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Congrats.

At 12/18/07 04:52 PM, The-evil-bucket wrote: God doesn't like you.

Get over it dude, God doesn't have the time to think about any of us...

I'm 13 and have jacked off every now and again. Not that big a deal, but congratz anyway.

At 12/18/07 04:47 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 12/18/07 04:32 PM, doupen wrote: wewt :p. It takes guts to talk about masturbation in public.

Not on NG. On NG it's almost expected of you.

Lol Freeeddooom! Most other bbs's I've seen arent like this. :p

At 12/18/07 04:56 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote: I'm 13 and have jacked off every now and again. Not that big a deal, but congratz anyway.

Weren't you 17 a few days ago? 0___o

I can do it in under 1 minute now . heres the trick. Hold your breath and tell yourself not to breat untill youve finished wanking. Also id excepect to be having regular sex at the age of 16.

At 12/18/07 04:57 PM, Sk8erGirl13 wrote:

At 12/18/07 04:56 PM, green-day-fan1 wrote: I'm 13 and have jacked off every now and again. Not that big a deal, but congratz anyway.

Weren't you 17 a few days ago? 0___o

no, I was 13 a few days ago.

Wow strump. First time eh? I can tell ya, it won´t be your last, lol.

So, was it enjoyable first time?

Was it piss that came put though?

At 12/18/07 04:32 PM, doupen wrote: It takes guts to talk about masturbation in public.

This isn't public! This is a fucking message board. We're practically anonymous, so it's easy:

Hey guys, I jerked off this morning.

(Actually, I didn't... but you get the point.)

At 12/18/07 05:28 PM, Life-Stream wrote: Wow strump. First time eh? I can tell ya, it won´t be your last, lol.
So, was it enjoyable first time?

Oh hell yeah it was awesome.

At 12/18/07 05:30 PM, LordSkeletor wrote: Was it piss that came put though?

I thought that a first but I could feel it wasn't. If piss could come through after that, I dunno man.

Plus I suck at it. I did it for the 3rd time just a few minutes ago, and I tried to keep going after I cummed. Didn't work.

At 12/18/07 09:30 PM, strumpy wrote:

At 12/18/07 05:28 PM, Life-Stream wrote: Wow strump. First time eh? I can tell ya, it won´t be your last, lol.
So, was it enjoyable first time?

Oh hell yeah it was awesome.

Plus I suck at it. I did it for the 3rd time just a few minutes ago, and I tried to keep going after I cummed. Didn't work.

Yeah thats what I did back in 6th grade a long time ago I tried the same thing nothing happened.

Congratulations I guess...
Seriously don't overdo it though.

Godly...good for you...

Ewww.

Too much information dude.

Everyone whacks off at sometime in there life, guys girls, lezbians etc... so gratz

16?? only done it now??? god bless you son that must have been hell

*starts clapping*

good job. now go fap ON them or fap to lookin at popcorn.

Congrats! You're going to hell! I dont masturbate, religion fears prevent me.

Now try it with something in your ass.

At 12/18/07 09:57 PM, tekcos wrote: Now try it with something in your ass.

Heh..

Wait...

that doesn't help....

At 12/18/07 04:33 PM, strumpy wrote:

:Scared of doing it wrong.

How the fuck can you masturbate wrong? I mean, unless you're using steel wool or a belt sander or something, there's very little you can do wrong. It's a rudimentary exercise. Monkeys do it. Are you better than a monkey? If you're as religious as you say you are, I say, 'perhaps!'

soon, young grasshopper, u will learn to be able to use any hand just as good
lol.. ytf did u tell a public internet forum