like this guy? Pop this jerks over inflated ego!

cellardoor6

Most Helpful Poster - this user is always ready to help a fellow NG'er out, whether it be on the BBS or in the real world.

TheMason

Least Helpful Poster - This jackass revels in making the other users feel like shite. Give this asshole a piece of your mind.

Memorize

Pontificate Award - the BBS is not only a place for politics, but religion as well. This user has shown him-/herself to be the most knowledgeable in matters of religion, and they are not an intolerant prick about it either.

Imperator

Charles Darwin Award - user most knowledgeable on evolution / the most hardcore atheist here (not necessarily a good thing *wink wink*).

Elfer (got the goods that make even me go "well, shit, i didn't know that!")

Steven Hawking Award for the Sciences - the user most knowledgeable in matters relating to the sciences. No, being crippled does not gain you extra votes.

EndGameOmega (makes me look like a child when it comes to physics ;_;)

Troll Award - this user goes out of his way to be a dick to everyone who crosses his / her path. Regardless of the topic, this user starts a flame war.

Memorize (congratulations!)

Chris Hansen Mediator Award - this user keeps the thread in one piece after the trolls come rolling through. Fair and balanced, and without much of an ego.

lapis

Best Newcomer - this new user has made the BBS a better place to trawl. Sign-up date of 1-01-07 REQUIRED! NO EXCEPTIONS!

I'd say EndGame, but he signed up a month too soon, so my vote goes to Sajberhippien.

Most Improved Poster - this user has made huge progress in the last year. Minimum sign-up date NOT required.

I'm afraid I don't have enough knowledge to comment on this one. I may have to fill in da blank later. :(

Gen. George S. Patton Award - this user is most knowledgeable in matters pertaining to the Armed Forces.

TheMason (is there really any doubt?)

Gen. Michael Hayden Award - user most knowledgeable in foreign affairs, foreign policy, War on Terror, etc. etc.

TheMason

Thomas Ewing Award - user most informed of domestic issues.

Proteas

John Roberts Award - user most knowledgeable in legal affairs

Proteas

Alan Greenspan Award - user most knowledgeable on economic matters.

Der-Lowe

"I, Lewis 'Scooter' Libby" Award for Perjury - Award for whoever makes up the most bullshit.

Shaggy

Robert Novak Award for Integrity - This user has no morals and will do / say anything without considering the consequences

Memorize

Court Jester Award - funniest, goofiest, zaniest, <insert adjective here> user.

poxpower

Most Overzealous Mod Award - either they go completely overboard ALL the time, or they just do a phenomenal job. But I think we all know a certain female Louisianan who will be winning this. Wait, can I say that? FIGHT DA POWER!

Don't you mean "FIGHT DA POXPOWER!"?

get's hit by Seven's bannination stick

[Memorize]

At 12/20/07 01:34 AM, Ravariel wrote:

Worst Poster - one of the users that makes the mods wish Wade had given them a "destroy user" button and makes you want to scream in frustration. Did I say "want"? *winkwinkwink* YOU DO NOT WANT TO WIN THIS AWARD!

Memorize (luv ya, hun)

And despite what it says, I actually do want it.

I've wanted it for 2 years and no matter how "asshole-ish" I get, I never win it. Why?

[Ravariel]

At 12/20/07 01:51 AM, Memorize wrote:

At 12/20/07 01:34 AM, Ravariel wrote:

Worst Poster - one of the users that makes the mods wish Wade had given them a "destroy user" button and makes you want to scream in frustration. Did I say "want"? *winkwinkwink* YOU DO NOT WANT TO WIN THIS AWARD!

Memorize (luv ya, hun)

And despite what it says, I actually do want it.

I've wanted it for 2 years and no matter how "asshole-ish" I get, I never win it. Why?

Probably because you want it. And us, by giving it to you, are enabling your sadomasochism. But like I said in the previous topic... Dre-Man isn't around anymore so I can't give it to him, thus you win by default. Congratulations.

I think...

[cellardoor6]

At 12/19/07 10:42 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

Best Poster - this is the user who consistently posts in an intelligent, concise manner. Plus, (s)he is not a total dick.

lapis.

Even though he posts like once a week.

Worst Poster - one of the users that makes the mods wish Wade had given them a "destroy user" button and makes you want to scream in frustration. Did I say "want"? *winkwinkwink* YOU DO NOT WANT TO WIN THIS AWARD!

Imperator.

Ravariel is a close second.

Most Underrated Poster - despite posting some of the best arguments on this forum, this user goes largely noticed / unappreciated. This user probably deserves to win "Best Poster", but you all are whore. Show some lovin'!

TheMason

Otherwise me.

Most Overrated User - Why the FUCK do people even like this guy? Pop this jerks over inflated ego!

Imperator.

I really don't understand how anyone could possibly think Imperator knows anything about what he's talking about. The guy has been proved wrong so often it's sad, especially in his claimed areas of expertise.

Every time he says something about politics, it's usually completely wrong.

For fuck sake, Imperator thought that Bill Clinton was President during the Gulf War. How people think Imperator actually knows anything about political issues... that's just flummoxing.

Most Helpful Poster - this user is always ready to help a fellow NG'er out, whether it be on the BBS or in the real world.

TheMason.

He's nice even to the dumbest of users, tends to tread lightly and reeducate people in as soft a manner as possible.

Least Helpful Poster - This jackass revels in making the other users feel like shite. Give this asshole a piece of your mind.

Ravariel.

The guy can't argue any points, so he waits for other people to start arguing, picks sides, and gangs up on the person he wants to piss off.

Pontificate Award - the BBS is not only a place for politics, but religion as well. This user has shown him-/herself to be the most knowledgeable in matters of religion, and they are not an intolerant prick about it either.

Lapis.

Charles Darwin Award - user most knowledgeable on evolution / the most hardcore atheist here (not necessarily a good thing *wink wink*).

Drakim.

Steven Hawking Award for the Sciences - the user most knowledgeable in matters relating to the sciences. No, being crippled does not gain you extra votes.

Hmm, I don't know, pass.

Troll Award - this user goes out of his way to be a dick to everyone who crosses his / her path. Regardless of the topic, this user starts a flame war.

Demosthenez.

Chris Hansen Mediator Award - this user keeps the thread in one piece after the trolls come rolling through. Fair and balanced, and without much of an ego.

I don't know, pass.

Best Newcomer - this new user has made the BBS a better place to trawl. Sign-up date of 1-01-07 REQUIRED! NO EXCEPTIONS!

Pass.

Most Improved Poster - this user has made huge progress in the last year. Minimum sign-up date NOT required.

Pass.

Gen. George S. Patton Award - this user is most knowledgeable in matters pertaining to the Armed Forces.

TheMason

Otherwise me.

Gen. Michael Hayden Award - user most knowledgeable in foreign affairs, foreign policy, War on Terror, etc. etc.

Lapis

Otherwise me.

Thomas Ewing Award - user most informed of domestic issues.

I don't know.

John Roberts Award - user most knowledgeable in legal affairs

I don't know.

Alan Greenspan Award - user most knowledgeable on economic matters.

Elfer

Otherwise me.

"I, Lewis 'Scooter' Libby" Award for Perjury - Award for whoever makes up the most bullshit.

Imperator for absolutely certain.

But JoS and bcdemon are tied for 2nd place in that area.

Robert Novak Award for Integrity - This user has no morals and will do / say anything without considering the consequences

Imperator.

Court Jester Award - funniest, goofiest, zaniest, <insert adjective here> user.

poxpower

Most Overzealous Mod Award - either they go completely overboard ALL the time, or they just do a phenomenal job. But I think we all know a certain female Louisianan who will be winning this. Wait, can I say that? FIGHT DA POWER!

Pass

[SadisticMonkey]

At 12/20/07 12:35 AM, Memorize wrote: btw: Australian voters are still absolute idiots.

It wasn't Australian voters that elected George Bush.

[SlithVampir]

At 12/19/07 10:42 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

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Best Poster - this is the user who consistently posts in an intelligent, concise manner. Plus, (s)he is t Inot a total dick.

(lol shaggy the clown) Not really.

No vote here.

Worst Poster -

Hmm.... Memorize

Most Underrated Poster -

SmilezRoyale

Least Helpful Poster - This jackass revels in making the other users feel like shite. Give this asshole a piece of your mind.

Memorize. See a pattern?

Pontificate Award -

Drakim

Charles Darwin Award -

Drakim

Troll Award -

MEMORIZE!!!!

Chris Hansen Mediator Award -

SevenSeize

"I, Lewis 'Scooter' Libby" Award for Perjury - Award for whoever makes up the most bullshit.

Shaggytheclown17

Robert Novak Award for Integrity - This user has no morals and will do / say anything without considering the consequences

Memorize

Most Overzealous Mod Award i

SevenSeize. Obviously.

[reviewer-general]

Hi everyone!

It seems like this "redesign" has been successful, I only have a few things to add on or clarify:

New Categories:

Charles Darwin Award* - user most knowledgeable on evolution

Richard Dawkins Award*

Keith Olbermann Award for Liberalism - This is the most liberal user here.

Bill O'Reilly Award for Conservatism - No, this is NOT a renamed troll award. Most conservative user.

* These categories were divided from the original Charles Dawwkins Award. People who have voted already, please clarify what your vote was for, or I will assume as best can. Thank you!

Clarifications:

Voting ends (at least for now) on Midnight, New Year's Eve (between the 31st and 1st).

Suggestions are to be kept to the PM SYSTEM ONLY.

Cheers!

r-g ;

[D2Kvirus]

Best Poster

SmilezRoyale

Worst Poster

WolvenBear - a post stalker, a troll and an ignoramus all wrapped up in one moronic package.

Most Underrated Poster

tony4moroney - I honestly can't remember this guy getting much credit, which he deserves.

Most Overrated User

Memorize

Most Helpful Poster

Der-Lowe

Least Helpful Poster

Memorize

Pontificate Award

Imperator

Charles Darwin Award

Ravariel

Steven Hawking Award for the Sciences

EndGameOmega

Troll Award

Demosthenez

Chris Hansen Mediator Award

Iapis

Best Newcomer

N/A

Most Improved Poster

Drakim

Gen. George S. Patton Award

TheMason

Gen. Michael Hayden Award

TheMason

Thomas Ewing Award

JudgeDredd

John Roberts Award

MortifiedPenguins

Alan Greenspan Award

Elfer

"I, Lewis 'Scooter' Libby" Award for Perjury

cellardoor6

Robert Novak Award for Integrity

cellardoor6

Court Jester Award

Dre-man - come on, the guy admitted to violating state gun laws on the board!!!

Most Overzealous Mod Award

Proteas

[Imperator]

At 12/20/07 04:14 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote:
It wasn't Australian voters that elected George Bush.

POW!

Wow... change the categories a bit and I get mentioned several times... *blush*

I lost votes....hahaha! Ah well.....
(bastards)

I really don't understand how anyone could possibly think Imperator knows anything about what he's talking about. The guy has been proved wrong so often it's sad, especially in his claimed areas of expertise. Bitch bitch, etc etc.

I believe in previous years stating why has been prohibited, for the obvious reason of it turning into a flame war.

May I request that we make this a rule so the thread doesn't go down in flames and get locked?

Charles Darwin Award* - user most knowledgeable on evolution

Sol Invictus

Richard Dawkins Award*

Ravariel

Keith Olbermann Award for Liberalism - This is the most liberal user here.

Tough one....I'm goin with Ravariel though....nothin else comes to mind right now.....

Bill O'Reilly Award for Conservatism - No, this is NOT a renamed troll award. Most conservative user.

WolvenBear. I would swear sometimes he sounds just like Bill O. :)

[Der-Lowe]

Shouldn't votes be secret? Oh well...

Best Poster - this is the user who consistently posts in an intelligent, concise manner. Plus, (s)he is not a total dick.

meu amigo, o lapis.

Most Underrated Poster - despite posting some of the best arguments on this forum, this user goes largely noticed / unappreciated. This user probably deserves to win "Best Poster", but you all are whore. Show some lovin'!

D2KVirus

Most Helpful Poster - this user is always ready to help a fellow NG'er out, whether it be on the BBS or in the real world.

Yo diría que se ven seis para este puesto... wait what?
SevenSeize

yeah, lame

Pontificate Award - the BBS is not only a place for politics, but religion as well. This user has shown him-/herself to be the most knowledgeable in matters of religion, and they are not an intolerant prick about it either.

Imperator.

Troll Award - this user goes out of his way to be a dick to everyone who crosses his / her path. Regardless of the topic, this user starts a flame war.

Memorize, because I want wishes to come true.

Gen. George S. Patton Award - this user is most knowledgeable in matters pertaining to the Armed Forces.

cellar

Alan Greenspan Award - user most knowledgeable on economic matters.

mortifiedpenguins

Court Jester Award - funniest, goofiest, zaniest, <insert adjective here> user.

Empanado
I wish it had been the Jerry Seinfeld award, so i wouldve been able to call him a stealth jew

Most Overzealous Mod Award - either they go completely overboard ALL the time, or they just do a phenomenal job. But I think we all know a certain female Louisianan who will be winning this. Wait, can I say that? FIGHT DA POWER!

Proteas, because I don't want to be told whom to vote.

VOTE FAIRLY!

no

Cheers!

*gulps down his Newage*

[Der-Lowe]

Damn, I forgot about the new categories.
I have nothing much to add, really.

Keith Olbermann Award for Liberalism - This is the most liberal user here.

cellar, because of his constant support for Hillary Clinton
It would be REALLY fun if he won; and even funnier if SHE won.
We'd say, "good job with the campaign, cellar!"

[reviewer-general]

Further rules:

Keep the discussion to a minimum. Following suit from General, I shall make a Discussion thread where you tell each other why you voted the way you did or DIDN'T.

I expect tears.

DON'T FORGET THE NEW CATEGORIES, PEOPLE!

r-g ;

[SmilezRoyale]

SOMONE NOMINATTEEEED MEEE????

i feel special.

[SlithVampir]

At 12/20/07 06:43 AM, reviewer-general wrote:
Charles Darwin Award* - user most knowledgeable on evolution

Drakim

Richard Dawkins Award*

Drakim

Keith Olbermann Award for Liberalism - This is the most liberal user here.

Tony4moroney

Bill O'Reilly Award for Conservatism - No, this is NOT a renamed troll award. Most conservative user.

Proteas

[JudgeDredd]

Hot Diggity! Here she goes...

Best Poster -

EndGameOmega (could have scored 'most improved newcomer' if there was such a thing, but equally deserving of this award)

Most Underrated Poster -

Bolo (woot! i'm not even on his hate list - yet! ; )

Most Helpful Poster

The Mason (i've finally learnt his *secret handshake*)

Least Helpful Poster - This jackass revels in making the other users feel like shite.

cellardoor6 (flame king of the year, although by the most extrordinary efforts nonetheless)

Pontificate Award -

SolInvictus (hmm.. could be someone more deserving, but theological head-banging ain't my thing)

Charles Darwin Award -

morefngdbs (actually deserves Most Helpful Award imho, but this'll do just fine)

Steven Hawking Award for the Sciences -

EndGameOmega (person most likely to invent the Bambleweeny-57 Sub-Meson Brain, fo' real)

Keith Olbermann Award for Liberalism -

Elfer (a country run by Elfer would be a country i'd be proud to live in!)

Bill O'Reilly Award for Conservatism -

cellardoor6 (a country run by cellarduh would look almost exactly like America looks today, with a few more dead hippies)

Troll Award -

Memorize (played for again, and got.. again?)

Chris Hansen Mediator Award - this user keeps the thread in one piece after the trolls come rolling through. Fair and balanced..

Proteas (filling Funks shoes is no mean feat - feat get it?)

Best Newcomer -

tony4moroney (..hey, just don't read his profile whatever you do!)

Most Improved Poster -

Grammer (even his grammer is improving : )

Gen. George S. Patton Award - this user is most knowledgeable in matters pertaining to the Armed Forces.

The Mason .. (hey, no contest!)

Gen. Michael Hayden Award - user most knowledgeable in foreign affairs.

Imperator (insights into modern conflicts, something America most lacks)

Thomas Ewing Award - user most informed of domestic issues.

D2Kvirus (Britain, will it ever be Great again?)

John Roberts Award - user most knowledgeable in legal affairs

Elfer (legalize it!)

Alan Greenspan Award - user most knowledgeable on economic matters.

Demosthenez (hey, where have all our tax dollars gone now?)

"I, Lewis 'Scooter' Libby" Award for Perjury - Award for whoever makes up the most bullshit.

cellardoor6 (.."i've seen the moon landing site through a telescope" <-- note: would require a mirror about 100 meters in diameter ; )

Robert Novak Award for Integrity -

Demosthenez (still pushing all the right buttons a least)

Court Jester Award - funniest, goofiest, zaniest, <insert adjective here> user.

poxpower (omg, cellar and i actually agree on something!)

Most Overzealous Mod Award

SevenSeize (meant in the nicest possibly way, mom) : P

Hawt Chick Award

Leeloo-Minai .. (missin' joo hun!)

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[reviewer-general]

ONE LAST CHANGE!

I hope...

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Teddy Roosevelt Award for Environmentalism - user most informed on environmental issues, esp. Global Warming.

r-g ;

[Memorize]

At 12/20/07 04:14 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote:

It wasn't Australian voters that elected George Bush.

But it was Australian voters who decided that even though they had virtually next to no existance in Iraq anyway, and while they were experiencing great economic success, to vote in someone that would possibley destroy that success.

ie. Dumbasses. Like you.

[Memorize]

At 12/19/07 10:42 PM, reviewer-general wrote:

Best Poster - this is the user who consistently posts in an intelligent, concise manner. Plus, (s)he is not a total dick.

Mason

Worst Poster - one of the users that makes the mods wish Wade had given them a "destroy user" button and makes you want to scream in frustration. Did I say "want"? *winkwinkwink* YOU DO NOT WANT TO WIN THIS AWARD!

Shaggy

Most Underrated Poster - despite posting some of the best arguments on this forum, this user goes largely noticed / unappreciated. This user probably deserves to win "Best Poster", but you all are whore. Show some lovin'!

N/A

Most Overrated User - Why the FUCK do people even like this guy? Pop this jerks over inflated ego!

TONY!

...Or me.

Helpful Poster - this user is always ready to help a fellow NG'er out, whether it be on the BBS or in the real world.

N/A

Helpful Poster - This jackass revels in making the other users feel like shite. Give this asshole a piece of your mind.

Shaggy!

...Or me...

Pontificate Award - the BBS is not only a place for politics, but religion as well. This user has shown him-/herself to be the most knowledgeable in matters of religion, and they are not an intolerant prick about it either.

Lapis!

But... when has he not been?

Troll Award - this user goes out of his way to be a dick to everyone who crosses his / her path. Regardless of the topic, this user starts a flame war.

Begoner...

Or me.

Chris Hansen Mediator Award - this user keeps the thread in one piece after the trolls come rolling through. Fair and balanced, and without much of an ego.

Proteas!

Most Improved Poster - this user has made huge progress in the last year. Minimum sign-up date NOT required.

N/A

Gen. George S. Patton Award - this user is most knowledgeable in matters pertaining to the Armed Forces.

Mason, hands down.

Gen. Michael Hayden Award - user most knowledgeable in foreign affairs, foreign policy, War on Terror, etc. etc.

Cellar... Mason!

Can't...choose.

Alan Greenspan Award - user most knowledgeable on economic matters.

Cellar?

"I, Lewis 'Scooter' Libby" Award for Perjury - Award for whoever makes up the most bullshit.

Shaggy...

Or me...\

Robert Novak Award for Integrity - This user has no morals and will do / say anything without considering the consequences

Begoner.

Or me...

Court Jester Award - funniest, goofiest, zaniest, <insert adjective here> user.

Once again... Pox

Most Overzealous Mod Award - either they go completely overboard ALL the time, or they just do a phenomenal job. But I think we all know a certain female Louisianan who will be winning this. Wait, can I say that? FIGHT DA POWER!

Overzealous?

Poxy!

Reviewer General... what a moron...

[Imperator]

Reviewer General... what a moron...

HAHAHAHA! You try so hard......
Don't overdo it Mem, you might turn people off from voting for you!

Merry Christmas love. :)