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hahaha....well still its pretty funny

Thanks man! I'll be using these tips!

Copypasta from Facebook? Seriously?

At 9/11/10 08:52 PM, BritPop wrote: Copypasta from Facebook? Seriously?

>Implying it originated from Facebook

I heard girls like it you wear her clothes when her mom comes over. It shows you're not afraid to show your feminine side and her mom might have given it to her, so it kind of appreciates th stuff her mom does for her.

In order to make up for the copypasta, we should illustrate all the rules in order to breathe fresh life into this so-overly-misogynistic-that-it-is-funny list!

e.g.

Tip 1)

Tip 2)

Tip 3)

Fine! I see how it is.

At 8/9/10 04:00 PM, Robert2812 wrote: FAIL TROLL IS FAIL

you bumped a 3 year old thread to point out that it's a joke?

25. "Do I look like I've gained weight?" "Nope you look just as fat as always."

I have to agree with Jedi-Master and go with the Audioslave title.
"Be Yourself".

Women are not all the same so there are no generic rules for them.
If you are so desperate, then there's the cliche that you jsut didn't find the real one yet, and to be honest cliche's are actually true, if people takes the time to think about.

I think I will really do this just to see how a girl will react. It may be mean and it will make me feel bad, but sacrifices sometimes have to be made in the name of science.

At 8/9/10 08:29 PM, EpicFail wrote: I got a better tip for you guys..

1. Be yourself.

..and whip it out

I don't care. I want to continue the whole "drawing tips" thing. It's easy as hell to do something like this. XD

Kills some time too.

At 12/15/07 04:02 PM, KipptheCool wrote:

22. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

We had almighty sex on her birthday, does that count as a present, or does that count as keeping me happy?

I would totally date a guy who did all these things for me. All the guys I have been dating have just been nice and made me happy. What the hell is wrong with them? Haha

kinda funny

I think we should illustrate some of these tips though.

Any tips Augusta has given are usually sound.

At 12/15/07 04:08 PM, Phantox wrote: STFU don't listen to him.

If you suck at dating and stuff, go here for some training. (Only noobs)

look if there idiots enough to do this they deserve this i mean look at 4chan this list probably originated there

If a girl agrees to date you, just say "Fuck off bitch!"

Girls like that feisty shit.

C'mon, this was old in '07, what do you think it is now?

Vintage.

just tell them you're gay. Girls love a challenge.

I have a date set up for tomorrow night, thanks OP.

Should be titled:

"INTRO TO WIFE BEATING 101-- FUCK WITH THEIR HEADS"