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Christmas Penis 2007-12-18 15:46:32 Reply

Fucking immature as hell, but the whole scenery was magical and hilarious. We had to make some Christmas glitter and shit in class today, and we (4 friends o' mine) were all tired of cutting and pasting the same fucking Christmas tree.

5 minutes of boredom already, and we decided to make something slightly mischevious with scissors and glue. Teacher just laughed and shaked his head upon discovery.
Not removed yet.

Behold:

Christmas Penis

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Response to Christmas Penis 2007-12-18 15:47:35 Reply

It's an arrow, right?

A Christmas arrow?


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Response to Christmas Penis 2007-12-18 15:47:39 Reply

tehehe


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Response to Christmas Penis 2007-12-18 15:47:45 Reply

Behold Water Penis!


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Response to Christmas Penis 2007-12-18 15:48:04 Reply

lol a penis!


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Response to Christmas Penis 2007-12-18 15:48:32 Reply

It looks like the ace of spades and the ace of clubs tied themself together.


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Response to Christmas Penis 2007-12-18 15:49:55 Reply

At 12/18/07 03:48 PM, Officer wrote: It looks like the ace of spades and the ace of clubs tied themself together.

I fucking hate precision cutting. You do the math.

At 12/18/07 03:47 PM, Kuro wrote: It's an arrow, right?

It's a magical candy arrow. Just as Santa told you.

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Response to Christmas Penis 2007-12-18 15:50:01 Reply

Nice. If I did anything like that in my school, I'd probably end up getting sent to the counselor for being disturbed...

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Response to Christmas Penis 2007-12-18 15:51:02 Reply

And to think, I got suspended for getting mine out in food tech.


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Response to Christmas Penis 2007-12-18 15:52:54 Reply

*Cue documentary music*

The majestic penis must swim upstream every year, braving bears and other dangers, until it reaches the place of its birth. There, along with thousands of other penises, it spawns.


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Response to Christmas Penis 2007-12-18 15:58:14 Reply

it's a smiling man with glasses and a very big nose!


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Response to Christmas Penis 2007-12-18 15:59:29 Reply

At 12/18/07 03:51 PM, Sidorio wrote: And to think, I got suspended for getting mine out in food tech.

Oh.. Oh dear.

At 12/18/07 03:58 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: it's a smiling man with glasses and a very big nose!

Oh yeah. It's Santa with a bigger nose if the teacher asks ;)

At 12/18/07 03:52 PM, Cantorsdust wrote: *Cue documentary music*

Haha, ace.

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Response to Christmas Penis 2007-12-18 16:49:34 Reply

man with helmet and two bowling balls :)


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Response to Christmas Penis 2007-12-18 16:50:56 Reply

At 12/18/07 03:47 PM, Kuro wrote: It's an arrow, right?

A Christmas arrow?

and where do we put that arrow?


yhf

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Response to Christmas Penis 2007-12-18 16:57:57 Reply

HA. Its a space rocket.

blast off!

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Response to Christmas Penis 2007-12-18 16:59:14 Reply

That is one funky looking penis, my good sir.


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Response to Christmas Penis 2007-12-18 16:59:46 Reply

NG still loves cock jokes, eh?

good.

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Response to Christmas Penis 2007-12-18 17:00:18 Reply

DOn't worry.
Your mommy still loves you.


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Response to Christmas Penis 2007-12-18 17:10:24 Reply

Is it a mushroom?