Newgorunds, help me lose weight

[Dragonberry]

Newgrounds, I need your help! I want/need to lose 30 pounds, what are some efficient ways? I want to lose weight so I can feel good and feel good about my self-image. I wouldn't think of myself as repulsive, but it would help, plus, I want my dad to be proud of me, for getting and maintaining good health.

[SizZlE666]

Eat less move more.

[Thechickensparta]

Lipo?

[amanda]

Get your fatass off the computer and learn to skate.

DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible if you fall on your ass.

Seriously.

[Splintered]

Get a Remington 700.

Go to the Canadian North.

Bring a parka, pants, and nothing else.

Bring five bullets.

Stay there for 5 months.

Watch out for polar bears.

[Senri]

First post us a picture of your belly.

[Dragonberry]

At 12/17/07 08:33 PM, SizZlE666 wrote: Eat less move more.

Listen, I go to the gym every day, and eat in moderation, I've got that part, that's why i'm asking for help, I just don't lose the weight.

[mcshine]

on the ground and give me 50 NOW

[LeeJaySan]

No carbohydrates for you, eat more protein, exercise like hell, and sleep 8 hours a day! I was fat before!

[Officer]

Eat more.

[Timmy]

Easiest way to loose wait is to constantly be drinking water throughout the day (not Soda, Gatorade, etc)

This way, your digestive system keeps working and you burn more calories naturally.

Also, running causes you to drop weight reasonably well, but there is an initial lag time when nothing happens. After that period, though, the weight falls off like water.

[SockMyDink]

Do push-ups and take up track.

It worked for my friend.

[DanJones]

At 12/17/07 08:32 PM, Dragonberry wrote: what are some efficient ways?

Umm diet and excercise? nah that makes way too much sense.

Fuckin moron

[JoeAbbt-Grimes]

cut off your arms

[InsertFunnyUserName]

Dance, dance, dance. Dance all night.

Whoever knows what song that's from gets a cookie.

[chungy]

just do more exercise!

[Legionnaire-X]

http://www.wikihow.com/Special:LSearch?f ulltext=Search&search=how+to+lose+weight

[The-Eagle]

MOVE YOUR LAZY FUCKING ASS OUT OF THAT CHAIR!

yes, all caps, what are you gonna do about it?

[fatherbuck]

drink lots and lots of mr pibb and/or dr pepper. they taste delicious and are made from prunes which will help you lose weight. i do ti and i just can't gain any weight! 100% guaranteed!

warning: not 100% guaranteed, or 80%, or even 50%, or at all

[BrianEtrius]

1. Get the fuck off the computer.
2. Find something that's fun that you do outdoors and you have to work.
3. No, sitting doesn't count.
4. Eat less carbos.
5. Repeat.

[Testerline]

At 12/17/07 08:36 PM, Dragonberry wrote:

At 12/17/07 08:33 PM, SizZlE666 wrote: Eat less move more.

Listen, I go to the gym every day, and eat in moderation, I've got that part, that's why i'm asking for help, I just don't lose the weight.

It is really dependent on how much you weigh, body type, and how much fat you have. The best way to loose weight is to eat in moderation and eat mostly fruits and vegetables. Stay way from foods with lots of calories and lots of carbs. If you cut down your calories and increase your activities that is the best way to do it. It isn't the fastest but it is the healthiest and you will be more likely to keep the weight off. if you want to loose weight quickly stop eating and go though sweat sessions. Wear layered clothing and work out in a high temperature environment. This just cuts your water weight but it also burns a lot of calories. This is vary unhealthy and if your weight fluctuates rapidly it becomes harder to lose weight and keep it off.

[amanda]

At 12/17/07 08:38 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Dance, dance, dance. Dance all night.

Funny, I bought DDR Supernova 2 and play it all the time. I probably saved myself from 15 pounds there :D

[catman03]

It's really simple: open your fridge. See all that? Stop eating that, eat a fucking salad with mushrooms and maybe some chicken unless you're a vegetarian.

said the vegan

lol, anyway: excercise too. go out and take a walk to...somewhere. then you won't be such a fatass. newgorunds has aided you, now must return to tribe.

[DJkazuya]

At 12/17/07 08:38 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Dance, dance, dance. Dance all night.

Whoever knows what song that's from gets a cookie.

Isn't it: "Gonna dance the night away".

[Legionnaire-X]

At 12/17/07 08:55 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: http://www.wikihow.com/Special:LSearch?f ulltext=Search&search=how+to+lose+weight

Since I fucked it up last time.

[suppishman]

You fail..accept it

[Alastor]

Eat consistently but cut down on all the unhealthy stuff.

Exercise regularly. Go to the gym at least three times a week. Do strength training as well as cardio.

Drink plenty of water.

[RadioactiveRhino]

First serious response.
Try eating the reccomended servings of food.
Avoid late night snacks.
Eat healthy foods: More veggies, less chips
Try to avoid eating out of boredom. Limit yourself to one treat a day.

[Hijck32]

Eat healthier

Run Run Run
Exercise
!

[KillerClam]

starve