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Posted at: 12/17/07 01:29 AM
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dress as a Chocobo.
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Posted at: 12/17/07 02:03 AM
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At 12/17/07 01:06 AM, Sashuno wrote: This descriptive diagram exhaustively explains foreplay.
Awwwww, mannnnn! That shit is funny as hell!
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Posted at: 12/17/07 02:05 AM
At 12/17/07 01:29 AM, Sashuno wrote: dress as a Chocobo.
Do do do do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do (bad interpretation of the theme song for my favorite friable bird! YUM YUM YUM!! Deep Fried Chocobo!) Yeah, that song+the costume will get any girl in the mood!
Posted at: 12/17/07 02:08 AM
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At 12/17/07 01:13 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Dunno. Nerve endings in both spots, both which are quite sensitive to touch.
Or you could cut it off and make him eat it. MEEEEIIIINNN TEIL!
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Posted at: 12/17/07 02:10 AM
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look half decent at least make out wit her rub her pussy while u do
guarantee it will work
"Love is blind."
remember to wear a condom, though.
Posted at: 12/17/07 02:18 AM
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At 12/17/07 02:10 AM, Sashuno wrote: remember to wear a condom, though.
Harry Potter references. Now we're getting somewhere
Posted at: 12/17/07 02:19 AM
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Wasn't this thread locked at page one and a half?
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Posted at: 12/17/07 10:42 PM
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At 12/17/07 02:10 AM, enonymous420 wrote: look half decent at least make out wit her rub her pussy while u do guarantee it will work
i agree that always works with my gf
Posted at: 12/17/07 10:44 PM
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At 12/16/07 10:48 PM, offday wrote: She her your O face.
lol, word
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Posted at: 12/17/07 10:49 PM
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Stick your pipi into her butt. That will maker her horny.
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Posted at: 12/17/07 10:52 PM
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...roleplay :D
Posted at: 12/17/07 10:53 PM
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At 12/16/07 10:55 PM, CHOWN wrote: shes never jacked off before.
get your friend to do it jesus
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Posted at: 12/17/07 11:12 PM
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At 12/16/07 10:45 PM, CHOWN wrote: help. my gf is not horny apparently. how do i make her horny?
Well my friend this is simpler than one might think. Pay 46 german terrorists to take over a building and hold her hostage. then sit on youre couch and get drunk while waiting for the police to call. you act suprised at the news of her getting kinaped. Get a 9mm and dont wear shoes. for effect. run a car into the building and enter instantly going to the 46th floor while the comic reliaf cop yells at you for somthing after battling endless amounts of germans get to the roof and throw the head germen off of it. then say "yippi ki ay mother fucker" then save her and she will instantly go down on you.
Posted at: 12/17/07 11:38 PM
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Pee in her butt Simple as that
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Posted at: 12/17/07 11:50 PM
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PM me if you really want to know
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Posted at: 12/18/07 09:23 AM
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Pay her to have sex, all women are whores.
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