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Sometimes girls don't get in the mood until the sex is about halfway done. Then they get into it. So you gotta start fucking her to show her how good it's going to be and she'll probably get in the mood. If not try strangling her with her lingerie and the feeling of the soft material might butter her up.

At 12/16/07 10:49 PM, americanidiot2f wrote: Show her your penicorn

Sadly, i know a girl who actually would find that attractive.

some progressive foreplay, starting with some kissing on the lips, then work your way down. Oh, and go at a moderate pace. Too slow will bore her, too fast will kill it. Go from there, let your hormones do all the thinking.

At 12/16/07 11:06 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote:

At 12/16/07 11:04 PM, SACP wrote:
That only works on whores.......

What do you mean?
You mean that only whores follow the advice of what happens in porn?
Or that only whores watch porn?
Seriously, lots of girls watch gay porn...

Gay porn?! Tis heracy! >: (

At 12/16/07 11:30 PM, SACP wrote:
Gay porn?! Tis heracy! >: (

It's girls watching gay porn.
Guys watch lesbian porn, which is 2 girls doing it and I think girls should be able to watch two guys do it as well.
I ain't for double standards.
What exactly is your problem with it?

At 12/16/07 11:06 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote:

At 12/16/07 11:04 PM, SACP wrote:

Seriously, lots of girls watch gay porn...

You uhhhh, you just made that up didn't you

At 12/16/07 11:35 PM, ScreamiNSemeN wrote:
You uhhhh, you just made that up didn't you

I caught a female friend of mine watching some once.
Why would I make that stuff up?
I would say I WATCHED GAY porn just to troll, and I would say I fucked the girl after I caught her if I wanted to seem hardcore.

This has turned from asking about how to get a girl horny to watching gay porn. I seriously need help with getting m'lady horny.

Just try the original. Massages, comfortable surrounding, make sure she is really comfortable. and then just do stuff until it clicks.

At 12/16/07 11:40 PM, CHOWN wrote: This has turned from asking about how to get a girl horny to watching gay porn. I seriously need help with getting m'lady horny.

Follow the guy who spoke of 'Progessive foreplay'
It's the truth.

Do a barrel roll.

At 12/16/07 11:40 PM, CHOWN wrote: This has turned from asking about how to get a girl horny to watching gay porn.

Welcome to the NG BBS.

At 12/16/07 11:50 PM, AngryBanana wrote:

At 12/16/07 11:40 PM, CHOWN wrote: This has turned from asking about how to get a girl horny to watching gay porn.

Welcome to the NG BBS.

You know it all dont you. Fucking know it all.
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eat up.

Can we all just agree to rub her tits? Ait. Lock thread.

At 12/16/07 11:49 PM, NinjaPirateMaster wrote: Do a barrel roll.

+1

Break down the door when shes getting dressed and run in with your dick hanging out!

Pwn some noobs. Works for the Best Paladin of The World.

At 12/16/07 10:50 PM, Officer wrote: Ask if she wants to play Halo 3 with you.

Yeah....and then energy sword her, and beam rifle her behind the warthog, and finish with a gravity hammer. Every chick gets horny to Halo 3!

BTW-In case you didn't get it, that's sarcasm....LOL

At 12/17/07 12:19 AM, Toasty4you wrote:

At 12/16/07 11:49 PM, NinjaPirateMaster wrote: Do a barrel roll.

+1

+1337

At 12/17/07 12:53 AM, Ifritsparda wrote:

At 12/17/07 12:19 AM, Toasty4you wrote:

At 12/16/07 11:49 PM, NinjaPirateMaster wrote: Do a barrel roll.

+1

+1337

+ [(1=1)-2]/[(8^2-65)+1]

At 12/16/07 10:48 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: VIRGIN ALERT.
Pinch her nipples, make out with her. Do shit like that.

This is the worst place to ask advice, as most of the teenagers here are virgins.

How true. You should know, right? ;)

I'd slap my boyfriend if he tried that on me without working his way up.

At 12/17/07 01:00 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:
How true. You should know, right? ;)

Hahahahahaha.
I love people who try to dig at me.
Most of the people here are 13, and I'm hoping they aren't having sex that early.

I'd slap my boyfriend if he tried that on me without working his way up.

IT WAS JUST AN IMPULSIVE SUGGESTION, NOT TO BE TAKEN TO SERIOUSLY.
Honestly, the kid should learn about what to do.

This descriptive diagram exhaustively explains foreplay.

At 12/17/07 01:04 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote:

I'd slap my boyfriend if he tried that on me without working his way up.

IT WAS JUST AN IMPULSIVE SUGGESTION, NOT TO BE TAKEN TO SERIOUSLY.
Honestly, the kid should learn about what to do.

Right.

And the kid should learn what to do when he gets slapped in the face for pinching his lass' tits?

At 12/17/07 01:06 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: And the kid should learn what to do when he gets slapped in the face for pinching his lass' tits?

slapped in the face? Castration, at the very least, considering where he is discussing this...

At 12/17/07 01:06 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:
Right.

And the kid should learn what to do when he gets slapped in the face for pinching his lass' tits?

How better to learn it than by harsh experience?
He is a cruel, but excellent teacher.

At 12/17/07 01:08 AM, Sashuno wrote:

At 12/17/07 01:06 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: And the kid should learn what to do when he gets slapped in the face for pinching his lass' tits?

slapped in the face? Castration, at the very least, considering where he is discussing this...

Or an open-handed slap to the nuts.

At 12/17/07 01:09 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Or an open-handed slap to the nuts.

That would kind of hurt, but it'd be as effective as.... dare I say it?
grabbing his cock. I mean it in the context of real life, but I know people will read because of the meme.

At 12/17/07 01:12 AM, Sashuno wrote:

At 12/17/07 01:09 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Or an open-handed slap to the nuts.

That would kind of hurt, but it'd be as effective as.... dare I say it?
grabbing his cock. I mean it in the context of real life, but I know people will read because of the meme.

Dunno.
Nerve endings in both spots, both which are quite sensitive to touch.

Bite her nipples.