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At 12/14/07 09:25 PM, ProBo wrote: Going to church doesn't male you a good Christian.

Thats actually true since you need to obey all the rules and doing so without contridicting themselves (sorry if I spelled wrong).

first off.. yes I am Christian, second dont post it here.. everyone flames each other for religion here so... sorry I have to say this but.. you better STFU before someone really fucks you up

Silly Christians and your crazy mythological beliefs. I can disprove the existence of a god here and now.
Christians believe god is omnipotent, all-knowing, and just, right? Well..

1. If something is omnipotent, it can do anything. If something is just, it does the right thing. Why kill children to free slaves? Because he is either not just, nor omnipotent.

2. If something is all knowing (read omnipotent), but gives us free will, then he knows who is and isn't going to hell. Instead of changing their path, he damns them to hell.

3. If God knows who is and isn't going to hell, then we don't have free will as everything is destined (as in, he already knows), again, damning people to hell on his own accord, making him unjust.

4. If the sins of the father is passed down as it was written in the Christian Bible, then everyone on earth is going to hell regardless of nationality.

Not to mention the bible is riddled with self-contradiction and what your local preacher would refer to as evil. Don't believe me do you? well then how about a few examples.

1. despite the flood only being fifteen cubits high(about 25 feet), flooded the Earth? (Genesis 7:20)

2. and after the end of the one hundred and fifty days the waters were abated." (Genesis 8:3)
Wait, wait, I thought it was only forty days long. (Genesis 7:12)

3. incest is okay (Genesis 19:36) and at the same time, disgraceful? (Leviticus 18)

4. you can kill people for revenge, then take their virgins and rape them? (Numbers 31:1-18)

5. homosexuality is an "abomination"? (Leviticus 18:22-3)

6. you become unclean after you fap or have sex? (Leviticus 15:16-18)

7. it is okay to trick your brother out of an inheritance? (Genesis 25:27-34)

8. that people could be so gullible as to tell a lover their one weakness that would take away all his power? (Judges 16:15-17)

9. hair gives people superpowers? It's true, the Bible says so.(Judges 16:19) (Guess dragonball Z was right on the spot there, huh christians?)

10. God and Satan place bets on good people just for kicks? (Job 2)

Call what i just posted blasphemous, call it unholy, call it intolerant, but no matter how much you hold your ears and scream "LALALALALA", it is the cold hard truth.

Have a nice day.

At 12/14/07 08:41 PM, IrishGun wrote: I am.

BUT I STILL DAMN SWEAR

Where in the Bible does it say not to swear? (unless you're Mormon)

....Because what we need is another religious thread.

No, I'm not Christian.

in my opinion religions are a waste of time and a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE waste of resorses and money. I meen waste like idk 1 year of your life or more to just worship something that dosent exist!! that is just plain retarded. for all we know we couldve found the cure for canser, ended the terible economy in africa, and made world pece If we actualy did something during the time people were in church!!

to all the religions out there(cept athism): GO TEAR DOWN THE CHURCH AND SHIP THE S*** TO AFRICA!!!

Lawl relgion thred!!1!!1!!!!1

I'm not religious at all... Arguing about religion is pointless, doesn't matter what you believe or don't believe in, it's just simply pointless. Human knowledge is no where near the point of truly being able to know.

At 12/14/07 10:01 PM, Viktorus10 wrote: Stuff

First of all, use a spell checker. Second, Atheism isn't a religion, it is a lack thereof. Also, It isnt as much as the time sink that bothers me as much as the fact that Christians impose their beliefs on others, abortions, masturbation, ritualistic sacrificing, all things looked down upon by Christianity that Christians expect people to never do, regardless of the other persons beliefs.

At 12/14/07 08:52 PM, Cigolini55 wrote:

At 12/14/07 08:49 PM, senior-twinki wrote:

At 12/14/07 08:47 PM, Cigolini55 wrote:

At 12/14/07 08:45 PM, xPaRaDoXx wrote:

ugh, yes i can he is a douche, i hate satan, he is what makes flammers, flammers.

First of all, he is kidding, so you already look stupid. Secondly, you should have KNOWN he was kidding because satanists don't pray at an alter, and LaVeyan satanists don't even pray.

They don't even worship Satan. But you didn't know this, because you didn't bother to research something you claim to hate. LaVeyan satanism is basically A form of Atheism, with the belief of satan as a representation of a mans soul, nothing more.

It's symbolic. What YOU are blindly insulting is Paganism, or Devil worshiping. Yes, there is a difference, but again, you were too "BUSY" To look up something that you obviously care about, by your spammish trolling.
But I will stop here, because, obviously, you're too dense to understand what I type.

This why we don't need religion threads, someone is ignorant, and I get pissed off.

At 12/14/07 08:42 PM, americanidiot2f wrote: Dear Tom Fulp
For Christmas, I would like there to be a forum called "Religion" so people would stop talking religion on the general forums.

Amen.

Lets just end this stupid thread oh k? I'm fucking sick with people arguing what exist and not exist. Who gives a fuck. If their is a God, then non-believers you lose. If their isn't a God then Christians, you lose. Lets just end it here and now. All this religious arguing and non-religious crap is just turning into "crap" in the BBS.

At 12/14/07 10:09 PM, Cigolini55 wrote: Lets just end this stupid thread oh k? I'm fucking sick with people arguing what exist and not exist. Who gives a fuck. If their is a God, then non-believers you lose. If their isn't a God then Christians, you lose. Lets just end it here and now. All this religious arguing and non-religious crap is just turning into "crap" in the BBS.

Amen.

Getfo jesus freak u have no place here

HAIL SATAN!

At 12/14/07 08:40 PM, senior-twinki wrote: how many of you are christians? please refrain from bad mouthing it if you aren't.
I'm very christian, I've been to church every sunday since second grade

I'm christain. The rest of you are heathans.

At 12/14/07 09:51 PM, Ominent wrote: Silly Christians and your crazy mythological beliefs. I can disprove the existence of a god here and now.

You're SO HARDCORE!

God programmed our minds to not understand him, and what he is.

The Bible was written by a bunch of different people, so there is obviously going to be some contradictory stuff.

God gave us free will, and if we abuse it, we go to Hell.

My friend's mom died for 9 minutes, until they shocked her back to life.

When she came back to life, she said she saw a gorgeous forest with a huge, furnished log cabin, and a stream.

She claimed she saw heaven......

She loved log cabins, and forests before that, so it proves that heaven isn't just a bunch of clouds.

So I woke up this morning and got the brilliant idea to make a religion thread on Newgrounds, great job it seems everyone loves it.

At 12/14/07 10:21 PM, Aliensandwich wrote:

She claimed she saw heaven......

The Key word in this is "claimed", just because she claimed it, doesn't mean its true. what that proves is that she went into a sort of dream state, her mind made up a good place to take it away from the bad things happening. want to know what really happens after death?

Unconsciousness.

Its when you go to sleep but don't dream, but permanently. And just because you don't want to believe what i am telling you doesn't automatically make your solution true.

Whats the deal with hats?
Why do people always wear them on their head?
Why not on their butts?

At 12/14/07 10:35 PM, Minion777 wrote: Whats the deal with hats?
Why do people always wear them on their head?
Why not on their butts?

...Your joked failed.

At 12/14/07 10:36 PM, Cigolini55 wrote:

At 12/14/07 10:35 PM, Minion777 wrote: Whats the deal with hats?
Why do people always wear them on their head?
Why not on their butts?

...Your joked failed.

It is a known fact God hates FAB people.

At 12/14/07 09:51 PM, Ominent wrote: Silly Christians and your crazy mythological beliefs. I can disprove the existence of a god here and now.
Christians believe god is omnipotent, all-knowing, and just, right? Well..

1. If something is omnipotent, it can do anything. If something is just, it does the right thing. Why kill children to free slaves? Because he is either not just, nor omnipotent.

2. If something is all knowing (read omnipotent), but gives us free will, then he knows who is and isn't going to hell. Instead of changing their path, he damns them to hell.

3. If God knows who is and isn't going to hell, then we don't have free will as everything is destined (as in, he already knows), again, damning people to hell on his own accord, making him unjust.

4. If the sins of the father is passed down as it was written in the Christian Bible, then everyone on earth is going to hell regardless of nationality.

Not to mention the bible is riddled with self-contradiction and what your local preacher would refer to as evil. Don't believe me do you? well then how about a few examples.

1. despite the flood only being fifteen cubits high(about 25 feet), flooded the Earth? (Genesis 7:20)

2. and after the end of the one hundred and fifty days the waters were abated." (Genesis 8:3)
Wait, wait, I thought it was only forty days long. (Genesis 7:12)

3. incest is okay (Genesis 19:36) and at the same time, disgraceful? (Leviticus 18)

4. you can kill people for revenge, then take their virgins and rape them? (Numbers 31:1-18)

5. homosexuality is an "abomination"? (Leviticus 18:22-3)

6. you become unclean after you fap or have sex? (Leviticus 15:16-18)

7. it is okay to trick your brother out of an inheritance? (Genesis 25:27-34)

8. that people could be so gullible as to tell a lover their one weakness that would take away all his power? (Judges 16:15-17)

9. hair gives people superpowers? It's true, the Bible says so.(Judges 16:19) (Guess dragonball Z was right on the spot there, huh christians?)

10. God and Satan place bets on good people just for kicks? (Job 2)

Call what i just posted blasphemous, call it unholy, call it intolerant, but no matter how much you hold your ears and scream "LALALALALA", it is the cold hard truth.

Have a nice day.

Wanna here something really really great? No one will ever find out if there is/ isn't a god until their dead. And you haven't died and risen now have you? No matter all the facts you can pull. Nothing that todays modern advancements can solve. so yes, and you make whatever "ideas" you want about any fucking religion. its
1). Your opinion
2). Mabye God likes to mess with peoples head
3). We may never actually know if there is a God thus ranting about something we may never know about it and your opinion isn't really going to change that
4). Of course hair can give you super powers!
5). Why the fuck would God do everything for you? (If you believe in this which for your opinion you were acting like it) God created you and gave you Free will to do what you want. If he changed your destiny it wouldn't be Free will now would it?
6). As to number 5, 6, and 7 i wouldn't know because i don't mezmorize (sp?) the Holy book of my religion. If you want that go see Muslims.
7). I'd have to check 4 over over because I'm sure it doesn't exactlly say that. mabye be wrong mabye right.

Key word: OPINION

LALALALALA

Then you could call them buttheads.

At 12/14/07 09:51 PM, Ominent wrote: Silly Christians and your crazy mythological beliefs. I can disprove the existence of a god here and now.
Christians believe god is omnipotent, all-knowing, and just, right? Well..

This is why I never post in religion threads. Dicks like you always feel the need to add fuel to the flame.

Whats the deal with walking?
Its as if they have somewhere to go.

I just wish all you faggots would die. I don't even want you to die painfully, I just want you off my earth so we can stop with these religious arguments that happen every fucking day on the general forum.

Seriously, lets just devote an entire fucking forum labeled "Religion" to you guys so you can leave the wars in there.

At 12/14/07 10:40 PM, gamerpeepinpa wrote:

At 12/14/07 09:51 PM, Ominent wrote: Silly Christians and your crazy mythological beliefs. I can disprove the existence of a god here and now.
Christians believe god is omnipotent, all-knowing, and just, right? Well..

This is why I never post in religion threads. Dicks like you always feel the need to add fuel to the flame.

i seconded that.

Handwriting, more like handwronging.

Okay, I'd kinda hoped by now SOMEONE would have gotten the message.

Don't like Religion?
Don't like Christians?
Don't like religous " faggots" spamming up the place with their opinion?

THEN DON'T ADD TO THE FUCKING THREAD.

Hate it when people bitch and moan about something that has been said over 9000 times?
Hate people who post shitty/one-liners?

DON'T FUCKING REPLY TO THEM.

Don't like it when someone adds fuel to the fire?

WELL THEN DON'T FUCKING POST.

COMMON SENSE PEOPLE.

I'm not Christian, nor from any sect of it.

1-10 what is your agnosticity?
I'm 3 I'm religious