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How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 10:45 PM Reply

help. my gf is not horny apparently. how do i make her horny?


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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 10:46 PM Reply

Show her your erotic grasp on the English language.
She'll go nuts!


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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 10:47 PM Reply

Rub her tits. That works for mine.

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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 10:48 PM Reply

Very easy.Take your hand-i mean GF and jerk it-i mean suck your dick.


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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 10:48 PM Reply

She her your O face.


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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 10:48 PM Reply

Try being attractive and set the mood.

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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 10:48 PM Reply

VIRGIN ALERT.
Pinch her nipples, make out with her. Do shit like that.

This is the worst place to ask advice, as most of the teenagers here are virgins.

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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 10:49 PM Reply

nobody tell on the guy who said rape her. its good advice.
and tit rubbing will do. thank you much.


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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 10:49 PM Reply

Show her your penicorn


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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 10:49 PM Reply

Give her a seductive shoulder rub.


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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 10:50 PM Reply

I hate repeating myself on this so ill make it quick

Tape her up in an warehouse and then chop off her ear while listening to 'Stuck in the middle with you'

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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 10:50 PM Reply

Ask if she wants to play Halo 3 with you.


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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 10:51 PM Reply

Actually, Pumpkin pie increases the blood flow to the vaginal area, making the girl horny.

Seriously man

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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 10:52 PM Reply

Show her your action figure collection.

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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 10:55 PM Reply

She grabs my dick when we kiss, but she says shes never jacked off before.
WTF?


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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 10:56 PM Reply

At 12/16/07 10:55 PM, CHOWN wrote: She grabs my dick when we kiss, but she says shes never jacked off before.
WTF?

It should interest you that girls don't have cocks. They can only masterbate.

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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 10:57 PM Reply

Be a gentleman, but be a man first. If some dude comes up and tries to get with her, stand up to him respectfully. Hold the door for her. Act as a knight, but hold yourself as a commoner. Give her gifts, such as candy and flowers and jewelry, but make sure she likes that kind of candy or flowers or jewelry first. Chicks dig that kinda stuff.

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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 10:58 PM Reply

Punch her in the face, nothing makes a girl wetter than a good beating.

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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 10:59 PM Reply

bring her a real man... burn!!! XD

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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 10:59 PM Reply

At 12/16/07 10:49 PM, CHOWN wrote: nobody tell on the guy who said rape her. its good advice.

Aw shoot.

Fiiiine - I won't tell.

But you owe me!

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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 11:00 PM Reply

At 12/16/07 10:57 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Be a gentleman, but be a man first. If some dude comes up and tries to get with her, stand up to him respectfully. Hold the door for her. Act as a knight, but hold yourself as a commoner. Give her gifts, such as candy and flowers and jewelry, but make sure she likes that kind of candy or flowers or jewelry first. Chicks dig that kinda stuff.

He said make her horny not woe her. WTF is wrong with you?! I'm sure holding the door and acting like a commoner really turns her on. Go put a fucking a play on you flaming bitch.

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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 11:01 PM Reply

Show her this thread.

because it's full of win
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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 11:02 PM Reply

At 12/16/07 10:55 PM, CHOWN wrote: She grabs my dick when we kiss, but she says shes never jacked off before.
WTF?

I could say something about grabbing and cocks, but I won't.

Seriously, I've always found that a massage and some light kissing gets my girl in the mood. Try kissing her shoulders and neck.


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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 11:02 PM Reply

Tell her that you really like her and evry time you see or think of her this happens...then show her your erection.


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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 11:02 PM Reply

Aren't porn films supposed to act as how to guides for you little shits?
Go watch some, then come back here.


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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 11:03 PM Reply

At 12/16/07 10:47 PM, SACP wrote: Rub her tits. That works for mine.

The man speaks the truth. Do whatever you need to do to get to the stage where she doesn't mind you rubbing her tits. Be nice, gentle, and yada yada.

When she gets horny though, don't underestimate the horny woman. This is something to be feared MUCH more than the horny male.


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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 11:04 PM Reply

I want to know the exact opposite? How do I make me appear civilised?


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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 11:04 PM Reply

At 12/16/07 11:02 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: Aren't porn films supposed to act as how to guides for you little shits?
Go watch some, then come back here.

That only works on whores.......

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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 11:06 PM Reply

At 12/16/07 11:04 PM, SACP wrote:
That only works on whores.......

What do you mean?
You mean that only whores follow the advice of what happens in porn?
Or that only whores watch porn?
Seriously, lots of girls watch gay porn...


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Response to How to make an unhorny girl horny Dec. 16th, 2007 @ 11:14 PM Reply

Sometimes girls don't get in the mood until the sex is about halfway done. Then they get into it. So you gotta start fucking her to show her how good it's going to be and she'll probably get in the mood. If not try strangling her with her lingerie and the feeling of the soft material might butter her up.


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